Literate libertine in pursuit of an ingenious inamorata.

[PhallusOperandi]

Precisely what it says on the tin. If you happen to be a clever woman with a libido that requires fairly deep depravity to be fulfilled, I'd like to chat with you. Subjugation and messy endings are optional, but par for the course.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Write more please. Most arousing thing I have read all day (since it just started 56 min ago)

 

[Penuche]

Precisely what it says on the tin. If you happen to be a clever woman with a libido that requires fairly deep depravity to be fulfilled, I'd like to chat with you. Subjugation and messy endings are optional, but par for the course.

Lit needs more men like you - stick around!

 

[PhallusOperandi]

Well, I can't pursue much of anything if I up and disappear. Consider your wish granted.

 

[Penuche]

Well, I can't pursue much of anything if I up and disappear. Consider your wish granted.

Glad to hear it. BTW your PM manners are impeccable.

 

[nowat41]

This one is really nice and catching.
Im sure you will find what you are looking for.

 

[PhallusOperandi]

This one is really nice and catching.
Im sure you will find what you are looking for.

Kind of you to say so. There's certainly no lack of morale on my end, what with my heads being held high.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Kind of you to say so. There's certainly no lack of morale on my end, what with my heads being held high.

I was so excited thinking you were making a reference to linkin park's "hands held high" until I looked closer and realized it was heads. That certainly paints a much more vivid picture in my mind.

 

[PhallusOperandi]

Glad to hear it. I figure I might as well write something provocative if the opportunity arises.

"I do not paint with my hands; he who paints with his hands has forgotten the face of his father. I paint with my head."

 

[Iceprincess12]

Glad to hear it. I figure I might as well write something provocative if the opportunity arises. "I do not paint with my hands; he who paints with his hands has forgotten the face of his father. I paint with my head."

Well the picture is already provocative. Heads, plural...

 

[PhallusOperandi]

Plural heads indeed! The only question that remains is, "Which happens to do the painting?"

 

[Iceprincess12]

Plural heads indeed! The only question that remains is, "Which happens to do the painting?"

The Gunslinger would reply "whichever can hold the brush"

 

[PhallusOperandi]

The Gunslinger would reply "whichever can hold the brush"

Quite right. A pity it doesn't narrow down the choices.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Quite right. A pity it doesn't narrow down the choices.

Very nice! I will let you stay on top with that.

 

[reallyunsure]

Ok, "Phallus Operandi" is a fucking clever name. Hat tip to you, sir.

 

[Aphro]

Kind of you to say so. There's certainly no lack of morale on my end, what with my heads being held high.

Ok, I laughed. Well played.

Plus the best username I have seen in ages.

Bump for you.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Any other words of passion to share?

 

[PhallusOperandi]

Much obliged for the steady praise. It's a wonder what a bit of pretentious bastardization can do when one pulls a Janus and two heads share one mind.

With regard to the passion: interested ladies are welcome and encouraged to inquire further.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Much obliged for the steady praise. It's a wonder what a bit of pretentious bastardization can do when one pulls a Janus and two heads share one mind.

With regard to the passion: interested ladies are welcome and encouraged to inquire further.

Nothing good is ever free is it?

 

[PhallusOperandi]

Nothing good is ever free is it?

Honestly, I'm rather a fan of making the first hit free. Can't have addiction without diction.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Honestly, I'm rather a fan of making the first hit free. Can't have addiction without diction.

I feel the same way about ego stroking. First one is free, the rest don't exist

 

[nkdoldman]

Interesting banter

Quite right. A pity it doesn't narrow down the choices.

Those last few messages reminds me of a joke I heard a long time ago: What did the elephant say to the naked man?

Answer: Welllll, that's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?

 

[PhallusOperandi]

Brings a new meaning to "elephantine." I'm sure there's a fetish or five squirreled away there.

 

[Sooutthere303]

Hey there, let's chat! Capture my mind, and let's see where we can take each other. My kik is Sooutthere

 

[PhallusOperandi]

The inability to delete posts on Literotica: truly the height of cosmic cruelty.