Got a vasectomy...

RoryN

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No kids for me. Not a hasty decision, either - gave myself years before going through with it.

My doctor told me 30 ejaculations before a sperm test. (Screw Adderall; this is the best prescription, ever.)

What's your post-vasectomy life been like?
 
Never had one. I'm sure it's a fun experience though. One that I will surely regret missing on my death bed.
 
Is being the first poster in my threads gonna be a regular thing?

If so, awesome. Cade is probably dead, so I need someone new to bump my stuff.

If this goes like your last thread, I may be the only poster in your threads.
 
No kids for me. Not a hasty decision, either - gave myself years before going through with it.

My doctor told me 30 ejaculations before a sperm test. (Screw Adderall; this is the best prescription, ever.)

What's your post-vasectomy life been like?

Sorry I can't answer your question, but I have lots for you out of curiosity.

Does it hurt or was there discomfort?
Is it really reversible?
Why did you wait so long? I ask because I've always wonder why most guys don't do it, if it's truly reversible.
 
If this goes like your last thread, I may be the only poster in your threads.

You're at 24,674 posts in three years, compared to my 36,660 in twelve. And yet I've probably got 15+ threads that better the best of yours in post count.

Lots of effort, little payoff for you. (Hint: not being an idiot helps.)

Sorry I can't answer your question, but I have lots for you out of curiosity.

Does it hurt or was there discomfort?
Is it really reversible?
Why did you wait so long? I ask because I've always wonder why most guys don't do it, if it's truly reversible.

For me, the anesthetic needle wasn't one stab - it was two (though I didn't feel the second one; skin was already numb from the first). They made sure the Novocaine got to where it needed to be on both sides, so it was moved around quite a bit while the plunger was going down. That stung, but really not a big deal, and over quickly.

It is reversible, but there's no guarantee that it'll work. It's also a far more invasive surgery with lots of cutting, and costs a fortune. By contrast, my insurance covered all but $35 of my vasectomy.
 
No kids for me. Not a hasty decision, either - gave myself years before going through with it.

My doctor told me 30 ejaculations before a sperm test. (Screw Adderall; this is the best prescription, ever.)

What's your post-vasectomy life been like?


Good for you, we need to stop the racist kind
 
You're at 24,674 posts in three years, compared to my 36,660 in twelve. And yet I've probably got 15+ threads that better the best of yours in post count.

Lots of effort, little payoff for you. (Hint: not being an idiot helps.)

That's because you have "evolved". lol
 
Good for you, we need to stop the racist kind

In your neo-Nazi pretend world, that means eliminating all ethnic minorities. One day, you'll have the balls to admit that's what you want. Maybe.

Meanwhile, back to my balls...
 
Nature has a way of assuring that the best genetic material is passed forward, and conversely.
 
Do you have to ice it... I would think after the numbing wears off icing would be uncomfortable. I knew a guy years ago who was walking like a penguin for three days after and he was carrying ice with him putting it in his lap when he would sit down
 
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In your neo-Nazi pretend world, that means eliminating all ethnic minorities. One day, you'll have the balls to admit that's what you want. Maybe.

Meanwhile, back to my balls...


there we go ... awesome. you a are previous, little racist asshat


maybe you need to protest and go steal a large screen TV from Best Buy in the name of #BlackLivesMatter :rolleyes:
 
For me, the anesthetic needle wasn't one stab - it was two (though I didn't feel the second one; skin was already numb from the first). They made sure the Novocaine got to where it needed to be on both sides, so it was moved around quite a bit while the plunger was going down. That stung, but really not a big deal, and over quickly.

It is reversible, but there's no guarantee that it'll work. It's also a far more invasive surgery with lots of cutting, and costs a fortune. By contrast, my insurance covered all but $35 of my vasectomy.

Thanks. I didn't count on the invasive aspect of reversal, but of course, that makes sense. Gotta really be sure!
 
I had an ablation years ago and at the same time I got my tubes tied... my surgeon looked at my then boyfriend and said are you sure you don't want to just get a vasectomy, it is much less invasive. I watched him literally cringe and laughed. No one was going near his junk with sharp pointy objects... I didn't care about getting my tubes tied anyway, after the ablation you cannot carry a child to term and I already had a daughter. The look on his face was classic.
 
I had an ablation years ago and at the same time I got my tubes tied... my surgeon looked at my then boyfriend and said are you sure you don't want to just get a vasectomy, it is much less invasive. I watched him literally cringe and laughed. No one was going near his junk with sharp pointy objects... I didn't care about getting my tubes tied anyway, after the ablation you cannot carry a child to term and I already had a daughter. The look on his face was classic.

I guess he got that call right.
 
Sperm could be frozen at the same time, to be used if desired. Storage is a cost implication of course, but at least then pregnancy is planned and wanted.

A few years ago I considered freezing my eggs, but the cost of storage put me off. Well, that and the pain and drama involved with the effort of harvesting them. Apparently, at least for eggs, the percentage of people who end up taking them out of storage for use is surprisingly low, after all of that.
 
Do you have to ice it... I would think after the numbing wears off icing would be uncomfortable. I knew a guy years ago who was walking like a penguin for three days after and he was carrying ice with him putting it in his lap when he would sit down

Imagine having the worst case of blue balls known to mankind, and then a beautiful lady grabs hold of your penis and strokes you to oblivion until your very soul has erupted all over her fingers and arm - and she breathes her delight into your ear after she's eaten a Peppermint Patty.

That's what it feels like to sit on a bag of Bird's Eye frozen peas after the procedure.

(And yes, I'm still walking like Chilly Willy.)
 
A few years ago I considered freezing my eggs, but the cost of storage put me off. Well, that and the pain and drama with the effort of harvesting them. Apparently, at least for eggs, the percentage of people go who end up taking them out of storage for use is surprisingly low, after all of that.

Why not just use them now?
 
Imagine having the worst case of blue balls known to mankind, and then a beautiful lady grabs hold of your penis and strokes you to oblivion until your very soul has erupted all over her fingers and arm - and she breathes her delight into your ear after she's eaten a Peppermint Patty.

That's what it feels like to sit on a bag of Bird's Eye frozen peas after the procedure.

(And yes, I'm still walking like Chilly Willy.)

well, that first part sounded like it would be kind of hot... ?
 
...my surgeon looked at my then boyfriend and said are you sure you don't want to just get a vasectomy, it is much less invasive. I watched him literally cringe and laughed. No one was going near his junk with sharp pointy objects...

I found out that lots of guys feel this way.

I get it, but that fear was never a factor for me. All I cared about was the benefits.
 
Imagine having the worst case of blue balls known to mankind, and then a beautiful lady grabs hold of your penis and strokes you to oblivion until your very soul has erupted all over her fingers and arm - and she breathes her delight into your ear after she's eaten a Peppermint Patty.

That's what it feels like to sit on a bag of Bird's Eye frozen peas after the procedure.

(And yes, I'm still walking like Chilly Willy.)

I don't have a penis, but I want the first part of that to happen to me.
 
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