how do you get a girl to move in with you?

[benjamin96]

i'd like to live with my girlfriend but she said its too early in our relationship because we've only been gf/bf for a week.
how do you make it happen?
she has has a house that she shares with her female friend.
i live with my dad and his wife

 

[BabblingBrooke]

You? I suspect you'll need to use restraints.

 

[benjamin96]

You? I suspect you'll need to use restraints.

but if her roommate has to move out, my chances will increase.

 

[Lancecastor]

but if her roommate has to move out, my chances will increase.

What are you doing today, Brain?

 

[benjamin96]

What are you doing today, Brain?

brain? thanks
just computing as usual....

 

[Lancecastor]

brain? thanks
just computing as usual....

http://img37.photobucket.com/albums/v115/bBy_xdReaM/pinky_and_brain.jpg

 

[benjamin96]

http://img37.photobucket.com/albums/v115/bBy_xdReaM/pinky_and_brain.jpg

haha, i haven't seen that, i'm more into the adult comedy, like family guy.

 

[Wrong Element]

haha, i haven't seen that, i'm more into the adult comedy, like family guy.

So am I, but I still enjoy your threads.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

haha, i haven't seen that, i'm more into the adult comedy, like family guy.

"I'm an adult, dammit! See! I like adult comedies!"

 

[spacekowboy]

Chloroform works.







Or so I've been told.

 

[Not Normal]

but if her roommate has to move out, my chances will increase.

I doubt that increases your chances.

Does this girlfriend know you're her boyfriend, or is that just what you're telling people?

 

[Aglaopheme]

i'd like to live with my girlfriend but she said its too early in our relationship because we've only been gf/bf for a week.
how do you make it happen?
she has has a house that she shares with her female friend.
i live with my dad and his wife

^^^^How to get a girl to move on from you.

 

[benjamin96]

I doubt that increases your chances.

Does this girlfriend know you're her boyfriend, or is that just what you're telling people?

yep its official.
this is not a fantasy, i've taken her underwear clean off, both of us are coming easily.

 

[Brollyanna]

Since you're not even "GET-A-HAIRCUT-AND-PULL-UP-YOUR-PANTS" years old, your imaginary girlfriend won't be moving in anytime soon.

 

[pink]

yep its official.
this is not a fantasy, i've taken her underwear clean off, both of us are coming easily.

I think I'm going to be sick.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

i'd like to live with my girlfriend but she said its too early in our relationship because we've only been gf/bf for a week.
how do you make it happen?
she has has a house that she shares with her female friend.
i live with my dad and his wife

*Iggy*

 

[Aphro]

yep its official.
this is not a fantasy, i've taken her underwear clean off, both of us are coming easily.

Don't kid yourself, kid. She's faking it, underwear on or off.

I don't think you could find a clitoris with a GPS.

 

[Que]

Why would you want that? The imaginary sex would not increase and women make terrible roommates.

 

[warrior queen]

You've been together a WHOLE WEEK!
OMG - she's definitely your soulmate!
Marry her! RIGHT NOW!
(If she hesitates, remember there's always drugs to make her see sense... or at least, make her compliant )