If your penis was a tree, what kind of tree would it be?

[ms_ann_thrope]

Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.
Abraham Lincoln

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I stand corrected Wyatt. You're an oak.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I stand corrected Wyatt. You're an oak.

So...you're more of a tree hugger?

 

[Smoottg103]

Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.
Abraham Lincoln

Transmation: I has a penis too guys!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

So...you're more of a tree hugger?

I cut down a tree with my Saiga...

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I cut down a tree with my Saiga...

http://i.imgur.com/1qGYS9E.png

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You started a thread just for the opportunity to post that?

​

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

You started a thread just for the opportunity to post that?

​

Every post is completely spontaneous. Honest.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Like this one:

http://s8.favim.com/orig/72/tree-gif-funny-Favim.com-737203.gif

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

One that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
Thomas Fuller

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

The greatness of man is great in that he knows himself to be wretched. A tree does not know itself to be wretched.
Blaise Pascal

 

[Libsam]

Fuck trees and their leaves.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Fuck trees and their leaves.

http://rsmg.pbsrc.com/albums/v637/bboyneko/Funny%20Images/trees_are_such_assholes.jpg?w=480&h=480&fit=clip

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

This one reminds me of RoryN:

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.
Mark Twain

 

[Smoottg103]

This one reminds me of RoryN:

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.
Mark Twain

Transmation: rory always makes me look like a fool

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Colonel Hogan]

http://www.listeningearth.com/LE/images/gallery/69Sequoia/69SequoiaAS.jpg

 

[Smoottg103]

Ann gots a hard wood, he try to convince us he gots a pussy willow

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Sorbus Rosaceae (I think)

rowans (mountain-ashes)

it's not the biggest tree - but it can stand up in any wind - is very sturdy - dependable.

(???)

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Is anyone else finding the thread title almost impossible not to turn into a come of lines of a ditty?

"Poems are made by fools like me,
but only God can make a dark meat monster cock like this."

-- Mandingo

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
Rodney Dangerfield

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

http://billeder.bazoom.dk/traktor/album/15/l/72629/farmer-girls.jpg

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind.
Bruce Lee

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Oh look...it's Pookie.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c5/78/c2/c578c20fab5bcbe1d26e9f2aebcd8f54.jpg

 

[Hard_Rom]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/purpleslinky/2008/06/08/177444_5.jpg