Attacked by a christmas tree
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barefootgirl69
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How big is it?
No discounts on traditional butt plugs this season yet, squirrel?
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The storm, the tree or the stupid places?
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Traditional is boring.
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Tell it to a pine cone.
Since you've obviously chosen to be your own tree topper this year, what color bulb will you plug in your other end to light your merry Christmas up this year?
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The tree...and where exactly are the stupid places
About roof height. Leaned up against the wall outside my place for some neighbor's living room, I suppose. Gust of wind took it as I walked by.
I picked stuff out of my hair for the good part of an hour. I have'nt looked in any other stupid places yet, so ther might be more.
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How nice of you to share your experiences.
And as much as you seem to think I'm electrifying, I have to inform you that that's just a metaphor.
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Oh, my! It hit you in the head!? Am I the only one here showing sympathy? Poor squirrel. ..
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Oh, my! It hit you in the head!? Am I the only one here showing sympathy? Poor squirrel. ..
Like I said, soft bits. Top part. It was more like someone tossed a really uncomfortable blanket at me.
You're using a Christmas tree for a butt plug...
...you'll have to stick your strap-on into a wall socket to reach electrifying.
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