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What kind of dates end in you

Tinder dates.

Being a high school dropout that started my own company at 18, served overseas for two deployments before it was cool, bought a house for cash (Merry Christmas ex-wife!), and generally worked my ass off all my life......it's kind of annoying when 10mins into a date she finds out that not only didn't I go to university, but never finished high school.

"Oh.....sorry this won't work out, I can't date beneath me)

Bitch you went to Brock and live with your parents. In her early 30's. Shudder.
 
Porkwarrior said:
Tinder dates.

Being a high school dropout that started my own company at 18, served overseas for two deployments before it was cool, bought a house for cash (Merry Christmas ex-wife!), and generally worked my ass off all my life......it's kind of annoying when 10mins into a date she finds out that not only didn't I go to university, but never finished high school.

"Oh.....sorry this won't work out, I can't date beneath me)

Bitch you went to Brock and live with your parents. In her early 30's. Shudder.
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Have you met LJ?
You guys should get on really well
 
jezzilee said:
Hopefully not a week spent with an FWB. :eek:
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Those are the WORST!

Pulled muscles, gobbling painkillers like Tic Tacs, forgetting what the sun looks like because you haven't gotten out of bed in three days.....Ugh, Litster FWB dates are the worst!

I need to start an alt. :rolleyes:
 
Porkwarrior said:
Tinder dates.

Being a high school dropout that started my own company at 18, served overseas for two deployments before it was cool, bought a house for cash (Merry Christmas ex-wife!), and generally worked my ass off all my life......it's kind of annoying when 10mins into a date she finds out that not only didn't I go to university, but never finished high school.

"Oh.....sorry this won't work out, I can't date beneath me)

Bitch you went to Brock and live with your parents. In her early 30's. Shudder.
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A lot of people have had an ex that ripped out their heart or stole their pocket book. Or extra unlucky both. It sucks.

Sounds like you were the one that got the better end of your date.
I don't know why someone would fret a superficial person rejecting them, I'd count that as a blessing?

Aglaopheme said:
These medjools ended up in me yesterday.
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Better in bacon?
sweepthefloor said:
I haven’t had to change my # but I have been lucky.
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Yes you have, missy.:)
 
I've never been on a date.

Had spouses and scads of lovers but no dates.

Usually just meet-n-greet-n-fuck.

Why waste effort on preliminaries?

Avoiding bad ones afterwards was no problem.

Especially when I didn't have a phone.
 
parodyluvr75 said:
What kind of dates end in you
changing your number?
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That never, ever happens with me. My luck is I date those women who are moving out of the country, are separated and have decided to go back to their husbands, have a boyfriend getting out of prison or are in the process of a gender change. The funny thing is none of them mention such things until the day after. Aw well, just my luck I guess.




Comshaw
 
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