First fuck of the new year.

[neci]

Or decade. Or bicentennial.

 

[neci]

I need to go get mine.

 

[RoryN]

I got sent two utility bills by mistake. Does that count?

 

[Disgustipated]

Got mine last night. eeyore would not approve of our mutually consented markings.

 

[Disgustipated]

I got sent two utility bills by mistake. Does that count?

Oh. So you do live in Porter Ranch.

 

[removed9556]

 

[neci]

I got sent two utility bills by mistake. Does that count?

How is ejaculation different with the veins snipped?

That almost counts, but it's probably an automated letter.

 

[Wings]

Incredible. The right amount of aggressiveness, the perfect rhythm, just enough hair pulling, and a little biting to round out the bouquet.

Begin as you mean to go on.

 

[neci]

Got mine last night. eeyore would not approve of our mutually consented markings.

Forest grump is on.

I definitely need to get mine.

*cracks whip*

Incredible. The right amount of aggressiveness, the perfect rhythm, just enough hair pulling, and a little biting to round out the bouquet.

Begin as you mean to go on.

At this point it feels like I'm going to be fucked in the ass and called Jenny.

 

[neci]

You can't keep doing this forest! You can't keep rescuing me!

 

[neci]

Bye bye Jenny. They sending me to Vietnam.

 

[neci]

now i have to pee.

 

[Ishmael]

Damn, I thought you were going to brag.

Ishmael

 

[neci]

how wide should on ope the mouth?

 

[neci]

dile: ope

 

[gypsyTX]

I have a cold and I've been coughing my lungs out for the past three days. Tonight's not looking good either.

 

[neci]

I have a cold and I've been coughing my lungs out for the past three days. Tonight's not looking good either.

you need a good brandy.fruit elixir.

 

[neci]

a decent amount of elderberry and garlic.

 

[gypsyTX]

Elderberry, yes, but garlic might be counterproductive.
I also started oregano oil capsules. And tea. Lots of tea.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I have a cold and I've been coughing my lungs out for the past three days. Tonight's not looking good either.

You're gonna let a little phlegmy lung congestion get in the way of a good, juicy, new year's boink?

 

[Ishmael]

how wide should on ope the mouth?

Just enough.

Ishmael

 

[Disgustipated]

I have a cold and I've been coughing my lungs out for the past three days. Tonight's not looking good either.

Unless your pussy is snotty, he needs to get down there and service you.

 

[spacekowboy]

I need to go get mine.

Let me know if you need any help with that.

 

[gypsyTX]

I never said we didn't fool around, but I'm needy and that's not enough.

And yes, the coughing has been just too much.

 

[ImSinister]

I'm still counting down until the balls drop...