pensivepoet
Love dangerously
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- May 21, 2014
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So when I become a Jet, I can fuck as many white girls as I want?
Yep!
But you can't hit on em cuz you'll have money.
You'll have to take your frustration out on Brady.
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So when I become a Jet, I can fuck as many white girls as I want?
no worries, brah
your witty charm will drive the white girls crazy
When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette to your last dying day...
Yep!
But you can't hit on em cuz you'll have money.
You'll have to take your frustration out on Brady.
I only want to hit them with long dick.
Love my Patriots. Haters going to hate.
Just don't make Sandra look bad.
After all, she's the one who plucked you from brick city and made you an upstanding citizen.
It's gonna look bad enough when you fail the drug test and get traded to the Eagles.
But that's not til the sequel.
"Doing a lot of stupid shit" seems to be a recurring theme in Smootlife.
*nods* Hey smoot, if you enjoy sucking dick in jail, let everyone know by calling me fat again...
Philly probably would be better. The Jets are too close to home, so I know I would be doing a lot of stupid shit. I probably was still in the hood, and making all that money.
Aye Rob, you got so skinny. I guess that surgery to lose weight really helped you. Instead of burning calories like the rest of us.
Yeah, you'd be gettin hit up by all those friends you never knew.
In Philly, they don't give a shit what you done as long as you win.
I think they even recruit prison leagues.
Not being able to afford food ≠ burning calories.
Love my Patriots. Haters going to hate.
silver gurl and deathbypickle = same person?![]()
There was this lady at the grocery store the other day. And instead of standing behind the cart and pushing it like a normal person, she was standing to the side of it and pulling it. I don't know why but it made me extremely aggravated.It's like, the wrongest thing I've ever seen!
Wolf Hall has returned!
yay!