"What would you do if you came home unexpectedly and..."

[SusanJillParker]

What would you do if you came home unexpectedly after your wife had a girls' night out party and she wife was drunk and asleep behind her closed bedroom door and...

You happened upon your adult, drunken daughter in the kitchen naked?

Instead of covering her nakedness with her hands or with her forearms, immodestly immoral, she talks to you as if she's fully dressed.

"Hi Daddy," she says giving you a full body hug.

With you always sexually attracted to your daughter, a woman who looks exactly like how your wife looked 20 years ago, would you stare, leer, and ogle her young, naked body? Would you take sexual advantage of her drunkenness by touching and feeling her naked body where no father should ever touch and feel his adult daughter's naked body. Or would you just put her to bed?

Now, what would you do if that wasn't your adult daughter that you happened upon in the kitchen naked but your drunken, naked mother-in-law standing in the kitchen and talking to you as if she was fully dressed?

"Oh, hi. We're all a little drunk. We had so much fun at that CFNM party. We all did some naughty things, if you know what I mean," she said with a wink and a dirty laugh while giving you the eye before staring down at the bulge your cock made in your pants.

With you always sexually attracted to your mother-in-law and wanting to know what it would be like to have sex with mother and with daughter, would you try and kiss your mother-in-law? Would you touch her and feel her while French kissing her? Would you fondle her tits, finger her nipples, and rub her clit while French kissing your mother-in-law? Would you push her down to her knees, pull out your cock, and have her suck your cock in the way that you imagined she sucked the cocks of the CFNM strippers?

Now, what would you do if that wasn't your adult daughter or your mother-in-law naked in the kitchen but your mother? Not embarrassed or ashamed, Mom made no move to cover her nakedness from you with her hands or forearms. Instead, she turned to you, looked at you, and talked to you as if she was fully dressed.

"Mom?"

Having never seen your mother naked before but having always sexually fantasized of seeing your mother naked while masturbating yourself, you stare at her big tits, her brown, round areolas, and her erect nipples. You stare at her bushy brown pussy and her big, round ass.

"Oh, hi. Your wife is sleeping and I thought I'd clean the kitchen. I've taken to clean naked after your father died," she said while giving you the eye and glancing down at the bulge your cock makes in your trousers. "You don't mind me being naked in front of you do you? I mean, I don't have anything that any other woman has and anything that you haven't seen before," she said putting a hand to her hip and striking a Vogue pose.

Being that she's already drunk, naked, and seemingly horny, would you have sex with your mother? With your wife in the other room dead drunk and with her probably having had sex with one or more of the male strippers, would you sleep with your mother? Would you make love to Mom? Would you fuck her? Would you have her suck your cock, cum in her mouth, and have her swallow you?

What would you do?

 

[loquere]

What is your mission with all these random threads?

Are you out to get attention?

Or to provoke intellectual thinking?

Do you actually care about the possible responses you'll get?

Awnser the above please.

 

[SusanJillParker]

What would you do if you came home unexpectedly after your wife had a girls' night out party and she wife was drunk and asleep behind her closed bedroom door and...

You happened upon your adult, drunken daughter in the kitchen naked?

Instead of covering her nakedness with her hands or with her forearms, immodestly immoral, she talks to you as if she's fully dressed.

"Hi Daddy," she says giving you a full body hug.

With you always sexually attracted to your daughter, a woman who looks exactly like how your wife looked 20 years ago, would you stare, leer, and ogle her young, naked body? Would you take sexual advantage of her drunkenness by touching and feeling her naked body where no father should ever touch and feel his adult daughter's naked body. Or would you just put her to bed?

Now, what would you do if that wasn't your adult daughter that you happened upon in the kitchen naked but your drunken, naked mother-in-law standing in the kitchen and talking to you as if she was fully dressed?

"Oh, hi. We're all a little drunk. We had so much fun at that CFNM party. We all did some naughty things, if you know what I mean," she said with a wink and a dirty laugh while giving you the eye before staring down at the bulge your cock made in your pants.

