Sex Versus Food

Mischka

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This quiz made me laugh, if only for the sheer creativity in the food options. I was surprised, however, by how so many of these incredibly hot beefcakes were beaten out by food. What say you? Which options do you prefer?
 
Idris Elba/lemon bars was a no brainer. Fuck, I'd let that man do nasty things to me.
 
The link is not working for me. If it's between good food and "beefcakes", I'd most likely pick the food. If we're talking over all and I could live without food, I'd pick sex.
 
The link doesn't work for me either.

It's a good question though. I happen to be hungry at the moment and I wonder whether I'd rather look at photos of hot looking people or perfectly presented foodstuffs.
 
Okay. I live with a sex god built like a superhero and I'm feeling VERY hungry, so I found myself looking at the food first, deciding whether or not it's gross and basing my decision on that.

However, Idris Elba vs Lemon Bars was a tough one.

Nutella Kale vs DiCaprio a no brainer (Nutella, obviously)

Any decision involving me eating melted cheese is a default win for the hot guy.
 
Is Ryan Gosling in one of these? This is important.
Yes he is. And yes it is.

However, Idris Elba vs Lemon Bars was a tough one.
I do love me some lemon bars, but I can make those any time. And Idris? Holy yum.

I'd let him do nasty things to me with lemon bars.

<insert appropriate Zumi gif>
I like the way you think.
For me, Liam Hensworth and Chris Pratt were the no-brainers. The food didn't stand a chance.
Chris Pratt, Idris, Joe M, and - surprisingly - Jon Snow were my no-brainers. The Jon Snow scenario actually made me whimper, and I don't recall what food they put him up against.
 
I never realized how attractive Michael Mcconaughey is until I saw him being all mysterious and dysfunctional in True Detective. Maybe my libido was waiting for the silver at his temples to come in.

Yes he is. And yes it is.

I do love me some lemon bars, but I can make those any time. And Idris? Holy yum.

A very good point!
 
I never realized how attractive Michael Mcconaughey is until I saw him being all mysterious and dysfunctional in True Detective. Maybe my libido was waiting for the silver at his temples to come in.



A very good point!

Michael?
 

Oops, Matthew, of course!

By the way -- weird but true: the goblin in my machine brings up Matthew (and only Matthew) Mcconaughey when I type Michael into Google. There can be only one!
 
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Oops, Matthew, of course!

By the way -- weird but true: the goblin in my machine brings up Matthew (and only Matthew) Mcconaughey when I type Michael into Google. There can be only one!

He's the McConaughey brother no one speaks of.
 
I never realized how attractive Michael Mcconaughey is until I saw him being all mysterious and dysfunctional in True Detective. Maybe my libido was waiting for the silver at his temples to come in.



A very good point!

This is very true for me too. He never did owt for me before when he always had his chest out.
 
The only actual real yes I'd get from this is Chris Pratt because that man is FUNNY, and apparently he gets crabby when he lost weight and took up training.

I'd feed him and end up with Parks and Rec Chris Pratt and then hand him back to Anna Faris because really, he loves that woman.
 
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