Falling up stairs and other mishaps.

[warrior queen]

I just got a kickass papercut...... from carboard
I seem to get injured quite a lot, and almost always some stupid way that never happens to anyone else.
Stairs? I'll fall up them.
Car doors? I somehow managed to slam a boob in one.
Knives? I dropped one into my calf muscle once.

Ffs - I need some kind of major protection suit
Anyone else have crazy wierd injuries/accidents?

 

[FelicityJohns]

I just got a kickass papercut...... from carboard
I seem to get injured quite a lot, and almost always some stupid way that never happens to anyone else.
Stairs? I'll fall up them.
Car doors? I somehow managed to slam a boob in one.
Knives? I dropped one into my calf muscle once.

Ffs - I need some kind of major protection suit
Anyone else have crazy wierd injuries/accidents?

Perhaps we're long lost sibs?

My nickname growing up was Calamity Jane. Most recently I stepped on a garden rake and ended up with a 5 month long infection.

I never fail to cut myself on the packaging of something dangerous, like knives and scissors.

I can spend all day wrangling horses, and get ropeburn putting the tack away...

And those cardboard cuts, those are the WORST! Neosporin and a bandaid should take the ouch out

 

[lovetoread]

There are some peeps on here that knows of my talent of hurting myself.

Sometimes I have no idea how I did it.

 

[warrior queen]

There are some peeps on here that knows of my talent of hurting myself.

Sometimes I have no idea how I did it.

My hands are covered in scars from injuring myself, and only knowing after I see the blood smeared across my wrist/purse/clothes

 

[warrior queen]

Perhaps we're long lost sibs?

My nickname growing up was Calamity Jane. Most recently I stepped on a garden rake and ended up with a 5 month long infection.

I never fail to cut myself on the packaging of something dangerous, like knives and scissors.

I can spend all day wrangling horses, and get ropeburn putting the tack away...

And those cardboard cuts, those are the WORST! Neosporin and a bandaid should take the ouch out

I have put some xylocaine on it. Hurts like a bitch!

 

[FelicityJohns]

I have put some xylocaine on it. Hurts like a bitch!

I hope you burned the cardboard. That would make me feel better. Make other cardboard watch, too.