Husband Swap

[Carnevil9]

Two housewives are chatting over lunch. They are both bored with their lives, and especially their sex lives. But they each think the other's husband is hot! Maybe (and this is just a random example of how it could go) one says, "My husband never goes down on me. He only wants to fuck!" and the other says, "Really? My husband never wants to to put it in me; he only wants to lick me for hours!" However the conversation goes, they realize they'd like to swap husbands for a bit.

So they go home to each other's houses. The husbands come home from work, and of course are surprised. And that's where the tale of two clitties begins: how do the men react? Are they happy about it? Are they angry? Are they scared, or intrigued? This being Lit, of course, the eventually (if not immediately) launch into epic sexual activities.

I would probably intertwine the two tales: have several paragraphs of one "couple," then pop over to the other house for a few paragraphs, and so on. But it might be less confusing to follow one scenario from beginning to end before doing the other one. I would also have them end up liking it, and have it turn into an orgy with all four participants in one big bed. But it could go lots of different ways.

Free to a good home.

 

[Hypoxia]

Are they stay-at-home housewives? I see no mention of children. Are they middle-aged empty-nesters? Are their husbands busy youngish professionals without time yet for child-rearing? Are the couples urban, living in adjacent condos, or suburban in tract houses, or where? Such details will shape the stories.

Are only two dissatisfied housewives in it? How about four neighbors in a kaffeeklatch spiked with a little brandy? They dish on their hubbies and decide on a round-robin swap. Each hubby arrives home to find a nearly-naked neighbor woman holding a phone out to him so his wife can explain the situation i.e. lay down the law: Fuck this seductive horny woman tonight or you ain't getting any more. And the next woman tomorrow night, and the next, and the next... While the hubby is receiving this message, his woman of the night is on her knees, dropping his trousers, etc. The Carrot-and-Stick incentive plan.

Fast-forward: Each swapped couple discovers their own common proclivities, fantasies, and fetishes. Each have different sex lives. Some invite in outsiders for FFM and MMF sessions, maybe picking up (multiracial) strangers in bars. Some do serious roleplaying. Some are dom with one partner and sub with another. And all the housewives swap food recipes. The ways to a man's heart: via 1) pecker, 2) stomach, 3) rib cage.

The exchanges do not go unnoticed. Neighbors see different women entering and leaving each home every day. Other dissatisfied housewives join the circle. Four couples, then six, then eight, ten, a dozen... A randomized scheduling app tells the women which home they'll inhabit any night. Maybe the schedule is posted in advance and maybe it's a surprise.

Considerations: If the housewives are empty-nesters or stay-at-home unemployeds then they should all belong to the same gym -- gotta stay toned & sexy. They can't be young mothers trading-off the kids every night -- they wouldn't have energy for sex! Some of the hubbies work in the same offices. Some of the husbands brag to cow-orkers. Some of the hubbies are sneaky shits. It's not all smooth polyamory. It *IS* a redefinition of 'cheating', a re-writing of the rules of marriage. Much room for comedy and drama here.

 

[Carnevil9]

I envision young, bored, nulliparous, stay-at-home housewives looking for thrills to spice up their dreary lives. Although having one couple be mature empty-nesters would add a multi-generational twist to it.

 

[Hypoxia]

I envision young, bored, nulliparous, stay-at-home housewives looking for thrills to spice up their dreary lives. Although having one couple be mature empty-nesters would add a multi-generational twist to it.

Where do I find childless middle-class homebodies in a two-income world? So they're upper-middle-class and don't need the cashflow -- why no classes, charity / volunteer work, etc? Why do hubbies leave them with empty, unstructured days? Are the wives expected to play tennis all day?

We can't have the husbands too distracted or brutal or otherwise negatory, or they won't go along with the swap plan. They're a mix of fairly-well-behaved studs, wimps, and average guys. Some have obsessions: sports, cars, guitars, erotica. The wives each have their own neuroses and strengths. A generational mix would be good, yah.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

How about this scenario...

