Desiremakesmeweak
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"Okay. Okay. You caught me. I did ask God for a new Mustang GT, orange with black strips, black wheels, six speed, and Recaro seats."
I've been asking the same thing for a few years now. Hedging my bet, I've asked Santa for the same thing too at Christmas. Still no Mustang in my driveway or under my tree.
I need to try writing to some billionaires and include a cheesecake photo of me wearing nothing but two Mustang bumper stickers strategically placed.
"Dear God...
Dear Santa...
Dear Mr. Zuckerberg...
Dear Oprah..."
Being that Oprah is a closet lesbian, she may be my best bet.
This much I will say openly, and publicly - the phrase in the New Testament, oft-used, always misquoted or at least mistranslated, is this: 'Lord, we prayed and prayed yet why do these things not occur for us in this instance? And he answered them: Oh men of little faith, where is thy faith, for if you had but faith as much as a mustard seed - which is very small - verily, this mountain would fall into the sea if you told it 'raise yourself up, and cast yourself into the sea.'
Whereas in fact, the Greek word for faith here is a phrase: 'underlying basis.'
As in - 'Where is your underlying basis for such and such to have happen...'
And this is not to shy away from the argument, or its objective, let's say. People have almost no realization whatsoever that Greek scribes of the kind who wrote the New Testament were far far removed from 'magical' or 'mythical' thinkers; they went to pains to make a case for rational and even factual or evidentiary bases for claims being made. However, what has happened for a long time is that a particular kind of Greek language has been forced to fit into a fairly non-specific and very casual language, namely, modern Western English. A place it arrived from having gone through even less categoric forms of language.
The reason you are not having the Mustang turn up in your driveway is that you are looking at Christianity from a fragile underlying basis; the main premise of Christianity is the casting down of an agency of cosmic or at least global Earthly, mundane, Evil, from 'a high place,' and the potential of the rising up of ordinary Humankind, in one Cosmological sense, because a god or God, positioned itself into Humanity (and, according to the narrative, in person)... But what this does is place enormous moral and ethical responsibility onto the shoulders of whoever assumes such roles of power.
I don't really see that there is too much ethical problem with having a Mustang turn up in your garage. There are a lot of problems with having malicious and whole-ly self-interested people be able to enter into some kind of uncommon understanding of how things work to the extent they are able to 'make anything happen that they please.'
Now as for you specifically, having a Mustang turn up, I'd be happy to go into this in a tiny touch more detail if you pm me. I would not go into such things openly.
Can it be done? Yes it can be done.
This is the time of year when, by tradition, Xeryus, the Bright Star appeared, and pointed the way. Now, we also have 'Syria' of course, but then, that is a tradition of the Alouites and those other 'star worshippers' and astrologers, who resort to the position of and movement of stars to determine if or whether some 'prayer' may be answered. Zarthooshti people go along these lines. Parsees (Zarthooshti religion) are filled with people who make large amounts of money! So there may be some truth in their concepts.
That is not, however, what I am referring to, although you know, as they say, 'where there is smoke, there is also fire...'
Orange Mustang, eh.