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[girlsmiley]

Need the whole bed.

 

[girlsmiley]

Love you, but I do.

 

[Aella_]

Missed me?

 

[Colonel Hogan]

keep arguing with idiots.

 

[Pookie]

Suffer so many fools when I have a perfectly good axe.

 

[pensivepoet]

Don't jump on a boxcar and disappear.

 

[girlsmiley]

Suffer so many fools when I have a perfectly good axe.

Less suffering and more chopping.

 

[girlsmiley]

keep arguing with idiots.

I didn't even realise we were arguing.



C'mere Colonel. Let's hug it out.

Nine more sleeps 'til Christmas!

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I didn't even realise we were arguing.



C'mere Colonel. Let's hug it out.

Nine more sleeps 'til Christmas!

NOT YOU, silly! You're adorable! What I wouldn't do if I was your type and you didn't live on fucking Jupiter!!

 

[girlsmiley]

keep arguing with idiots.

I found this for you Colonel.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_inline_nzbqu4b2BM1rtbklf_540_zpsbb35nut7.gif

 

[lacycheeks]

Stuff it up

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Haven't return-deposit recycled the four bags of aluminum cans I've been stockpiling up in the kitchen for a year.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I found this for you Colonel.

"C'mere YOU!!"

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsld6h8oTF1r0gzq0o1_400.gif

 

[juttjaw]

She swallowed the fly... Perhaps she'll die.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Clicked on this thread.

 

[Liar]

try to type ona smartåhone keyboard drunl.

 

[pollynova]

keep thinking, "Oh, 3 hours of sleep? I'll be just fine!"

 

[smoothg103rd]

try to type ona smartåhone keyboard drunl.

Your name is lair for a reason. You ain't drunk.

https://youtu.be/seVdI6FGjk0

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Smoottg103]

Has ta pay support for my kids when I don't has a job and them don't even lives with me. Strait up bullshit dat is

 

[removed9556]

 

[pensivepoet]

....giggle so hard at pensive poet's jokes.

I never joke, Madam. I weep and bleed over every word I script.
Life is a serious business.
Can I see your tits?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Saint Peter]

Treat my body like an amusement park.