The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIII: For Argument's Sake; Why Do Humans Feel Compelled...

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I only want to hit them with long dick.

Just don't make Sandra look bad.
After all, she's the one who plucked you from brick city and made you an upstanding citizen.
It's gonna look bad enough when you fail the drug test and get traded to the Eagles.
But that's not til the sequel.
 
There was this lady at the grocery store the other day. And instead of standing behind the cart and pushing it like a normal person, she was standing to the side of it and pulling it. I don't know why but it made me extremely aggravated. :mad: It's like, the wrongest thing I've ever seen!
 
Just don't make Sandra look bad.
After all, she's the one who plucked you from brick city and made you an upstanding citizen.
It's gonna look bad enough when you fail the drug test and get traded to the Eagles.
But that's not til the sequel.

Philly probably would be better. The Jets are too close to home, so I know I would be doing a lot of stupid shit. I probably was still in the hood, and making all that money.
 
"Doing a lot of stupid shit" seems to be a recurring theme in Smootlife.
*nods* Hey smoot, if you enjoy sucking dick in jail, let everyone know by calling me fat again...
 
"Doing a lot of stupid shit" seems to be a recurring theme in Smootlife.
*nods* Hey smoot, if you enjoy sucking dick in jail, let everyone know by calling me fat again...

Aye Rob, you got so skinny. I guess that surgery to lose weight really helped you. Instead of burning calories like the rest of us.
 
Philly probably would be better. The Jets are too close to home, so I know I would be doing a lot of stupid shit. I probably was still in the hood, and making all that money.

Yeah, you'd be gettin hit up by all those friends you never knew.
In Philly, they don't give a shit what you done as long as you win.
I think they even recruit prison leagues.
 
Yeah, you'd be gettin hit up by all those friends you never knew.
In Philly, they don't give a shit what you done as long as you win.
I think they even recruit prison leagues.

Plus I finally get the chance to taste a official Philly cheesesteak. I will lead the league in INTs that season.
 
There was this lady at the grocery store the other day. And instead of standing behind the cart and pushing it like a normal person, she was standing to the side of it and pulling it. I don't know why but it made me extremely aggravated. :mad: It's like, the wrongest thing I've ever seen!

Did it never occur to you that maybe she couldn't push it?
After surgery, I couldn't push grocery carts, I could pull them though.

Why should you care anyway?
 
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