Two couples: one white, one black. Neighbors & friends for about 5 years. The wives are hanging out one day drinking wine and eventually, sex comes up. They both agree that they wouldn't mind spicing their love lives up a bit. The white girl mentions that she's always been curious about being with a black man...even more curious about what her friend's husband is packing. The black woman's husband is a mountain of a man. He's a UPS driver that 6' 5", 220 lb. bald and with a goatee.

The black friend mentions that he's too big for her. She was always curious about trying out anal but her husband's cock was a no-fly zone due to his size. The white friend says that her husband has a nice dick but she's always wanted to try a monster cock. Her husband is a high school principle, 5'9" and a slender 180lbs.

They don't know if it's the wine talking but they have it set in there heads that swapping hubbies for the night would be a fantastic idea. Unsurprisingly, their husbands are totally up for it.

They plan their swap for next Saturday. The day comes and the wives promptly exit their homes simultaneously and cross paths as they head toward their sexual escapade.

The twist is when the petite blonde wife starts undressing her burly black neighbor, she discovers that while his 8 inch cock is nice, it's not as large as her husband's. She takes it in stride & checks her chocolate fantasy off the list. The black neighbor is shocked at how easily his tiny adorable neighbor is inhaling his cock like it was nothing.

The black woman is also shocked when she discovers that her unassuming neighbor is packing the biggest cock she's ever seen. He has at least 2 more inches than her husband along with more girth. At first she considers calling it off since she wasn't expecting to have her anal cherry popped by this sledgehammer. Then she comes to the realization that her husband is fucking the hell out of his white neighbor's wife right now & to back out would probably cause some serious strife.

She decides to go ahead with it (and she's glad that she brought a bottle of lube with her). The white neighbor is gentle and starts slow on her creamy coffee-colored heinie. (He's wanted to pound her phenomenal ass since they first moved next door.)

Her fears are misplaced since she begins to really enjoy it. Eventually, he has her pressed down on the bed in prone position as he bottoms out repeatedly into her at a jackhammer pace until she has a howling orgasm that her husband & his wife can hear from next door.

 

[Hypoxia]

How about this scenario...

Yeah, that works as a stroker. All the boldface text is a bit annoying, though.

A note on BBCs. The concept is sick. Here's a passage from Allan Sherman's THE RAPE OF THE A*P*E (American Protestant Ethic):

Many... among us still believe... that it's really true -- black men do have outsized penises; they are better fuckers than white men... Black Americans know it's a myth, in a deeper, more important way. Ossie Davis, the playwright and actor, as asked on a television show, "How does it feel to be a Negro?" Without hesitation he answered, "You feel emasculated all your life long."​

But racist, dehumanizing stereotypes, depictions of minorities as animalistic, seem to be sexually arousing. Go figure.

 

[Carnevil9]

I have it on good authority that American Indian men have the longest penises, and Polish men have the thickest ones. I learned that from my good friend, Tonto Kowalski.

 

[EquinoxRising]

I have it on good authority that American Indian men have the longest penises, and Polish men have the thickest ones. I learned that from my good friend, Tonto Kowalski.

Sounds legit.

 

[Hypoxia]

I have it on good authority that American Indian men have the longest penises, and Polish men have the thickest ones. I learned that from my good friend, Tonto Kowalski.

I'd have picked Geronimo Kowalski. Tonto is Spanish for 'fool'. It's not true that Kemosabe means "white motherfucker" -- except in LIT fantasyland where anything goes.

The two greet each other. "Hello, Tonto!" "Greetings, Kemosabe."

Translation: "Hey, fool!" "Yo, mofo!" Good thing they're pals, eh?

But I digress. I wonder if Tonto and the Ranger swapped Indian wives?

 

[GforGraham]

One husband turns out to be cross dresser and is actually lesb waiting for the op.