Hello!

[Desiretobedesir]

Hi everyone! I'm super excited that I just submitted my very first erotic story

I hope many of you enjoy it.

 

[TxRad]

Welcome to the madhouse.

Make sure and post a link in your signature line when it goes live. Some of us, i mean, the people around here are lazy about looking up things. That is unless it's a short skirt or a loose pair of shorts.

 

[GoldenMaia]

Hi everyone! I'm super excited that I just submitted my very first erotic story

I hope many of you enjoy it.

Congrats! Best of luck with your first story! And--enjoy the wild wild ride. ;>

 

[Handley_Page]

Welcome to chaosville.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Welcome!

he doctor is in on Wednesdays, so you missed him until next week. The nurse will be passing out the dream pills in about half an hour.

There is beer and wine in the fridge, along with some nice snacks. Mind the hot sauce.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Hi everyone! I'm super excited that I just submitted my very first erotic story

I hope many of you enjoy it.

Oh, my God! Why did you do that? Now you're hooked. Soon you'll be submitting another erotic story and another and another...

Good luck.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Welcome!

he doctor is in on Wednesdays, so you missed him until next week. The nurse will be passing out the dream pills in about half an hour.

There is beer and wine in the fridge, along with some nice snacks. Mind the hot sauce.

You missed the doctor, but the Dr. is in the house

Welcome to the board. You can get good answers to questions here, although if anyone posts something that looks a bit weird, you should just laugh merrily and ignore it, LOL. People are very patient and polite, though, about technical queries like: 'how long does it take for a story to upload', 'how do I get an avatar', 'why has my story not uploaded yet', 'when is my story going to upload'.

(Top tip: if you go to check on your story's status DO NOT click on the link saying 'pending', you will end up re-submitting it by accident and go to the back of the queue )

 

[GoldenCojones]

Hi everyone! I'm super excited that I just submitted my very first erotic story

I hope many of you enjoy it.

Welcome! I hope you get as big a kick out of this place as I do.

Oh, and do please post the link to your story.

 

[Desiretobedesir]

Thank you everyone!

 

[Handley_Page]

Thank you everyone!

No Sweat,
You'll often find a warm welcome in the Naked Lounge (do pay attention to Molly the Sweetwitch).
Rolf is the usual Barman and he can usually get almost any booze you like (and some really good non-booze, too). Olaf's in general charge and he'll tell you where to find the baths (do be respectful to the Handmaidens].
The Bear is also a good person to pay attention to. He wisdom is legendary.

 

[_Lynn_]

Welcome to the AH.

 

[legerdemer]

Wait, what? Dr. Who is in the house? Where'd he hide the Tardis?

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Do put a link to your stories page in your signature. Helps get us there quicker...if you want us there at all, that is. Most of us don't bite, and if we do, we're not rabid. Ignore the exceptions.

 

[TxRad]

Wait, what? Dr. Who is in the house? Where'd he hide the Tardis?

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Do put a link to your stories page in your signature. Helps get us there quicker...if you want us there at all, that is. Most of us don't bite, and if we do, we're not rabid. Ignore the exceptions.

I bite but only if you ask nicely with a soft whimper in your voice.