The New Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Right?

I mean, it's just food, technically, but......

*shiver*

Looks like something a Klingon would eat.

 

[Endless_Night]

Its true, having eyebrows professionally shaped really does make a difference. I can hardly believe it, I have silly not full eyebrows so thought it would be a bit of a waste of money, but they made them look so much better.

ROFL! My head was so full of the Ctthurkey that I read your blurt expecting it to hold to theme. I can't tell you how horrified - and confused - I was when I read:

"It's true, having eyebrows professionally shaped really does make a difference."



I dashed back to see if the Ctthurkey had eyebrows.

 

[Endless_Night]

Looks like something a Klingon would eat.

That is PERFECT!

*wipes brow*

Now that I can place in somehow all is right again in my universe.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

ROFL! My head was so full of the Ctthurkey that I read your blurt expecting it to hold to theme. I can't tell you how horrified - and confused - I was when I read:

"It's true, having eyebrows professionally shaped really does make a difference."



I dashed back to see if the Ctthurkey had eyebrows.

Nooooooooo!
That would have made it waaaaay too creepy!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Endless_Night]

Hmmm. Garlic does make everything better....but no. I think the thought of it having eyebrows - however fleeting - has killed any possibility of eating.

Actually....I foresee nightmares in my future!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Hmmm. Garlic does make everything better....but no. I think the thought of it having eyebrows - however fleeting - has killed any possibility of eating.

Actually....I force nightmares in my future!

I agree. The eyebrows give it a personality

 

[Endless_Night]

I agree. The eyebrows give it a personality

Urrrgh! *whole body shiver*

 

[BiBunny]

Its true, having eyebrows professionally shaped really does make a difference. I can hardly believe it, I have silly not full eyebrows so thought it would be a bit of a waste of money, but they made them look so much better.

It really does.

I have these icky, thick brows that'd grow all over my face, I think, if I'd let them. After I have them waxed, I look like a completely different person.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Turkey's are quite personable birds. One of the people I used to buy poultry from kept saying I would like them. He describes them as 'doggy'.

Maybe he meant the smell
Besides, aren't turkeys kind of famously stupid?
I guess that just a myth?

 

[Endless_Night]

Feeling festive, Collar?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Feeling festive, Collar?

It must be the Bailey's

 

[Endless_Night]

It must be the Bailey's

Straight? Or with coffee?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Straight? Or with coffee?

On my cocoa puffs!

 

[Cumference]

Maybe he meant the smell
Besides, aren't turkeys kind of famously stupid?
I guess that just a myth?

I know a son of a turkey farmer.

He simply hates those birds!

 

[MeekMe]

I didn't want to go out today, but I needed some things because of a surprise visit. So while checking out the cashier didn't scan one of my items and it happened to be the most expensive one in my bundle. It had gotten tangled with a lower priced item and she bagged them. Noticing the total I let her know she missed an item. I just wouldn't be able to live with myself if I had walked out without paying for it. :sigh:

In other news...

(^o^) Festive avatars are back!

 

[midwestyankee]

I waited to post until after Thanksgiving, because I found it a just little bit disturbing for some reason.

Looks like a practical solution if you have a few pescatarians in the family.

 

[Endless_Night]

Looks like a practical solution if you have a few pescatarians in the family.

No. No it does not. What is wrong with a nice pierce of salmon?

In other news...

(^o^) Festive avatars are back!

Yes, indeedy! Courtesy of Meeks!

 

[midwestyankee]

No. No it does not. What is wrong with a nice pierce of salmon?

You mean apart from the fact that a salmon doesn't have any place to hang earrings?

 

[Endless_Night]

You mean apart from the fact that a salmon doesn't have any place to hang earrings?

Earrings have no place on food.

*appalled hair toss*

 

[Endless_Night]

No. No it does not. What is wrong with a nice pierce of salmon?

Piece, not pierce.

*sigh*

Hmmm. Don't typos require spankings?

 

[cfuhrer]

Looks like a practical solution if you have a few pescatarians in the family.

But we're Lutheran.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

But we're Lutheran.

Then you just have to bless it before you eat it