How long before the inevitable, great GB hoedown begins?

[IrezumiKiss]

How long before only "do-si-do" dancing, as deemed by the wildboss and urged on by her progressive minions, becomes the official shimmy of the once great GB?

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[JohnnySavage]

At the first hint of banjo music, I'm outta here!

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[parodyluvr75]

http://youtu.be/0bt9xBuGWgw

 

[Aglaopheme]

I've fallen and....

 

[Saint Peter]

Get up and dance!

 

[Aglaopheme]

Hoe up!

 

[Saint Peter]

you know I can dance...

 

[Aglaopheme]

I think I can dance. Now I have to go listen to it.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Are we doing line dances? If so, I'm in!

 

[spacekowboy]

Help! I'm white and I can't get down!

 

[Saint Peter]

I got it all together now
With my very own disco clothes, hey!
My shirt's half open, t'show you my chains
N' the spoon for up my nose
I am really somethin'
That's what you'd prob'ly say
So smoke your little smoke
Drink your little drink
While I dance the night away, I'm a
Dancin' fool, I'm a
Dancin' fool,

I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
Fool-uh!


~Zappa

 

[Wings]

I prefer a good old fashioned hootenanny.

 

[doctor_insanus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9SrXRNPRCA

 

[spacekowboy]

Are we doing line dances? If so, I'm in!

Yeah, no. I draw the line at line dancing.

 

[Saint Peter]

I prefer a good old fashioned hootenanny.

What makes it old fashioned?

 

[Wings]

What makes it old fashioned?

The brandy I assume.

 

[Wings]

Maybe it's the cherry.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Yeah, no. I draw the line at line dancing.

 

[spacekowboy]

The brandy I assume.

And the old timey music.

 

[Wings]

And the old timey music.

And playing the washboard!

 

[Wings]

He draws the line at line dancing means he actually draws a line and then dances on it. Tricky bastard that he is.

 

[toubab]

I prefer a good old fashioned hootenanny.

Me too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV4ytI0ZgHc

 

[Wings]

And playing the washboard!

And blowing into some jugs.


I could go for some jug blowing.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

He draws the line at line dancing means he actually draws a line and then dances on it. Tricky bastard that he is.

Oh, I misunderstood. That sounds entertaining, actually!

 

[spacekowboy]

There has never been a more ridiculous pastime in the history of ever.

I'll be on the porch drinking beer and watching carcassess burn in bug zapper.