These are my New Year's dislikes, likes, negatives, positives, winners, and losers.

[SusanJillParker]

These are my New Year’s dislikes, likes, negatives, positives, winners, and losers.

Maybe because I’m a woman and not a man, sorry, but I don’t like centerfolds. Women who pose, model, and have men photograph them topless and/or naked for men’s magazines aren't helping other women. The entire magazine is too much about women’s breasts and naked bodies. Moreover by concentrating on only women, they've lost half of their audience.

What’s the attraction to big, shapely tits anyway? They're just breasts. What’s the attraction to shapely asses and shaved pussies? I don’t get that either. They’re just tits, asses, and pussies. The women who model topless and/or naked are all so young, too young know to know that what they're doing is wrong.

I can't imagine how they're perceived by their fathers and brothers never mind by the rest of their family and friends. Maybe they're all proud of their topless and/or naked daughter and sister and aren't embarrassed by her nudity. Only, it's not just nudity, it's what perversely perverted men do with such a magazine.

“Show me your tits!”

What is women's nudity all about anyway? Just sex. Perhaps the men who buy these magazines were taken away from their mothers too soon. Other than sending the wrong message to young men that it’s okay to masturbate over topless and naked women, what type of message does that send to our young men? Moreover, what type of message does that send to our young women?

Seemingly, if you're a small breasted woman, you're not a real woman.

 

[SusanJillParker]

"I don’t like cheerleaders. They’re noisy and they’re phony. They smile way too much. They wear skimpy clothes that show too much of their sexy, shapely bodies, and they jump around too much. They’re annoying.

“Give me a C! Give me an O! Give me a C! Give me a K! What does that spell? Cock! Give me a cock!”

Seriously? Are you kidding me? Seemingly with every man wishing he could have sex with a cheerleader, men are so easy.

I don’t like beauty queens. Much like models, they’re self-centered and phony. Everything is about their face, their hair, their body, and their clothes. Everything about them is me, me, and me.

There’s more to life than being born beautiful. What’s on the inside of a person is more important than how they look on the outside. What about all of the other women, most women, who weren’t as fortunate to get their good looks?

I don’t like models either. Most of them are too tall and too thin, amazon like. They’re all self-centered and phony. They don’t smile enough. Most times they wear too little clothes and sometimes they don’t wear any clothes. Most models morals are just as tiny as their brains.

Striving their entire professional lives to get the perfect headshot, everything is about how beautiful they look when photographed. Much in the way of a beauty queen, everything they do and everything they say is about me, me, and me. Everything is about them.

Seriously, how many women do you know who look like a model? When you’re out and about in the street, unless you’re in Beverly Hills, California, South Beach in Miami Florida, or in the South of France, how many models do you see? You’re more likely to see real women who look more like your wives, your girlfriends, your mothers, and your sisters than you are to see a woman who looks like Heidi Klum, Christie Brinkley, Paulina Porizkova, or Gizele Bundchen walking around a supermarket.

Seemingly with every man wishing he could have sex with a beauty queen and/or a model, men are so easy.

 

[SusanJillParker]

I don’t like strippers. Most times, they don’t wear any clothes. Most strippers are nasty sluts and whores who will do anything for money.

I don’t like hookers, call girls, escorts, and prostitutes either. In the way that a hooker, a call girl, an escort, or a prostitute, will fuck you up and fuck you over if you give them a hard time, strippers will do the same.

Women who will do anything for money, even give men sex, strippers, hookers, call girls, escorts, and prostitutes give women a bad name by making men thing that all women are sluts and whores.

Seemingly with every man wishing he could have sex with a a stripper, a hooker, a call girl, an escort, and/or a prostitute, men are so easy.

Whether a centerfold, a cheerleader, a model, a stripper, a hooker, a call girl, an escort, or a prostitute, they all give women a bad name. How dare they?

I like real women who are morally modest. I like women who are secretaries, administrative assistants, assistant managers, managers, librarians, teachers, nurses, and doctors. Whether male or female, sorry, but I don’t like lawyers, bankers, financial analysts, or accountants.

Now that I think about it, I don’t like nuns either, sorry God. They always creep around as if they’re walking on air. They always have their hands hidden in their robes as if they’re playing with a penis in the shape of a Crucifix.

“Hands! Show me your hands!”

 

[NOIRTRASH]

You don't understand power.

The soul of power is delivering what folks want and cant do for themselves. Girls sit upon a golden throne from birth. The lowliest, ugliest girl comes from the factory with an ATM machine all want access to. All the other is self promoting marketing.

 

[Harryasaboy]

Does this post fit the definition of trolling? Seems to be that she is trying to push as many buttons as possible to get a reaction.

 

[oggbashan]

Our local town has a Carnival Queen and three Princesses.