With you always sexually attracted to your mother-in-law and wanting to know what it would be like to have sex with mother and with daughter, would you try and kiss your mother-in-law? Would you touch her and feel her while French kissing her? Would you fondle her tits, finger her nipples, and rub her clit while French kissing your mother-in-law? Would you push her down to her knees, pull out your cock, and have her suck your cock in the way that you imagined she sucked the cocks of the CFNM strippers?

Now, what would you do if that wasn't your adult daughter or your mother-in-law naked in the kitchen but your mother? Not embarrassed or ashamed, Mom made no move to cover her nakedness from you with her hands or forearms. Instead, she turned to you, looked at you, and talked to you as if she was fully dressed.

"Mom?"

Having never seen your mother naked before but having always sexually fantasized of seeing your mother naked while masturbating yourself, you stare at her big tits, her brown, round areolas, and her erect nipples. You stare at her bushy brown pussy and her big, round ass.

"Oh, hi. Your wife is sleeping and I thought I'd clean the kitchen. I've taken to clean naked after your father died," she said while giving you the eye and glancing down at the bulge your cock makes in your trousers. "You don't mind me being naked in front of you do you? I mean, I don't have anything that any other woman has and anything that you haven't seen before," she said putting a hand to her hip and striking a Vogue pose.

Being that she's already drunk, naked, and seemingly horny, would you have sex with your mother? With your wife in the other room dead drunk and with her probably having had sex with one or more of the male strippers, would you sleep with your mother? Would you make love to Mom? Would you fuck her? Would you have her suck your cock, cum in her mouth, and have her swallow you?

What would you do?

Now that you get the picture, imagine if you will, instead of finding your adult daughter, your mother-in-law, or your mother naked in the kitchen when you arrived home, what if you found your adult daughter's hot girlfriend, or your wife's hot, best friend, or your sexy sister-in-law drunk and naked in your kitchen.

What would you do then?

 

[lovecraft68]

Keep in mind I'm saying this as someone who writes incest stories.

Incest and non con are categories that offend a lot of people and should be kept in their own category, not thrown out on public forums, especially when the title of the thread does not allude to the contents.

Try having a little courtesy for other posters here when it comes to content.

 

[CeasarBoobage]

Keep in mind I'm saying this as someone who writes incest stories.

Incest and non con are categories that offend a lot of people and should be kept in their own category, not thrown out on public forums, especially when the title of the thread does not allude to the contents.

Try having a little courtesy for other posters here when it comes to content.

I've had a dozen things run through my mind as I tried to respond to this thread. Even though I know this one is doomed to get lost in the bickering of a handful of people, I think the premise of the OP is an interesting question.

LC/loquere/SJP, trust me, I ain't trying to get you riled up about the in-fighting that happens here all the time, but I am truly curious as to how people would respond in this situation. Regardless of the occupants of the kitchen, this is a start to a good thread for AH.
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Personally I don't have a clue how I'd react. This seems so far out of the realm of possibility of happening that I may as well try to say how I'd react if I got picked up by a UFO. On one hand, if this really did happen, i would see myself acting the like responsible/mature grown-up person I pretend to be. In the Lit world, as my fingers warm up on the keyboard, the immediate family options are dismissed, and I start to see some interesting opportunities present themselves.

 

[Nathan_Brazil]

I'd take them to E.R. for a tox screen.

 

[SusanJillParker]

I've had a dozen things run through my mind as I tried to respond to this thread. Even though I know this one is doomed to get lost in the bickering of a handful of people, I think the premise of the OP is an interesting question.

LC/loquere/SJP, trust me, I ain't trying to get you riled up about the in-fighting that happens here all the time, but I am truly curious as to how people would respond in this situation. Regardless of the occupants of the kitchen, this is a start to a good thread for AH.
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Personally I don't have a clue how I'd react. This seems so far out of the realm of possibility of happening that I may as well try to say how I'd react if I got picked up by a UFO. On one hand, if this really did happen, i would see myself acting the like responsible/mature grown-up person I pretend to be. In the Lit world, as my fingers warm up on the keyboard, the immediate family options are dismissed, and I start to see some interesting opportunities present themselves.

