Sexual Bull Shit

[NOIRTRASH]

My sexual life spans 50 years, its actually a bit longer but LIT frowns on sexual memorials. I had 30 female partners. I fucked one woman 45 times in a week, and she had her first orgasm, she says. I had other offers, all married.

But when I read sex stories the sex rings false to me. About the only time I ever had sex like I read about was back in high school at the drive-in. The rest were at the end of my usual methodology of a steak dinner with drinks, playing in the Jacuzzi cuddling on the sofa watching a movie, followed by laid back love-making with lotsa oral attention before the finale. If she's relaxed and contented and likes the physical contact she comes pretty quick the first time. Sex isn't the fucking Olympics.

Eddie Murphy said it best, WHEN YOU 16 YOU KNOW THAT SHIT AINT EVER GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN, SO YOU GET IT. DOWN THE ROAD YOU TAKE THAT PUSSY EASY.

 

[SamScribble]

But, but, but ... most readers aren't looking for reality, James. They're looking for a bit of fantasy.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

But, but, but ... most readers aren't looking for reality, James. They're looking for a bit of fantasy.

They must know girls get saddle burns if it goes on too long, plus they get thirsty.

 

[NotWise]

They must know girls get saddle burns if it goes on too long, plus they get thirsty.

You should have a bottle of wine by the bed! I've had girlfriends who thought of their saddle burns as a sort of badge -- something to be bragged about to friends (for the half-day or so that the burn lasted).

I think on Lit that we attribute a lot of acumen to young people, when in reality people under 24 or so may just be fumbling about as far as good sex is concerned.

 

[FelicityJohns]

As we age, too, we appreciate it differently. The physical and emotional connection of that hours long gentle marathon has 10 minutes of acrobatics beat all to hell.

Give me someone who will work to please, allow himself to be teased and pleased, and look into my eyes while we come... that is the best sex ever.

 

[NotWise]

Give me someone who will work to please, allow himself to be teased and pleased, and look into my eyes while we come... that is the best sex ever.

Why... Aren't you just so appealing!

 

[FelicityJohns]

Why... Aren't you just so appealing!

See? I wrecked it! Dang it!

 

[malefica]

You also rarely read of the ickier aftermath of sex without it being made into a fetish.

 

[NotWise]

You also rarely read of the ickier aftermath of sex without it being made into a fetish.

I've always thought that if you were going to do the deed then you had to accept the aftermath -- not just as acceptable but as gooey and wonderful.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I wont say when I was with my first naked girls but it was early. Also I observed plenty of couples doing it, and on no occasion did I ever see an Olympic contest. No girl or woman ever suggested I do it harder or faster. I did have one say FUCK ME DONT EAT ME! I'm good for 20 minutes tho I can keep it up for hours without aids. Sometimes I'm ready for an encore in 10 minutes, usually an hour. 7 times in one nite is my record, 3 is average.

And no two women are alike.

 

[GoldenCojones]

Better with age

For me, sex is definitely getting better with age. At 20 I was a quick shot. 10 - 20 minutes would be all I could hold out. Now I know more about what to do and not to do and lovemaking can go on for a long time. Not the actual intercourse part, but the lovemaking part. I don't recall ever giving a woman saddle burns but then I don't like being in one position for too long. It would get old just laying on her for an hour or even just having her ride me for an hour. We move around, mix it up, and just enjoy ourselves. IMHO that is what sex is for.

As far as what is in the stories, as Sam said, stories aren't reality and it would be boring if all we could say was

Bill shoved his pants down. Monica looked at his cock and suddenly he shot his cum onto her blue dress.

"Well that certainly wasn't sex" Monica said with a disappointed look on her face.

"Hey, that's good. I'll use that with congress." Bill laughed.

 

[NotWise]

I wont say when I was with my first naked girls but it was early.

I can't remember a time before I saw my my first naked girl. She would have been my older sister and there were no sexual connotations.

No girl or woman ever suggested I do it harder or faster.

I've had one. It was a turn-on. I thought at first that she wanted the careful, sensitive thing. She educated me.

And no two women are alike.

Amen.