Like most similar Queens and Princesses for local communities, the choice of the girls to represent their town/village is not solely based on appearance. They have to want to help raise money for charity, appear at many events during the year and attend all the local carnivals. It can be a demanding role for a late teenager.

Over the past thirty years I have been very imprssed with the dedication and hard work of the girls chosen. They have all been intelligent, articulate and worthy ambassadors of our town. Sometimes the dresses they have to wear have been less than glamorous, impractical in heavy rain or high winds, but they have continued to smile even when the weather has been poor.

About a decade ago we had a memorable Carnival Queen. She rode a full size Harley. She would go to the event on her Harley, dressed in her leathers, and then change into her full skirted dress brought by the Carnival association back up vehicle. After the event - she changed back to leathers and roared off into the sunset.

Part of her duties (as for all of them) included visiting hospital wards and residential homes for the elderly. One such home requested that she appear in her leathers, not her Queen's dress. She brought her deputy as a pillion passenger, and the other two Princesses turned up on their mopeds. All four of them were a great hit with the elderly gentlemen, and even the elderly women were impressed with the way that they appeared in leathers, having changed their helmets for tiaras.

The competition to be our Carnival Queen or a Princess isn't fierce. Most teenagers of the right age are deterred by the work load the Carnival Court has to undertake.

But those who do compete deserve our support for all they do for our town.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Trolling is defined as someone who has not written or contributed a story to Literotica and who has joined the site a mere 4 days ago to post a verbal attack that I'm trolling.

Trolling is someone who is posting as a sock puppet to hide their real identity. Trolling is someone who is only here to start trouble and who adds no value by what he/she posted.

You are the definition of a troll.

On the other hand, I mind my own business. I don't bother anyone. I generally post to my own thread. I mere posted my personal New Year's dislikes, likes, negatives, positives, winners, and losers and picked up a troll.

 

[SusanJillParker]

My apologies Ogg. I wasn't calling you a troll. You beat me to my post.

Your town carnival sounds like fun.

 

[EquinoxRising]

Does this post fit the definition of trolling? Seems to be that she is trying to push as many buttons as possible to get a reaction.

That's exactly what it was for.

 

[Nathan_Brazil]

Okay...

So. You don't care for sex as a means of currency, or looks without thoughts...

What are your 'likes' for the year?

 

[SusanJillParker]

Okay...

So. You don't care for sex as a means of currency, or looks without thoughts...

What are your 'likes' for the year?

Sex as currency?

"So, if it's $500 for a blowjob, how much for just a hand job? $250? Wow, that's a lot. What about a foot job?"

My likes are an ongoing process. I'll be adding to this thread as the days, weeks, months, and years continue (lol).

 

[Nathan_Brazil]

Would you mind if I added my opinions to your thread?

 

[SusanJillParker]

Would you mind if I added my opinions to your thread?

Of course you may. That's what the thread is there for. This is a public forum.

I invite you and everyone to add your dislikes, likes, negatives, positives, winners, and losers.

 

[Nathan_Brazil]

I will follow your lead for a bit...

I dislike groupthink. I find it irritating that so many folks want to tell you that 'everybody thinks... Or nobody likes...'. The fact that cliques exist here on a board devoted to creativity blows my mind.

I mean... Really?

There are hundreds of thousands of words here devoted to nonconsenting sex and/or incest, but the fact that someone said something mean to you is what you worry about? OMG! Martha, someone just gave my story one star cuz he said I laughed at him back in October!!!

Mind blown.

Who knew that authors could be so closed minded? It seems like an oxymoron. I knew that creative people could be bitchy, but geeez.... I had no idea that so many of them would be fearful of free-form insanity as a method of entertainment.

Oh...and war. War is bad.

 

[Nathan_Brazil]

And tea-party members. They suck too.

 

[oggbashan]

Dislikes: Councillors, council officers and purveyors of public services who present adverse changes as "an improvement of services" and "to better meet public demand".

A couple of examples:

1. Since the High Speed Rail service has been introduced through Kent (at a much higher price compared with normal train services) we have a 'new, improved timetable to London from our local station'.

That means that the journey time is longer than it was in the 1990s. Even in the 1990s it was 20 minutes slower than in 1939.

2. Catering trolley services have been withdrawn from all trains - to improve customer comfort i.e. the trolleys couldn't get through because the trains were so overcrowded with people standing.

In 1939 and up to the late 1980s we had a restaurant car on our commuter trains to London. I could eat a full English Breakfast on the way to work, and a three-course meal with Silver Service on the way back home - if I could afford it. Now I can't even get a plastic cup of coffee.

3. Car park charging has been extended from 6.30 pm until 9pm "to provide increased availaibility of parking for evening visitors.

That means that local residents have to pay charges to park overnight that they didn't have to pay before.

