I think the CIA has bugged my computer

[Mike_Yates]

I made a sarcastic statement on facebook about the CIA's well-documented involvement in international narcotics trafficking, and I think they might have bugged/installed surveillance malware onto my computer.

What do I do?

 

[whtwlf1790]

I made a sarcastic statement on facebook about the CIA's well-documented involvement in international narcotics trafficking, and I think they might have bugged/installed surveillance malware onto my computer.

What do I do?

Why do you think they bugged you?

 

[great lover]

I made a sarcastic statement on facebook about the CIA's well-documented involvement in international narcotics trafficking, and I think they might have bugged/installed surveillance malware onto my computer.

What do I do?

Thanksgiving deals are going on. Buy a new computer!

 

[Mike_Yates]

Why do you think they bugged you?

I got into an argument on facebook with a former CIA employee about the agency's history of drug trafficking.

 

[LittleminxXX]

Excellent and witty point! Kudos to you sir

 

[whtwlf1790]

I got into an argument on facebook with a former CIA employee about the agency's history of drug trafficking.

Ok, but what gives you.cause to suspect it, just the argument or is your computer acting weird

 

[BoyNextDoor]

What do I do?

Log off. And never, ever log back in, ever again. Ever.

 

[sirburps]

stop being paranoid.

 

[SuprSalor]

Why would they bother with bugging your computer when they can simply ask the dishwasher all they want to know.

 

[Hypoxia]

Of COURSE all your communicaions / entertainment and kitchen appliances, and cars, are bugged by gov't agencies. They ALL are. What you can do about it:

1) Move off the grid; live in a cave.
2) Use your own generator or solar.
3) Communicate via carrier pigeon.
4) Shoot anyone who approaches.

See? You need only simplify your life. Eat organic. Poop regularly. Think good thoughts.

 

[Setanta84]

Find Heahyr Hoffman, kill her, drink her blood, and listen to the Song of Nature. Only then will you learn the secret to defeating The Man.

 

[Hard_Rom]

I made a sarcastic statement on facebook about the CIA's well-documented involvement in international narcotics trafficking, and I think they might have bugged/installed surveillance malware onto my computer.

What do I do?

Defect to Russia!

 

[GforGraham]

Just get some bug spray and fumigate it.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Well, shortly thereafter I was followed by black sedans with tinted windows and followed on foot by shady looking men who acted strange around me.

I'm only assuming it these were people from the US intelligence community who were investigating me for my comments on facebook about CIA drug running.

Evidently these secret agent men were not inconspicuous enough to evade my uncanny paranoia about anything and everything....

If there is anyone that you DON'T want to troll, it's the CIA.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Why would they bother with bugging your computer when they can simply ask the dishwasher all they want to know.

It sends regular reports and recruited his microwave to assist.

 

[Mike_Yates]

It sends regular reports and recruited his microwave to assist.

Well, it was candidly admitted that the govt' puts hidden microphones in all modern appliances.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Well, shortly thereafter I was followed by black sedans with tinted windows and followed on foot by shady looking men who acted strange around me.

I'm only assuming it these were people from the US intelligence community who were investigating me for my comments on facebook about CIA drug running.

Evidently these secret agent men were not inconspicuous enough to evade my uncanny paranoia about anything and everything....

If there is anyone that you DON'T want to troll, it's the CIA.

The CIA couldn't track a badly wounded moose in fresh snow!

Stop hanging around the limo service car wash.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Or it could have been Heathyr Hoffman's people, or a combination of both.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Well, it was candidly admitted that the govt' puts hidden microphones in all modern appliances.

It makes as much sense as other things I've read. I wouldn't think the government would be interested in me, I'm boring.

 

[Hypoxia]

It makes as much sense as other things I've read. I wouldn't think the government would be interested in me, I'm boring.

Have you read your FBI files yet?

 

[Hard_Rom]

Well, it was candidly admitted that the govt' puts hidden microphones in all modern appliances.

That is ridiculous. Our governments do not put microphones in appliances!


They can monitor your activities just fine through your TV, computer or phone screen. Even when turned off.

They actually can turn on your landline phone even with it hung up!

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

That would be the FBI since they handle the domestic idiots while the CIA deals with idiots on foreign soil.

But the reality is neither. This is just a new facet of your mental breakdown, congrats!

 

[Mike_Yates]

That is ridiculous. Our governments do not put microphones in appliances!


They can monitor your activities just fine through your TV, computer or phone screen. Even when turned off.

They actually can turn on your landline phone even with it hung up!

How do they see you through your screen?

Is your screen a camera?

 

[oddity83]

If its a virus like program that uses your cam and mike i would shut down your anti virus and start hitting all the questionable websites you can find, with luck the cia program will take some of webs worst back to its masters.

 

[Hard_Rom]

How do they see you through your screen?

Is your screen a camera?

How do I know! I'm not a fucking scientist! I just know I'm right! While being left.