Lesbian Quest

[NOIRTRASH]

I'm on the trail of the prototypical lesbian. So far its impossible to get a straight answer about HOW DO YOU KNOW ONE tho research confirms lesbians recognize sexual orientation better than straight girls do. Straight girls read minds better.

So, if lesbians know orientation differences there must be orientation differences, right?

To get at orientation differences I hadda go at it from a different direction. WHAT ANNOYS LESBIANS ABOUT LESBIANS? And BINGO!!

According to lesbians they dislike NO SENSE OF HUMOR, MOB MENTALITY, NO INTEREST IN APPEARANCE (lesbians are okay with a shower and a quick hair comb...they don't wanna appeal to men), BED DEATH (loss of libido), and NO TASTE FOR MUSIC OR ENTERTAINMENT, SMOKERS, OBESITY.

They described Jackie Gleason.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

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Typical lesbian

 

[NOIRTRASH]

In statistics, regression toward (or to) the mean is the phenomenon that if a variable is extreme on its first measurement, it will tend to be closer to the average on its second measurement—and if it is extreme on its second measurement, it will tend to have been closer to the average on its first.

Lesbian is an extreme result. It may be as common as rain but its 40s days and 40 nights worth of extreme.

So I spent the evening collecting lesbian memorials of sexual dissonance that changed the course of their path from one place to another. WTF! events. These things make good stories.

Coming from the story mill is a tale of how a father ruins a lesbian marriage when he donates sperm to the wife to make her pregnant. The wife wanted her partner to share part of the baby's Dna, and recruited the dad to father the child.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I don't like females but have always desired them sexually, since I was a child. When I was 5 I thought Janet Leigh was the hottest thing going, and that sexual fixation is a constant in my life. I don't gotta like you to fuck you.

And so I don't get homosexuality, the same way I don't get modern art masterpieces and Thai cuisine. Buddies exist to work with and share war with, not share beds with.

I suspect plenty of guys share their wives with friends to calm her fears about the real motives of the friend. I know some wives worry themselves sick when the guys are gone fishing all night.

I've had one or two gay friends, guys I worked with. The friendship was solid and asexual, but their boyfriends had cows about the fraternity. One man usta slip over and fuck the woman next door, his boyfriend had no idea!

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I don't like females but have always desired them sexually, since I was a child. When I was 5 I thought Janet Leigh was the hottest thing going, and that sexual fixation is a constant in my life. I don't gotta like you to fuck you.

I really don't know you so I don't know whether you're just playing devil's advocate or whether you're serious, but this is a pretty weird thread. I'm not sure what to make of it.

First of all, Janet Leigh was hot, especially when she had that short Psycho hair.

Secondly, while it's always fun to generalize about people, it's rarely accurate, so I don't know if you're going to be able to come up with any solid tells for gay women. Or men. I suspect female gaydar works pretty much like the male variety: reading sexual orientation through interaction and affect.

I so I don't get homosexuality, the same way I don't get modern art masterpieces and Thai cuisine. Buddies exist to work with and share war with, not share beds with.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that your sexual relationships don't involve a lot of affection and empathy. Without those two types of connection you're never going to understand homosexuality. You're never really going to understand heterosexuality either. It's a lot more than poles and holes.

I suspect plenty of guys share their wives with friends to calm her fears about the real motives of the friend. I know some wives worry themselves sick when the guys are gone fishing all night.

I've had one or two gay friends, guys I worked with. The friendship was solid and asexual, but their boyfriends had cows about the fraternity. One man usta slip over and fuck the woman next door, his boyfriend had no idea!

So you believe that "plenty of guys" cuckold themselves just to prove to their wives that they're not involved in a gay relationship with their buddies? You think male or female frienship is the basis of sex? That's absolutely nuts.

Understanding modern art requires that you share in the artist's vision Thai cuisine's main feature is its subtlety and nuance. I'd suggest you have big blind spots in both areas. Just because you don't understand something, don't assume it's bullshit.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I real;ly don't know you so I don't know whwther you're just playing devil's advocate, but this is a pretty weird thread. I'm not sure what to make of it.

First of all, Janet Leigh <i>was</i> hot, especially when she had that short Psycho hair.

Secondly, while it's always fun to generalize about people, it's rarely accurate, so I don't know if you're going to be able to come up with any solid tells for gay women. Or men. I suspect female gaydar works pretty much like the male variety: reading sexual orientation through interaction and affect.



I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that your sexual relationships don't involve a lot of affection and empathy. Without those two types of connection you're never going to understand homosexuality. You're never really going to understand heterosexuality either. It's a lot more than poles and holes.



So you believe that "plenty of guys" cuckold themselves just to prove to their wives that they're not involved in a gay relationship with their buddies? You think male or female frienship is the basis of sex? That's absolutely nuts.

Understanding modern art requires that you share in the artist's vision Thai cuisine's main feature is its subtlety and nuance. I'd suggest you have big blind spots in both areas. Just because you don't understand something, don't assume it's bullshit.

Elliott, hope your 2016 is excellent.