We all have sexual fantasies, as a woman, my sexual fantasies are much different than your sexual fantasies. Yet, having grown up with four much older brothers and their friends, I was privy to all of their juvenile talk.

I don't care who you are and how you feel about incest or cheating but every man fantasizes what it would be like to not only see his daughter, mother-in-law, mother, wife's best friend, and/or or sister-in-law naked but also what it would be like to have sex with them.

We all want what we can't have. Just as you may be secretly lusting over your best friend's wife, he may be secretly lusting over your wife.

Women return home drunk and horny from CFNM functions. I've attended my fair share. I would have done any man if there was a man available when I walked in my kitchen alone.

Yet, I think any man would be hard pressed to pass on a drunken, naked woman no matter if she was his daughter, mother-in-law, mother, wife's best friend, and/or sister-in-law.

Thank you for you comment.

 

[glynndah]

We all have sexual fantasies, as a woman, my sexual fantasies are much different than your sexual fantasies. Yet, having grown up with four much older brothers and their friends, I was privy to all of their juvenile talk.

I don't care who you are and how you feel about incest or cheating but every man fantasizes what it would be like to not only see his daughter, mother-in-law, mother, wife's best friend, and/or or sister-in-law naked but also what it would be like to have sex with them.

We all want what we can't have. Just as you may be secretly lusting over your best friend's wife, he may be secretly lusting over your wife.

Women return home drunk and horny from CFNM functions. I've attended my fair share. I would have done any man if there was a man available when I walked in my kitchen alone.

Yet, I think any man would be hard pressed to pass on a drunken, naked woman no matter if she was his daughter, mother-in-law, mother, wife's best friend, and/or sister-in-law.

Thank you for you comment.

Really?

 

[lovecraft68]

Really?

Pretty much my thought. I for one have passed on 'opportunities' when it is apparent the woman is so drunk she is not thinking correctly. I will not take advantage of someone and that is what it is.

I tend to have a low opinion of men in general and know there are plenty of men who will get women drunk just for this purpose, but there's a lot of decent ones out there as well.

But SJP's remark is why I think alcohol shouldn't be a necessary right on college campuses because it leads to a lot of drunk young girls in close proximity with young men who feel as SJP does that its a free meal.

 

[CeasarBoobage]

We all want what we can't have. Just as you may be secretly lusting over your best friend's wife, he may be secretly lusting over your wife.


Yet, I think any man would be hard pressed to pass on a drunken, naked woman no matter if she was his daughter, mother-in-law, mother, wife's best friend, and/or sister-in-law.

Really?

While many people may see things they want, they will never act on it. The fantasy is always better than the reality.

In real life (not what we all may write for Lit), this will probably never happen. That sounds like a trap waiting to snap closed, and the guy involved is about to be screwed twice if his zipper drops. The first time will last a minute, the second will be years.

Besides the 'ick' factor for most people regarding close family, most guys know the lines they shouldn't cross. If for no other reason, they've seen people who have crossed that line, and they are actually smart enough to learn from others' mistakes.

 

[SusanJillParker]

While many people may see things they want, they will never act on it. The fantasy is always better than the reality.

In real life (not what we all may write for Lit), this will probably never happen. That sounds like a trap waiting to snap closed, and the guy involved is about to be screwed twice if his zipper drops. The first time will last a minute, the second will be years.

Besides the 'ick' factor for most people regarding close family, most guys know the lines they shouldn't cross. If for no other reason, they've seen people who have crossed that line, and they are actually smart enough to learn from others' mistakes.

"Bravo! Precisely."

You may think of taking advantage of the situation, you may kick yourself for not taking advantage of the opportunity, but the sexual fantasy is enough for most men.

Being that I'm an erotic, creative writer, sexual fantasies are what I write. Unless it's exhibitionism, which I'm an exhibitionist, nothing is real. Everything is fiction.

