Dear Worldstar Users

Chris_Michael

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It's time you learn to film in Landscape mode. I'm not saying all of you are complete idiots... Just most of you.

That is all.
 
Dear Worldstar Viewer.

Why do you peruse that pile of smegma, when you could spend your time on more worthwhile activities? Like Netflix, masturbation or swallowing plastic sporks?
 
Dear Worldstar Viewer.

Why do you peruse that pile of smegma, when you could spend your time on more worthwhile activities? Like Netflix, masturbation or swallowing plastic sporks?

The Worldstar videos migrate to Youtube. I don't go to the site. It's the people yelling "Worldstar" like insane animals that remind me where the content is from.
 
I share your disdain for "Vertical Video Syndrome." Pretty soon people are going to have to evolve to have their eyeballs one above the other!
 
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Psh! I can't keep my mouth shut. Of course, it's not all. I just have never had the opportunity to say "That is all," but it sounds cool and I was being pretentious.

I try not to put those limitations on myself. They are just so limiting.
 
I share your disdain for "Vertical Video Syndrome." Pretty soon people are going to have to evolve to have their eyeballs one above the other!

Yeah, it's really annoying. I was watching Youtube videos on people either fighting each other, fighting with cops, or just getting arrested in general. I got into this weird Worldstar recommendation loop and every single video was Portrait.

It's so annoying because some of the fights were pretty good if they were filmed properly.

Eh the shit that shows up in my recommended feed. :/
 
It's time you learn to film in Landscape mode. I'm not saying all of you are complete idiots... Just most of you.

That is all.

Pretty sure the point of watching impromptu social dysfunction as entertainment through smartphone cams is that the people getting their amateur gonzo on aren't Wes Andersons.
 
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