Looking for board women in Vegas

[bigboyshorts]

Married male 32 looking to chat.

 

[KaseE]

Looking for board women in Vegas

But they have such wooden personalities!

 

[bigboyshorts]

They do but someone must be out there

 

[XsNrg]

Looking for stiff flat women?

 

[bigboyshorts]

Vegas

Someone to chat flat full hot horny human

 

[mightyquinnj7]

Looking for stiff flat women?

Maybe "board" like...board room women? Is it code for business women? I'm confused.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Cardboard? What do you think they'll say, "When I get wet, I crumble."

Sorry, I HAD to go there!

 

[bigboyshorts]

Business is good

 

[KaseE]

They do but someone must be out there

Business is good

The funny thing is, after you just now hit on me by PM, I tried to reply with "I'm only interested in men who can spell," but you have your account set to reject any PMs. You're not going to meet any naughty, I mean, "knotty," women that way.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Business is good

Welcome to the Literotica boards!

 

[bigboyshorts]

I see I have to be a little more literate or literal when I ask for something

 

[barefootgirl69]

The funny thing is, after you just now hit on me by PM, I tried to reply with "I'm only interested in men who can spell," but you have your account set to reject any PMs. You're not going to meet any naughty, I mean, "knotty," women that way.

Blahaha, Casey!!!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I see I have to be a little more literate or literal when I ask for something

Yes, both of those, preferably.
Most women want to see a better profile before they answer PMs.
It's your first day, you'll find your way.

 

[KaseE]

Blahaha, Casey!!!

Glad you liked it!

Your

Cardboard? What do you think they'll say, "When I get wet, I crumble."

was quite funny, too!

 

[KaseE]

I see I have to be a little more literate or literal when I ask for something

"Literate" would be an especially good start.

 

[bigboyshorts]

Well ladies would you mind giving me a hand in finding my way seen as I find myself on the short end of the stroke. Joke

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well ladies would you mind giving me a hand in finding my way seen as I find myself on the short end of the stroke. Joke

No problem! *claps slowly*

 

[bigboyshorts]

Seems a lot of shallow ladies on here maybe the wrong site maybe the wrong time.

 

[Canbe4fun]

ok, at the risk of receiving an arrow drawn from a quiver of hmmm, i will help a brother out...

Right spot for an Ad, did well there, but you need sell what a great opportunity it would be to chat with "me"(You). I will avoid the wood jokes if i can but ask, why would you want "bored" women. If they are bored in Vegas, i may question that...

You are 32, that in and of itself can send imaginations going. I lost that card a wee bit back lol...

Maybe something more like this..

Hi, im " ", I live in the most exciting city in the world, the lights are bright, the nightlife is hotter than the day. I am a great tour guide... What would you like to do in my city? Write me, i love a great conversation about the city, or anything else that brings you joy...

there are a lot of great ladies here, you will be fine, its like a bar, find a topic and let them talk...Oh and read their profile and posts for a point of conversation reference...hang in there, its a new moment, start over...

 

[barefootgirl69]

ok, at the risk of receiving an arrow drawn from a quiver of hmmm, i will help a brother out...

CB4F, you give great advice. I was snarky...and, I'm not usually that way, especially with people who are new. My apologies BBS.

Checking out profiles is a great place to start. It makes us feel like you've actually Paid attention, and have an interest.

Try CB's advice, rewrite your ad, and the only comments I'll make will encourage and bump your ad to keep it current.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Seems a lot of shallow ladies on here maybe the wrong site maybe the wrong time.

there are a great many wonderful ladies on this site, if you take the effort and time to get to know them. an idea might be to take a look at other forums, find a thread - or start one - that takes your fancy, then build up a rapport perhaps.

to come in like you're in a bar and, in essence, say, 'wanna fuck,' isn't probably going to work.

also, it might be an idea to cast your net wider.

good luck.

 

[EquinoxRising]

Seems a lot of shallow ladies on here maybe the wrong site maybe the wrong time.

Were you trying to be funny when you said you were looking for "board" women? Did you really not know how to spell it? Hell, why did you think I was in Vegas AND the east coast when you PMed me out of the blue? (I hadn't been part of this thread at all, and I live in South Dakota.)

You are on a Literary web site, contrary to popular belief. (No, Lit is not a "porn site" as many desperate men claim.) Sure, typos happen; this is the Net after all. However, most people here expect others to be able to spell basic words, understand the difference of words with different spellings (IE: To, two, too - or - Their, there, they're.) That makes people shallow?

According to Merriam-Webster, "Shallow" is:

-not caring about or involving serious or important things
-lacking in depth of knowledge, thought, or feeling​

How ironic. Who is the shallow one, kettle?

 

[Tiamo15]

Well ladies would you mind giving me a hand in finding my way seen as I find myself on the short end of the stroke. Joke

You have a short end to stroke?

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

Lesson learned the hard way....