The uberization of Tinder

[astuffedshirt_perv]

As most of you are aware, there is a ride service called uber, where you open an app on your smartphone and a ride appears shortly thereafter. Within the decade, it is likely that the uber drivers will be replaced by self driving cars.

Some of you are doubtless aware of the app Tinder, where you can select a partner for a hookup. If you get a match, you get to meet.

So what about a combo driverless uber-tinder app? You open the app, a driverless car appears, whisks you away to pick up your hookup. Best part is, the pick up could be done on any street, just walk out the office and hop into the car! The seats recline, the windows tint and sexy ensues.

I don't quite see how to make this an interesting story, though.

 

[Hypoxia]

I don't quite see how to make this an interesting story, though.

I would invoke hackers.

* Hackers distort the apps, subtlety hooking the wrong people and sending them to the wrong places. Hilarity ensues. Or tragedy.
* Hackers hijack the in-car cameras and record (or live-stream) all the sex.
* Hackers override the controls and lock couples (or more) into the robot cars.

 

[Carnevil9]

A husband is bored with the vanilla sex he's having with his wife. He signs up for a Tuber account (yes, that's what I'm calling the combined Tinder and Uber) and expresses an interest in anonymous freaky sex.

Meanwhile, his wife is also bored with the vanilla sex she's having with her husband. She likewise signs up with Tuber, looking to get her freak on.

The computer algorithms, noting the similarity in age, location, and sexual desires, naturally match them up. Pina Coladas ensue, and getting caught in the rain.......