How many of you progressives cream your pasta like this?

[IrezumiKiss]

http://www.olgasflavorfactory.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Chicken-and-Veggie-Fettuccine-Alfredo-550x367.jpg

http://www.joyofkosher.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Light-Fettuccini-Alfredo.jpg

http://guardianlv.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Health-Conscious-Food-Recipes-Chicken-Spaghetti-Alfredo-Surprise.jpg

http://s3.favim.com/orig/41/alfredo-chicken-food-pasta-sauce-Favim.com-348998.jpg

http://www.gourmetdaytoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/alfredo-005.jpg

https://ramyunbowl.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/luffy-drooling.gif

It's been a while since I've eaten Alfredo. Getting hungry just looking at it.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

You mother fucker. Why can't we choose both???

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Fata Morgana]

Oh this thread.

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/shells_and_cheese_foreskin_zps7n9241xr.gif

 

[parodyluvr75]

I love both, once again, one of your threads has made me hungry.

 

[Jennifer]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/shells_and_cheese_foreskin_zps7n9241xr.gif

I can't even.

Edited to add: I can't even look away. And I am about to make mac and cheese for dinner.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I can't even.

Edited to add: I can't even look away. And I am about to make mac and cheese for dinner.

I'm coming over. Praps we could persuade Doctor Cuntface to push it out of his cock for us?

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

A lovely sauce made with butter, cream, wine, and just a touch of tomato paste, or roasted tomato.

A blushing pink sauce, that looks so tempting, when grated cheese is added to the sauced pasta.

 

[Fata Morgana]

A lovely sauce made with butter, cream, wine, and just a touch of tomato paste, or roasted tomato.

A blushing pink sauce, that looks so tempting, when grated cheese is added to the sauced pasta.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/cum_zpsavdljy1h.gif

 

[doctor_insanus]

I don't have the foreskinitude to push shells out of my cock.

I can whip you up a nice alfredo sauce, though.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I don't have the foreskinitude to push shells out of my cock.

I can whip you up a nice alfredo sauce, though.

You can make one out of sheep's stomach.

Good man.

 

[Jennifer]

You can make one out of sheep's stomach.

Good man.

We can make him stir our drinks with his cock. I bet he's a good enough host to indulge us.

 

[Fata Morgana]

We can make him stir our drinks with his cock. I bet he's a good enough host to indulge us.

Ooh. Doc Cock in Baileys.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Cold pesto sauce, to keep your cunt cool during the summer.
Warm tomato blush cream wine sauce to keep your cunt warm in winter.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Cold pesto sauce, to keep your cunt cool during the summer.
Warm tomato blush cream wine sauce to keep your cunt warm in winter.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/hyper_zps55835392.gif

 

[doctor_insanus]

You can make one out of sheep's stomach.

Good man.

We can make him stir our drinks with his cock. I bet he's a good enough host to indulge us.

Sheep's stomach and cock-stirring.

I like this kind of party!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Ooh. Doc Cock in Baileys.

!!!

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Ah! If you had not given me the idea of having My Ogre Husband stir my Coffee Cabinet coffee milk drink, I would not have found out that cabinet evolved from carbonate, as in carbonated fizzy water.

Kah bin et = carbonate

New England has strange regional accents, just as Olde England does.

I do not know if anyone in New England has dags. Maybe, New Hampshire.


We keep the Autocrat coffee syrup in a cabinet. It does not need refrigeration.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Ah! If you had not given me the idea of having My Ogre Husband stir my Coffee Cabinet coffee milk drink, I would not have found out that cabinet evolved from carbonate, as in carbonated fizzy water.

Kah bin et = carbonate

New England has strange regional accents, just as Olde England does.

I do not know if anyone in New England has dags. Maybe, New Hampshire.


We keep the Autocrat coffee syrup in a cabinet. It does not need refrigeration.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_muihsuA7No1svahm4o2_400_zpsdamissxq.gif

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

No. No. I do not want to purchase a caravan.
I will purchase a trailer in America. *shiver*

 

[JohnnySavage]

I make a killer Alfredo. The key is a dash of nutmeg.

 

[JohnnySavage]

My Carbonara is also first rate.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I make a killer Alfredo. The key is a dash of nutmeg.

and don't forget the pepper.

Ah, this is one time my thread works against me, because even though I stocked up on pasta, I have no Alfredo sauce in the kitch!

 

[JohnnySavage]

and don't forget the pepper.

Ah, this is one time my thread works against me, because even though I stocked up on pasta, I have no Alfredo sauce in the kitch!

You don't have flour, butter, cream and cheese in your cave? What kind of third-world shanty town are you living in?!