who has fantasized or gotten laid in the macabre of a cemetery , even a mortuary ?

[VampirTARA]

Who has fantasized or gotten laid in the macabre of a cemetery, a mortuary/ Funeral Home ?

 

[The_Highwayman]

My wife did clerical work at a funeral home. So yeah... a couple of times.

Although to be fair it was more of "Quickie at the office" than anything macabre related.

 

[4yourpleasureiam]

cemetery. used to visit them often in the South. Managed 3 in the west for close to 20 years. With the right partner any place is the right place.

I imagine on a dark stormy night with a Vampir I would

Maybe even a n oh heck any time

 

[VampirTARA]

cemetery. used to visit them often in the South. Managed 3 in the west for close to 20 years. With the right partner any place is the right place.

I imagine on a dark stormy night with a Vampir I would

Maybe even a n oh heck any time

A vampir , like whom?

 

[randomthought7]

I've been naked in a cemetery but have not had sex in one. I think it would be a very life-affirming experience.

 

[Bigspurt]

Rural

My significant mistress and I had a nice session in a cemetery, once. Not so much for the dearly departed but because it was a nice day and we wanted to get laid. The grass was cut and we were "over the hill" on the back side.

 

[bonnietaylor2]

.....

 

[carlsnake]

When my wife and got married, our first rental house was in a cemetery. I could reach out the kitchen window and touch a tombstone. In fact, the house was built so that it was lower than the nearest graves and I had to reach up to touch the tombstone. We had lots of sex near lots of dead people.

 

[lovecraft68]

Many times when I was young. Once in a mausoleum and several times out in the open on a grave.

Also broke into a few churches and did it there as well.

Its more the cheap thrill than the actual place.

 

[EctoJohn]

If I had a girl that started fooling around with me in a cemetary, I wouldn't stop her.
I wouldn't exactly call it a fantasy, but it's not a "no" either.

 

[FGB]

Cemetery ... to many times to even try to remember the count.

They were a favorite parking place when I was young, dumb and full of cum.

 

[donutLover]

Had a ex who liked to fuck on top of graves. Did her in the church itself once too.

 

[DashDot]

Cemeteries really did make for a great place to go parking and sometimes drinking. Many years ago I also dated a young man for several months who's family owned a mortuary and he and I made use of all five of the vehicles they had for their business.

 

[midwestyankee]

When I was in high school one girlfriend and I often stopped in a cemetery near her home for some private time. No sex actually happened, though a great deal took place in my head.

 

[BareBackRider2]

Who has fantasized or gotten laid in the macabre of a cemetery, a mortuary/ Funeral Home ?

Yes please.

Preferably in a rain storm.

You in a black flowing dress. Me in a long black coat.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[girlintexas99]

I used to live in a small rural texas town, there was an old cemetary out in a country road that wasn't really used anymore, either it was too full or people just weren't around that area that just didn't die too often. anyway when you needed a place to sneak off to, that was a good spot. you could spot cars coming for miles and even the middle of the day was good. Night time NO ONE came out ever. Took a lot of loads underneath a tree there. haha

 

[danno99]

I used to live in a small rural texas town, there was an old cemetary out in a country road that wasn't really used anymore, either it was too full or people just weren't around that area that just didn't die too often. anyway when you needed a place to sneak off to, that was a good spot. you could spot cars coming for miles and even the middle of the day was good. Night time NO ONE came out ever. Took a lot of loads underneath a tree there. haha

naughty girl

 

[VampirTARA]

Yes please.

Preferably in a rain storm.

You in a black flowing dress. Me in a long black coat.

Why did you choose me?

 

[DarkRaven363]

I have twice, The first time, the girl I was with was wicked creeped out. Like she just kinda laid there and kept looking around for the "boogie man" . The second time we were out there for at least two hours just playing and screwing against a big monumental memorial stone. It was amazing!!!

 

[4yourpleasureiam]

A vampir , like whom?

Like one in black rimmed glasses, long black hair and very sexy smile One who does not think she measures up but in reality is valuable beyond measure

 

[FunWhileItLasted]

Not gotten laid but...

Kissed, fondled/felt up while pressed against the back wall of a mausoleum. About two in the morning, shivering cold weather. Probably would have kept going but a police car made a pass through that section and we took off...

 

[rainbowdash30]

I sucked a guy off in a cemetery once, does that count? (We cut through it because it got us back to the street that we lived on quicker.)

 

[UhlBWett]

I once.........

Bent a sexy girl over a headstone, lifted her skirt, pulled her panties down and took her from behind. It was just before Halloween and right at dusk.....

 

[deskuser]

I was fucked doggie fashion bent over a wall in the parish church in the town centre by my ex's friend. Which was a double whammy because he was very attractive and my ex had cheated on me.