Yet, then again, there was my whore of an incestuous mother who routinely had sex with all four of my older brothers. That was real. My childhood was real, which is why I'd rather write fiction than non-fiction. I'd rather devote my days to fantasy than to reality.

Yet, for those who cannot distinguish the difference between reality and fiction, I feel bad for them because they are missing out on a big chunk of life.

Once again, thank you for your post.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Maybe I'm known the wrong men but I don't know a man who wouldn't take advantage of a drunken woman, not fallen down drunk, but a little bit high.

Obviously, for her to be naked, she must have known he'd be coming home soon. For her to be naked, she obviously wanted him to catch her without her clothes.

My four brothers took advantage of me when I was drunk. They gang raped me.

Forget about having sex with the woman, I would think that it's most men's sexual fantasies to see their adult daughter, mother-in-law, mother, wife's hot, best friend, and/or wife's sexy sister naked.

I feel a story. Maybe I'll write a story about a man coming home to his naked adult daughter, mother-in-law, mother, wife's hot, best friend and/or wife's sexy sister naked after they attended a CFNM strip show. What would you do coming home to five naked, horny woman while your wife is sleeping.

So...why are they all naked? Maybe they were so horny that they were getting ready to have lesbian sex or were having a masturbation party.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Now that I wrote this, it makes me want to clean my kitchen naked in the hopes that an unexpected male guest will walk in and see me.

No one locks their doors where I live.

"Oh, sorry. I didn't hear you knock with my headphones. I'm so embarrassed. Please don't look at my firm, round ass, my D cup breasts, my pink areolas, my erect nipples, and/or my blonde trimmed pussy (lol)."

 

[TxRad]

Now that I wrote this, it makes me want to clean my kitchen naked in the hopes that an unexpected male guest will walk in and see me.

No one locks their doors where I live.

"Oh, sorry. I didn't hear you knock with my headphones. I'm so embarrassed. Please don't look at my firm, round ass, my D cup breasts, my pink areolas, my erect nipples, and/or my blonde trimmed pussy (lol)."

This from someone who was supposedly sexually abused? Someone who was sexually abused would have their door locked twenty four seven. This does not compute at all.

 

[sr71plt]

Freddie is just checking on how many stupid people there are on the forum.

 

[lovecraft68]

This from someone who was supposedly sexually abused? Someone who was sexually abused would have their door locked twenty four seven. This does not compute at all.

There's a bitch out there named karma and mocking a very serious issue is not going to earn them the good kind.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Close your eyes. Now imagine if you will, your wife, her sister, her best friend, her mother, and your mother attended a CFNM (clothe female, nude male) strip club in celebration of your wife's 35th birthday.

All five women not only had a little too much to drink but also, all five women came home horny. Playing with their toys, all five women strip off their clothes. They're all naked. Naked. All five women are naked.

Your wife is naked. Your sexy sister-in-law is naked. Your wife's hot, best friend is naked. Your MILF of a mother-in-law and MILF of a mother are naked too.

You've never seen as many tits, asses, and pussies in one small room. Something you've no doubt sexually fantasized about seeing your sexy sister-in-law, your wife's hot, best friend, your MILF of a mother-in-law, and your mother naked, your sexual fantasy has come true.

What if your wife and all four women gave their permission to have sex with them. Would you? Who would you have sex with first?

Keep your eyes closed. You come home unexpectedly to five, inebriated naked women.

You tell me. What happens? This is your perfect scenario and your sexual fantasy come true.

Do you put them all to bed? Do you put blankets over all of them? Or do you take them up on their invitation to get naked and have a drink with them?

If I was a man, I know what my answer would be. I'd be stripping off my clothes and pouring myself a stiff one before giving them all a stiff one, if you know what I mean.

You don't think the above scenario is possible? You believe that most women aren't like that, horny and slutty. You don't believe that women can be just as sexual as men? You have no idea (lol) what women do behind closed doors when their man is not home.

 

[TxRad]

Making your signature larger and add the statements at the end doesn't answer the questions nor does it prove anything.

