If you could turn off sperm with a switch, would you?

[Privates1stClass]

I have mixed feelings about this one. A German carpenter invented a switch which can be turned off to stop ejaculating sperm. Do I smell a plot bunny?

Here's a link:
http://news.nationalpost.com/health...urce=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

 

[Handley_Page]

I have mixed feelings about this one. A German carpenter invented a switch which can be turned off to stop ejaculating sperm. Do I smell a plot bunny?

Here's a link:
http://news.nationalpost.com/health...urce=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

Now imagine if that switch was operated by your phone or tablet. . . .
Plot Bunny or what ?

 

[TxRad]

After my last son was born I had a vasectomy. Much the same thing but not really. Shooting blanks for the last 35 years has been fun.

 

[Handley_Page]

I read somewhere that it can take a while for the tubes to be clear of sperm.
Switching off is not the complete answer,
or is it ?

 

[lovecraft68]

After my last son was born I had a vasectomy. Much the same thing but not really. Shooting blanks for the last 35 years has been fun.

Had mine done when I was thirty one right after my second wife said she was sure she didn't want any kids. At that point I couldn't get it done fast enough, nothing better than worry free sex.

I still think my wife's decision was based on seeing my two daughters and thinking I'm not making another one of those

 

[Sammael Bard]

I read somewhere that it can take a while for the tubes to be clear of sperm.
Switching off is not the complete answer,
or is it ?

After vasectomy, it takes about a month for the tubes to be cleared of any residual sperms. After that, it's just blanks. The operation is small and the effects are reported to be permanent.

 

[coochiebarber]

Who's going to operate that switch? The guy? If only he has enough presence of mind when he's about to come.

 

[Hypoxia]

Future versions:

* Switch includes tiny CO2 tank to blow residual sperm from system. Instant gratification.
* Switch is replaced by tiny IR or microwave emitter that broils all emerging sperm. Bzzzzt.
* Vas deferens is replaced by synthetic material that absorbs sperm on command. Whoosh.
* Testicles are replaced by cyborged assembly producing sperm of various species as desired.

 

[Carnevil9]

Would this switch be called a "stopcock"?

 

[Hypoxia]

Far-future version: a tiny teleportation module (controlled by brain implant) directs the sperm to any desired location. Hackers will REALLY have fun with that one.

Steampunk er I mean springpunk version: spring-powered self-tightening cock ring prevents outflow. Ouch. No wonder it's obsolete.

Pre-modern version: a strong hand grip. Still ouch.

Barbarian version: a sharp knife, applied to someone else.

Hari-kari version: a sharp knife, applied to yourself.

Humanitarian version: a friendly slurp.