4. Public toilets now longer open 24 hours a day - to reduce incidents of vandalism and improve availability.

Now people have to search our town to find any business that is still open and has a toilet. After 11pm there aren't any - so wardens patrol the streets looking to fine people peeing in dark corners. The incidents of 'anti-social behaviour' have rocketed because that includes peeing in the streets when there are NO toilets open anywhere.

 

[SusanJillParker]

I will follow your lead for a bit...

I dislike groupthink. I find it irritating that so many folks want to tell you that 'everybody thinks... Or nobody likes...'. The fact that cliques exist here on a board devoted to creativity blows my mind.

I mean... Really?

There are hundreds of thousands of words here devoted to nonconsenting sex and/or incest, but the fact that someone said something mean to you is what you worry about? OMG! Martha, someone just gave my story one star cuz he said I laughed at him back in October!!!

Mind blown.

Who knew that authors could be so closed minded? It seems like an oxymoron. I knew that creative people could be bitchy, but geeez.... I had no idea that so many of them would be fearful of free-form insanity as a method of entertainment.

Oh...and war. War is bad.

I concur.

Moreover, seemingly those who have a sense of humor, don't get my humor. It must be an east coast thing. We have a more sophisticated, intellectual sense of humor (lol).

 

[SusanJillParker]

And tea-party members. They suck too.

I agree again. I never liked tea. Tea is like kissing your sister. Tea is for sissies, sorry UK, but I like coffee, Starbucks French Roast black coffee where I grind my own beans nearly to a paste.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Dislikes: Councillors, council officers and purveyors of public services who present adverse changes as "an improvement of services" and "to better meet public demand".

A couple of examples:

1. Since the High Speed Rail service has been introduced through Kent (at a much higher price compared with normal train services) we have a 'new, improved timetable to London from our local station'.

That means that the journey time is longer than it was in the 1990s. Even in the 1990s it was 20 minutes slower than in 1939.

2. Catering trolley services have been withdrawn from all trains - to improve customer comfort i.e. the trolleys couldn't get through because the trains were so overcrowded with people standing.

In 1939 and up to the late 1980s we had a restaurant car on our commuter trains to London. I could eat a full English Breakfast on the way to work, and a three-course meal with Silver Service on the way back home - if I could afford it. Now I can't even get a plastic cup of coffee.

3. Car park charging has been extended from 6.30 pm until 9pm "to provide increased availaibility of parking for evening visitors.

That means that local residents have to pay charges to park overnight that they didn't have to pay before.

4. Public toilets now longer open 24 hours a day - to reduce incidents of vandalism and improve availability.

Now people have to search our town to find any business that is still open and has a toilet. After 11pm there aren't any - so wardens patrol the streets looking to fine people peeing in dark corners. The incidents of 'anti-social behaviour' have rocketed because that includes peeing in the streets when there are NO toilets open anywhere.

Sounds like you're not the only one who doesn't like politicians. Sorry, I mean, of course, public servants. Maybe it's time to move to Ireland or Scotland but that's probably just as bad if not worse. What about Wales?

Over here its all about Trump and Hillary going at one another.

I can't believe we have to endure two years of this bullshit.

It makes me want to move to Iceland. I hear it's beautiful this time of year. I could fall in love with some man named Magnus Magnusson (lol).

 

[R. Richard]

I don’t like hookers, call girls, escorts, and prostitutes either. In the way that a hooker, a call girl, an escort, or a prostitute, will fuck you up and fuck you over if you give them a hard time, strippers will do the same.

Some time back, I worked for a company who used 'secretaries' as corporate whores. The CWs really did only one secretarial thing. They assembled the government bids that were needed to keep the company in business. I did a lot of the computer paragraphs. I got to know the CWs pretty well. The CWs could and did dress and makeup for an evening at a fancy schmancy restaurant, They could make adult conversation, order meals other than the most expensive thing on the menu and even handle conversation with other adults who stopped by the table. The average social girl fell a bit short in the dress, makeup, adult conversation and ordering (marsala does NOT go with halibut.)
If your date is a CW, you don't have to worry about some drunk, teenage ass hole trying to pick up the lady, not so with a social girl.
Would I marry a CW? Not from my own town. From far away, perhaps.

 

[Nathan_Brazil]

Now... Things I like.

I like waking up, naked, with my spouse. A bit hungover... A trifle bruised, but very content.

I like cooperation and forgiveness, both are in short supply in this greed fueled world.

Trite? Maybe, but true nonetheless.

Selfishness sells, but cooperation builds.

 

[oggbashan]

One group I like: the Herne Bay Cosy Crew.

Many of the Royal Mail postboxes around Herne Bay were decorated with knitted Christmas Scenes. They were fitted to the top of each postbox.

Each one took many hours of work. The team started designing and knitting in early October.

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