What you wrote above that signature speaks volumes on who you are but the ladies and most of the men on this forum have already figured that out. The newbies are the only problem now.

 

[SusanJillParker]

For the record, not that anyone cares but for some troublemakers, unlike others who hide their identity on this board for one reason or another, I don't.

I'm a woman, a female, born in the North End of Boston, the Italian section, on July 26, 1972. I'm 43-years-old and single. I'm English, Italian, and Czech. How's that for a combination?

I was married once to a Boston cop for three years but he turned out to be an unhappy and violent drunk who abused me and beat me. A fifth degree black belt in Judo, he knew how and where to hit me without leaving a mark.

He had plans to make piles of money or die in Afghanistan or in Iraq as a mercenary soldier and he would have been gotten his wish while working for some private security outfit or for the CIA until he was hurt by and IED when he was an Army Ranger. Instead, after he recovered he became an undercover cop, the perfect job for him. Trust me, a bad man and a dangerous man, no one ever sees him coming.

Now there are men who insist that I'm a man. I'm not. I'm a woman. I like being a woman. I'm glad I'm a woman. I have fun being a woman and never would want to be a man.

My Mom, Deb, was tall, 5'10". She was blonde, beautiful, and busty with blue eyes. I'm tall too, at 5'9". We look much alike, not so much now that she's in her 70's and spent her life drinking and smoking.

With me an accident of birth, my four much older brothers are mountainous. The smallest brother is the oldest and he's 6'3 and 260 pounds. You can't even imagine how big the other three are. Suffice to say they all competed in the Strong Men competitions.

I wrote as a man, under my brother's name, Freddie, as BostonFictionWriter. Now that I'm rid of my ex-husband, I have no reason to continue to hide who I am.

Yet, the three stoogies continue to follow me around the board and to make sure that everyone knows that I'm a man and not a woman. I guess it's their public service to Literotica but all they're doing is starting trouble by saying their lies about me.

Besides, no one cares if I'm a man or a woman, even though I am a woman. They more care about the words that I post and the stories that I write.

I've even been called a troublemaker for starting threads. Can you imagine that? Kettle black. I could understand if they called me a troublemaker because I had tens of thousands of posts and used them to start trouble but I don't. I barely have 1,000 posts and only post under SusanJillParker, my real name.

Besides, all of my threads are worthy threads to be posted to the Author's Hangout board.

I don't start trouble. I don't bother anyone. I ignore those who try and start trouble with me.

After having written nearly 2,000 stories and poems of 10 million words and all posted here under AndTheEnd, BostonFictionWriter, CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, SuperHeroRalph, WmForrester, and SusanJillParker, I have every right to be here without being harassed.

I'm here to stay so get used to me being here.

 

[sr71plt]

Bullshit, Freddie. And insidious.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Now that I know that you really are a woman, Susan, I apologize. I've been a real dickhead. My mother dropped me on my head when I was a baby and I've never been the same. Ever since that happened, I never liked woman and because you're a woman, I hated you.

I accept your apology Sr71plt.

 

[sr71plt]

More sick bullshit. Get a life of your own, Freddie.

 

[SusanJillParker]

I'm heartbroken. All of this time, I thought you were a man. I've been in love with you forever. Now, that I know you're a woman, I can't suck your cock. I could lick your pussy but...gross. Pussies are so nasty.

Once again, I apologize for being so mean to you when you are the best writer on the board.

I love you, Susan.

"That's okay, pretend pilot, now go away. Okay?"

 

[sr71plt]

That reveals it all for anyone here who isn't congenitally stupid.

 

[SusanJillParker]

That reveals it all for anyone here who isn't congenitally stupid.

We all know that you think that you're the only smart one here.

We all know that you think that you're the only one with a brain in your head.

Only, you need to learn some manners. You need to start being nice to people and stop calling women who are women men.

I know it's hard for you when all of the kids picked you for being a sissy but get over it. If you're nice to someone, they'll be nice to you. Okay? Nod your head so that I know you understand.

"Now beat it...Sissy."