How good is corn on the cobb

[girlsmiley]

Wrap it in foil and throw it on the coals.

Butter and salt.

Fuck me I think I've died and gone to heaven.

Absolutely shit weather at the moment. I'm half frozen, the bottom half of me is wet, burnt to a crisp and covered in sand. And I couldn't be happier.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

It's OK, but it's too much work and gets stuck in your teeth.



Or beak.

 

[SlightlyGone]

Wrap it in foil and throw it on the coals.

Butter and salt.

Fuck me I think I've died and gone to heaven.

Absolutely shit weather at the moment. I'm half frozen, the bottom half of me is wet, burnt to a crisp and covered in sand. And I couldn't be happier.

Good is great my last though ... was shit .... I got so mad I grabbed the waiter and showed him this concrete log and before I could beat him with it, he pointed at the kitchen ... the chef ran and so I followed, through streets and fields, until he ran out of breath and I did, but I staggered forward, cob in hand and he turned around, bowed his head and pulled out two meat cleavers and charged, we fought, cob vs steel, two hands vs one as I battled for my life and the sanctity of my meal, I did those weird Chinese symbols with my free hand, that only took up time, did nothing for the fight ... eventually, I battered his face with the cob (now nothing more than a husk) and the chef said to me, "Ah, so sorry) .... I got a free meal out of it.

Looking back, never order corn on the cob from a panda express.

 

[girlsmiley]

It's OK, but it's too much work and gets stuck in your teeth.



Or beak.

I have sand in my twat. I'm starving. I smell like seaweed. If I had to guess I'd say my hair feels like the pubes of a 75 year old goat.

But corn on the cobb? Huge smile on my salty buttery face.

 

[Kinkenglish]

I have sand in my twat. I'm starving. I smell like seaweed. If I had to guess I'd say my hair feels like the pubes of a 75 year old goat.

But corn on the cobb? Huge smile on my salty buttery face.

Thanks for giving me a great giggle this morning

 

[girlsmiley]

Thanks for giving me a great giggle this morning

You're welcome love.

Off to my sleeping bag. Bushed.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I have sand in my twat. I'm starving. I smell like seaweed. If I had to guess I'd say my hair feels like the pubes of a 75 year old goat.

But corn on the cobb? Huge smile on my salty buttery face.

Sexy minx.


Love corn on the cob too.

 

[ReadyMike]

I have sand in my twat. I'm starving. I smell like seaweed. If I had to guess I'd say my hair feels like the pubes of a 75 year old goat.

But corn on the cobb? Huge smile on my salty buttery face.

Any woman who brings up the pubes of a 75 year old goat is just being deliberately provocative.

While I was in high school, I'd work on farms in the summer (Fresno is rich with farms). Frequently, I'd get fresh corn out of the garden along with my pay. People who have never had good, fresh corn might not appreciate this thread and might never know what they've missed.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

I have. I've grown it.

But I don't like to work that hard for a few bites. Reminds me of Lobster; tastes great, but too much work for a mouthful.

 

[ReadyMike]

I have. I've grown it.

But I don't like to work that hard for a few bites. Reminds me of Lobster; tastes great, but too much work for a mouthful.

Any woman who brings up, "too much work for a mouthful" is being deliberately provocative.

If this keeps up, I will eventually remember how to spell 'deliberately'.

 

[Pookie]

Wrap it in foil and throw it on the coals.

Butter and salt.

Fuck me I think I've died and gone to heaven.

Absolutely shit weather at the moment. I'm half frozen, the bottom half of me is wet, burnt to a crisp and covered in sand. And I couldn't be happier.

Now I want corn on the cob out of the coals. And it's raining like hell. I'm gonna get so wet doing this, and not in a good way.

 

[doowdniw]

Love fresh corn on the cob right out of the fields. Mid 70s today and sunny. Winter, my ass.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Corn on the cob?

The corn's ok but the cob never fully digests.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The dachshunds eat the shit out of the cobs...



Why? I have yet to figure out.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

The dachshunds eat the shit out of the cobs...



Why? I have yet to figure out.

It's the roughage. Those cobs really clean out a fella's blowholes.

 

[Pookie]

Corn on the cob?

The corn's ok but the cob never fully digests.

I tried shoving corn on the cob up my cooch to make popcorn like you told me. It didn't work. I think your ass method is likely the best way to go for that.

*twirls blonde hair*

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It's the roughage. Those cobs really clean out a fella's blowholes.

Well, they are bitches, but I am sure the principle is the same.



Plus, it might be the butter...

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I love corn on the cob! Dripping and messy with butter, sprinkled with salt and pepper, perfect.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I tried shoving corn on the cob up my cooch to make popcorn like you told me. It didn't work. I think your ass method is likely the best way to go for that.

*twirls blonde hair*

You know you just sent busybody to the bathroom for a private moment.



SHAME ON YOU!

 

[Pookie]

You know you just sent busybody to the bathroom for a private moment.



SHAME ON YOU!

Don't ask how he butters it!

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I tried shoving corn on the cob up my cooch to make popcorn like you told me. It didn't work. I think your ass method is likely the best way to go for that.

*twirls blonde hair*

The cooch is for kettle corn!

 

[Pookie]

The cooch is for kettle corn!

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Mine tastes more wicked than Velma's. *nods*

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You got the cooch baybee...

You got the sweetest corn in the world!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

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Mine tastes more wicked than Velma's. *nods*

As in Velma and Louise?

 

[Pookie]

As in Velma and Louise?

Velma and Louise washed their cooch every week. You have to go months without washing to get the really wicked taste of Pookie's Wicked Delicious Kettle Corn.