Maybe this will help. I'm a full blown full bore psychopath. I took the test. My score is up there where you need oxygen to survive. That said, PSYCHOPATHY simply means I use the big pack of crayons, not the 8 pack with black and white and the primary colors. I go the whole hog.

My anxiety scale score is first percentile. Only the dead feel less fear and nervousness than me. No limits, no problem. I've been known to tell married women they have the nicest asses I've ever seen. In front of their husbands. If she consents to dance with me I might feel her ass and not care who see's me.

So this is what youre dealing with. I explore it all. If I don't explore I'm not interested. If I don't act I'm not interested.

 

[JackLuis]

Welcome back Dr. M.

Here you go Jimmy some research material.
Here are 7 stereotypes about lesbians that are actually true — and the surprising reasons why

Stereotyping is a necessary evil. Stereotyping simplifies complex information so our brains can easily understand it, reducing the amount of processing we go through when seeing or meeting new people That said, it also causes us to generalize. If we see one hipster drinking PBR and wearing an “Everyone loves Grandpa!” T-shirt, our brain is like, #YesAllHipsters.

When it comes to lesbians, I was curious if the stereotypes had a basis in reality, partly because I am a former gym teacher who drives a truck and loves cats and has a wardrobe that’s 90 percent flannel. I’ve probed the data to see if the old lines about U-Hauling, lesbian bed death and others had any statistical sway. The results were surprising.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I really don't know you so I don't know whether you're just playing devil's advocate or whether you're serious, but this is a pretty weird thread. I'm not sure what to make of it.

First of all, Janet Leigh was hot, especially when she had that short Psycho hair.

Secondly, while it's always fun to generalize about people, it's rarely accurate, so I don't know if you're going to be able to come up with any solid tells for gay women. Or men. I suspect female gaydar works pretty much like the male variety: reading sexual orientation through interaction and affect.



I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that your sexual relationships don't involve a lot of affection and empathy. Without those two types of connection you're never going to understand homosexuality. You're never really going to understand heterosexuality either. It's a lot more than poles and holes.



So you believe that "plenty of guys" cuckold themselves just to prove to their wives that they're not involved in a gay relationship with their buddies? You think male or female frienship is the basis of sex? That's absolutely nuts.

Understanding modern art requires that you share in the artist's vision Thai cuisine's main feature is its subtlety and nuance. I'd suggest you have big blind spots in both areas. Just because you don't understand something, don't assume it's bullshit.

All the years I assessed people I got the label right all but once. Takes me about 15 minutes to tune in to people. Its uncanny.

Its all poles and holes. Once I know what you want and whether I wanna do it, we don't need empathy and minstrels. We need action and safe secrets.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Welcome back Dr. M.

Here you go Jimmy some research material.
Here are 7 stereotypes about lesbians that are actually true — and the surprising reasons why

I'm reading recommended Lesbian classics written by lesbian authors. I just finished #5 on the list. I also read plenty of lesbian social media and what lesbians post. Two lesbians live next door.

Theyre all fat and unattractive, drink, smoke, battle, and have no sense of humor.

From where I sit I'm suspicious lesbians are the end result of what we call PERVASIVE DEVELOPMENTAL DELAYS, like midgets. The lesbian enters the pre-puberty homosexual stage at 6 and stays there forever in most cases. Some come out of it and marry men.

 

[TxRad]

You posted this same crap on another of your threads and I'll tell you the same thing i told you there, you're talking out your ass. Go take your medication. I know dozens of lesbians and haven known dozens more and none are even close to what you are describing.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

You posted this same crap on another of your threads and I'll tell you the same thing i told you there, you're talking out your ass. Go take your medication. I know dozens of lesbians and haven known dozens more and none are even close to what you are describing.

So straighten me out. All I know are my neighbors and colleagues and the lesbian literature and social media posts.

 

[TxRad]

So straighten me out. All I know are my neighbors and colleagues and the lesbian literature and social media posts.

They are women first off. They are as varied as any other group of women. They just prefer to have sex with other women and don't care for dangly bits. Then again, there is the rub with you. You take that as them hating men. Wrong. All of the ones I've met get along with men just fine. They just don't want to have sex with them.

Most are very smart and funny and very outgoing. Their relationships are no more problematic than hetero couples. Of the married couples I know, most of them are still together and are as happy as ever. They talk about everything under the sun and understand each other far better than most of the hetero couples I know.

You've been reading the wrong places or asking the wrong questions. That's the interesting thing about the internet. You get the answers you ask for. How you word the question gets you different answers.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

They are women first off. They are as varied as any other group of women. They just prefer to have sex with other women and don't care for dangly bits. Then again, there is the rub with you. You take that as them hating men. Wrong. All of the ones I've met get along with men just fine. They just don't want to have sex with them.

Most are very smart and funny and very outgoing. Their relationships are no more problematic than hetero couples. Of the married couples I know, most of them are still together and are as happy as ever. They talk about everything under the sun and understand each other far better than most of the hetero couples I know.

You've been reading the wrong places or asking the wrong questions. That's the interesting thing about the internet. You get the answers you ask for. How you word the question gets you different answers.

