Seeking Christmas Angel

[MattWolf]

It's cold and dark and wet outside... why not snuggle up inside?

Well, to be honest, snuggling is the last thing on my mind... or at least not until after we've exhausted ourselves with other activities. Virtual, obviously, unless my some miracle you live right next door. Still we could have fun, drop me a message.

 

[MattWolf]

... I need a women online and horny right now!

 

[AnotherDude99]

it appears..

... I need a women online and horny right now!

that the english accent isn't having the same effect matt..

i wonder what the accent du jour is.. australian - with that touch of rogue.. ? or perhaps american.. with their 'don't give a fuck' attitude.. ? or maybe 'russian'.. as in 'hey brother, can i sell you some gas.. or who knows.. maybe the french have a shot.. with their certain, i dunno, that j'nais ce quoi thing..

 

[MattWolf]

that the english accent isn't having the same effect matt..

i wonder what the accent du jour is.. australian - with that touch of rogue.. ? or perhaps american.. with their 'don't give a fuck' attitude.. ? or maybe 'russian'.. as in 'hey brother, can i sell you some gas.. or who knows.. maybe the french have a shot.. with their certain, i dunno, that j'nais ce quoi thing..

The lack of interest in hearing homecrafted smut in an elegant English accent is truly shocking.

 

[silkyneedles91]

Hey Matt.. Would like to chat. Do u have kik?

 

[MattWolf]

Hey Matt.. Would like to chat. Do u have kik?

Hey silky, I've yet to get my head round kik I'm afraid.

 

[MattWolf]

Or a Christmas elf... I've always fancied Arwen.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Or a Christmas elf... I've always fancied Arwen.

A Elbereth Gilthoniel,
silivren penna miriel
o menel aglar elenath!
Na-chaered palan-diriel
o galadhremmin ennorath,
Fanuilos, le linnathon
nef aear, sí nef aearon!

 

[MattWolf]

A Elbereth Gilthoniel,
silivren penna miriel
o menel aglar elenath!
Na-chaered palan-diriel
o galadhremmin ennorath,
Fanuilos, le linnathon
nef aear, sí nef aearon!

I'm going to presume that is Elvish for, take me to bed and ravish my body with glorious manhood.

Or something similar.

 

[MattWolf]

Feeling ******* ***** and would love to ****. Virtually **** at least. PM me for uncensored version.

 

[MattWolf]

Seeking post-Christmas devil.