#ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies

Poor ole racist shit stain miles is bothered by the audacity of them uppity black folks to create a hashtag to talk about thanksgiving.
 
Let's be honest, black social media is far more entertaining than white social media.
 
My best friend and his wife are coming over to my sister's with my wife and I this year. Seeing as how they are black, I'm actually earning PC points this year!:rolleyes:

What a load of shit all this race stuff is.
 
My best friend and his wife are coming over to my sister's with my wife and I this year. Seeing as how they are black, I'm actually earning PC points this year!:rolleyes:

What a load of shit all this race stuff is.

When you think about it, we used to be all hooked together in one big land mass and God goes, "Where's the entertainment in that?"

And split the world into continents.
 
When you think about it, we used to be all hooked together in one big land mass and God goes, "Where's the entertainment in that?"

And split the world into continents.

Right. Wasn't the story that the people were building a tower to reach God and in order to stop them God made it so they suddenly started speaking different languages and they couldn't under stand each other? Then they had to wander around and find people who spoke similar language?

Or am I confused with some other mythological story?

It all blurs together.
 
Mine will be #mysisterandItryingnottokillherson'sfinaceandherdisgustingbrothertoday
 
Right. Wasn't the story that the people were building a tower to reach God and in order to stop them God made it so they suddenly started speaking different languages and they couldn't under stand each other? Then they had to wander around and find people who spoke similar language?

Or am I confused with some other mythological story?

It all blurs together.

the Tower of Babel - before when we all allegedly spoke one language. One of my favorites.

Mine will be #mysisterandItryingnottokillherson'sfinaceandherdisgustingbrothertoday

And I so love Thanksgiving for moments like this. Reminds me of the movie Home for the Holidays with Holly Hunter and Robert Downy, Jr.

This year I will get to torment my sister who has neglected to tell our parents she took a job on the other side of the continent. It will hopefully detract the attention off me and my shortcomings :D
 
Funny.

#ThanksgivingWithAsianFamilies exists as well, and yet Miles didn't make a thread about that and how it made his eyeballs roll over.

Hmmm. Guess whatever black people decide to do for themselves for fun's sake that becomes a thing just threatens some white people who can't ever understand why something black or ethnic gets so popular without centering them first!

http://38.media.tumblr.com/786f5ca688291184e01ae3102b742fbd/tumblr_inline_nooeadoVc41qfa8wb_500.gif

Maybe Miles got upset that they didn't explain this to him or invite him in. Poor dude, getting left out of all the fun like that! :D
 
Right. Wasn't the story that the people were building a tower to reach God and in order to stop them God made it so they suddenly started speaking different languages and they couldn't under stand each other? Then they had to wander around and find people who spoke similar language?

Or am I confused with some other mythological story?

It all blurs together.

Nope, Tower of Babel, you got your myth correct! Of course I've never really been certain how exactly that worked out. I mean blue prints are fairly universal. It should have taken all of a couple weeks for people to figure out enough of each other's languages to communicate the only important thing. Put the big bricks at the bottom and the small bricks at the top. Oh and make more goddamn bricks. When we get to heaven we're all gonna punch that guy in the dick for doing this to us.
 
Funny.

#ThanksgivingWithAsianFamilies exists as well, and yet Miles didn't make a thread about that and how it made his eyeballs roll over.

Well, now I want to find out how Thanksgiving with Asian families is so different. You're a tease.
 
Funny.

#ThanksgivingWithAsianFamilies exists as well, and yet Miles didn't make a thread about that and how it made his eyeballs roll over.

Hmmm. Guess whatever black people decide to do for themselves for fun's sake that becomes a thing just threatens some white people who can't ever understand why something black or ethnic gets so popular without centering them first!

http://38.media.tumblr.com/786f5ca688291184e01ae3102b742fbd/tumblr_inline_nooeadoVc41qfa8wb_500.gif

Maybe Miles got upset that they didn't explain this to him or invite him in. Poor dude, getting left out of all the fun like that! :D

Miles is sticking with #Thanksgivingwithangryoldlitracists where he feels safe and relevant.
 
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