I don't know that lesbians feel anything for me, one way or the other. I collect what I find and form opinions from what I find. People talk all kinds of shit but you find what you find. So far I'm not seeing the diversity you report.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Maybe I oughta model my lesbians on Tex. I'll call them Texans. Bisexuals we'll call Vegans, because of the temp nature of their sexuality.

 

[JamesRTickit]

A little anecdote

I'm on the trail of the prototypical lesbian. So far its impossible to get a straight answer about HOW DO YOU KNOW ONE tho research confirms lesbians recognize sexual orientation better than straight girls do. Straight girls read minds better.

So, if lesbians know orientation differences there must be orientation differences, right?

To get at orientation differences I hadda go at it from a different direction. WHAT ANNOYS LESBIANS ABOUT LESBIANS? And BINGO!!

According to lesbians they dislike NO SENSE OF HUMOR, MOB MENTALITY, NO INTEREST IN APPEARANCE (lesbians are okay with a shower and a quick hair comb...they don't wanna appeal to men), BED DEATH (loss of libido), and NO TASTE FOR MUSIC OR ENTERTAINMENT, SMOKERS, OBESITY.

They described Jackie Gleason.

I used to be great friends with a lesbian when we worked together. We went to a lesbian owned pub one evening where obviously the majority of clientele were (surprise) lesbians. Another friend of ours came and brought his girlfriend with him. Even I could see that this girl was desperately hoping to be picked up. There is a gaydar. It works the same for everyone, gay, straight, bi the lot.

One thing that has always interested me is how a lesbian picks up a woman who has not previously shown gay/bi/curious tendencies. Somewhere there is trigger. But we need a gay/bi woman to tell us I guess.

 

[TxRad]

Maybe I oughta model my lesbians on Tex. I'll call them Texans. Bisexuals we'll call Vegans, because of the temp nature of their sexuality.

Maybe you should cut out the homophobic bullshit and do some actual research.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I used to be great friends with a lesbian when we worked together. We went to a lesbian owned pub one evening where obviously the majority of clientele were (surprise) lesbians. Another friend of ours came and brought his girlfriend with him. Even I could see that this girl was desperately hoping to be picked up. There is a gaydar. It works the same for everyone, gay, straight, bi the lot.

One thing that has always interested me is how a lesbian picks up a woman who has not previously shown gay/bi/curious tendencies. Somewhere there is trigger. But we need a gay/bi woman to tell us I guess.

I can walk thru the mall and recognize every female I need to avoid like the plague. I doubt it anything sexual these gals are sensitive to. Histrionic females prolly display subtle physical signals lesbians recognize.

 

[ElectricBlue]

My older sister came out when she was eighteen. She's now 63. Always been a perfectly normal human being, from what I can see, perhaps with a bit more social commitment than most.

What's the big fucking deal? People is people, why the need for a stupid stereotyping badge?

Noir, stop declaring stupid prejudices based on your two neighbours and the women you see in the mall. That's just ignorant, and you know it. That's like them saying all men are like you, because you live next door.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

My older sister came out when she was eighteen. She's now 63. Always been a perfectly normal human being, from what I can see, perhaps with a bit more social commitment than most.

What's the big fucking deal? People is people, why the need for a stupid stereotyping badge?

Noir, stop declaring stupid prejudices based on your two neighbours and the women you see in the mall. That's just ignorant, and you know it. That's like them saying all men are like you, because you live next door.

I gotta wonder where all your steam suddenly came from.

homosexuality is whatever it is but it isn't sex as the term is defined. Sex is the act of transferring sperm thru a vagina to the cervix for an egg to fall into and be fertilized. Homosexuality is a fetish. So I wanna distinguish folks who practice the fetish from folks who do sex.

 

[jomar]

My experience is similar to Texas. Same goes for gay dudes as well.

Fetish...ha!

 

[sr71plt]

homosexuality is whatever it is but it isn't sex as the term is defined. Sex is the act of transferring sperm thru a vagina to the cervix for an egg to fall into and be fertilized. Homosexuality is a fetish. So I wanna distinguish folks who practice the fetish from folks who do sex.

Make up your mind what you believe. In another post you say that sex is post in hole. I think that's a more apt definition than this one is. And even that is off the mark. Masturbation is sex (and quite possibility, despite all your bravado on the board, your most familiar experience of it).

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I've been reading papers for homosexual research: Women can shift from sexual relationships with men to women and back - or to being sexually inactive - much more easily than gay males.

Israeli research concludes that lesbian is an adaption, gay male is biologic. Lesbian females and straight females have the same test scores. Gay males and straight males do not. Lesbian is a fetish.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Make up your mind what you believe. In another post you say that sex is post in hole. I think that's a more apt definition than this one is. And even that is off the mark. Masturbation is sex (and quite possibility, despite all your bravado on the board, your most familiar experience of it).

Relax....we'll get to the core of it soon enough.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

copulation


1.n the act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman; the man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and excited until orgasm and ejaculation occur

 

[sr71plt]

I've been reading papers for homosexual research: Women can shift from sexual relationships with men to women and back - or to being sexually inactive - much more easily than gay males.

That's because gay males aren't the same as bi males. (duh)