Looking for a specific story I read once on Literotica...

[shipR]

Trying to crowdsource this since I can't find it using any search engine....probably either a Romance or Erotic Couplings story. Don't remember either of the main characters' names.

• Girl accidentally texts random guy to ask opinion about what outfit she should wear to some event. It might have been a red dress. He replies.
• They run into each other at some concert. Girl is in tears because her boyfriend just dumped her over the phone.
• Guy is a musician playing in a band. He takes her backstage and she falls asleep wearing his coat while they play.
• After the band performs, guy offers girl a ride. They end up going back to his place and having sex. Her ex-bf calls the next morning, new guy tells him off.

Does this sound familiar to anyone?

 

[Saint Peter]

No incest?

 

[shipR]

Nope, sorry to disappoint.

 

[Saint Peter]

Fuck outta here.

 

[removed9556]

 

[shipR]

Hmm, that's weird. I just signed up for the forums today and hadn't looked at them before. So it must have been a story at one point...but maybe there's also something about it on the forums. Thanks.

 

[Queersetti]

The problem is, these guys blow their load halfway through the story, their attention immediately shifts to playing Angry Birds or making a sandwich, and they go away and never think to bookmark the damn story.

And they can't check their history, because they have to keep clearing it so their girlfriends don't discover what they were reading.

 

[Lord Pmann]

No incest?

Surely there is just some mild incest.

 

[Queersetti]

Surely there is just some mild incest.

The guys sister played bass in the band.


They always make the girls play bass.

 

[pensivepoet]

Did it have a goat in it and some midgets?
Sounds like one of mine.

 

[shipR]

no goats no midgets...thanks

 

[Wings]

Dear shipR,

I find it pert near impossible that you did any digging on the origin of this story because I tend to believe if you knew how to research you would have spotted the board called: Looking For A Story

There is such a thing, get yourself there and pretend again that you did your research. Mmmkay?

Thanks.

 

[Fata Morgana]

no goats no midgets...thanks

What the fuck is wrong with you? It's like 1960's Britain all over again; No Blacks, No Irish, No Dogs.

 

[Aella_]

Trying to crowdsource this since I can't find it using any search engine....probably either a Romance or Erotic Couplings story. Don't remember either of the main characters' names.

• Girl accidentally texts random guy to ask opinion about what outfit she should wear to some event. It might have been a red dress. He replies.
• They run into each other at some concert. Girl is in tears because her boyfriend just dumped her over the phone.
• Guy is a musician playing in a band. He takes her backstage and she falls asleep wearing his coat while they play.
• After the band performs, guy offers girl a ride. They end up going back to his place and having sex. Her ex-bf calls the next morning, new guy tells him off.

Does this sound familiar to anyone?

Very romantic. But you forgot to mention something that's even more important than that (and that 's shared by most erotic stories ):
random guy has a monster cock, whereas old bf.: not.

 

[Queersetti]

Very romantic. But you forgot to mention something that's even more important than that (and that 's shared by most erotic stories ) random guy has a monster cock, whereas old bf.: not.

You sound a little bitter. How small is it?

 

[Saint Peter]

The goat looks better in Speedos.

 

[Queersetti]

The goat looks better in Speedos.

But his real name is Mister Earl.

 

[Aella_]

You sound a little bitter. How small is it?

But I was only half-joking.
In all seriousness, 90% of Lit. stories go like this: he's 6"3 while she's petite and has green eyes. And he has a huge c..k, which makes her anxious& wonder for a tiny sec.: God, will that fit?

 

[Queersetti]

But I was only half-joking.
In all seriousness, 90% of Lit. stories go like this: he's 6"3 while she's petite and has green eyes. And he has a huge c..k, which makes her anxious& wonder for a tiny sec.: God, will that fit?

Well, then, nothing for you to worry about.

 

[Saint Peter]

But his real name is Mister Earl.

The goat looks better in Mister Earl.

 

[Aella_]

Well, then, nothing for you to worry about.

Both genders have it, so I don't.

 

[shipR]

In case anyone's curious, story here: https://www.literotica.com/s/the-best-and-worst-birthday

Next time I will be sure to post in the correct forum. I did look at the titles of all the subs listed on the main page before posting. Didn't think there would be a "looking for a story" area buried in a sub called "Story Feedback".

 

[Queersetti]

I'm always a little uncomfortable with strangers telling me what specific bits of porn get them off.