I should be asleep, but...

[MattWolf]

... but I've an itch, a horn, an urge, a need... would any fine lady like to put aside their needlepoint and cut to the chase?

 

[MattWolf]

things that go bump in the night are keeping me awake again...

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

things that go bump in the night are keeping me awake again...

And by "bump in the night" you mean you hit your wang on the nightside stand again, right?

 

[MattWolf]

And by "bump in the night" you mean you hit your wang on the nightside stand again, right?

Something like that. It's a real problem, it is just so big. I don't know why I didn't buy something smaller form ikea.