SusanJillParker's Thread. Welcome. Free Coffee with a Kind Word.

[SusanJillParker]

Hi all. Good morning. Welcome to SusanJillParker's thread where I offer you a free cup of coffee with a kind word or two, probably more (lol). All I ask is that you be kind and respectful. Those who cannot behave will be ignored and/or shown the door by Big Louie.

As you can see, I decorated the thread to look like a living room with carpet, drapes, overstuffed, comfortable chairs, and even a big screen TV for us to watch the really good football games such as the New England Patriots and the really good baseball games, such as the Boston Red Sox. We could watch the Boston Bruins and the Boston Celtics too, but I'm not as much of a hockey and basketball fan as I am a football and basketball fan.

I have a little kitchenette in back where I make the coffee. It's just as small thread but I'm hoping as more people frequent this thread that I can get a bigger thread. The thread that Scouries had, a bank foreclosure, was three bedroom and three 1/2 baths. It was a two story thread with a full basement.

He had an Olympic size swimming pool in the basement, a full bar on the first floor with a full size pool table, and bedrooms on the second floor. Then, he also had the big red button that I always pushed to let out the dancing girls and confetti, balloons, and loud music. That was fun.

The coffee is ready. Please feel free to ask me for a cup. Please don't just grab a cup. For insurance purposes, I'd rather if you'd let me serve you.

Sorry but other than water, the only thing I serve is coffee. With apologies to my UK fans, I don't have any tea. Seriously, I'd rather kiss my brother than to drink tea. Yuck.

Unless you bring your own to share, I can't afford to buy everyone donuts and coffeecake. Moreover, being that I drink my coffee, Starbucks French Roast, black with no sugar, those of you who'd like cream and sugar, need to supply your own. All I supply is coffee and the paper, Literotica coffee cups with the lady logo along with some interesting conversation, I hope.

So, who would like a cup of coffee?

 

[loquere]

Asper the other thread.

This time I'd like a clear awnser on why you used the term "Secretaries." I considered it sexist and deeply offensive.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Asper the other thread.

This time I'd like a clear awnser on why you used the term "Secretaries." I considered it sexist and deeply offensive.

"Big Louie, please show Mr. Loquere the door."

 

[SusanJillParker]

Asper the other thread.

This time I'd like a clear awnser on why you used the term "Secretaries." I considered it sexist and deeply offensive.

Bye! I answered your question three times already.

I told you that Tiffany and Crystal chose to be called secretaries instead of administrative assistants or vice-presidents of appointments. Was that clear enough for you? Maybe you should write down my answer to prevent yourself from asking the same question over and again.

"Damn, I can't imagine this guy with his wife or boyfriend asking the same question over and again."

"Why can't we have sex? Why can't we have sex? Why can't we have sex?"

 

[TxRad]

More hey look at me bullshit.

More in everyone's face so you can distrupt the AH.

Give it a rest. No one cares.

You'd have more luck doing what you've been told from the very started in your first incarnation. Make friends, have fun, join in. Stop the bullshit and bologna. Some people never learn.

 

[SusanJillParker]

More hey look at me bullshit.

More in everyone's face so you can distrupt the AH.

Give it a rest. No one cares.

You'd have more luck doing what you've been told from the very started in your first incarnation. Make friends, have fun, join in. Stop the bullshit and bologna. Some people never learn.

Thank you so very much for bumping my thread to the top. You are very kind. Would you like a cup of coffee?

 

[TxRad]

Thank you for bumping my post to the top. More people can read it now.

No thank you on the coffee. I have my own.

 

[SusanJillParker]

More hey look at me bullshit.

More in everyone's face so you can distrupt the AH.

Give it a rest. No one cares.

You'd have more luck doing what you've been told from the very started in your first incarnation. Make friends, have fun, join in. Stop the bullshit and bologna. Some people never learn.

Sorry. Pardon my ignorance. I haven't had my coffee yet. I've been too busy passing out free coffee to others.

Now, you must be more specific for me to understand your meaning. Precisely which nonsensical threads on the Author's Hangout Forum Board am I disrupting with my nonsense?

I'll have you know as one of the most prolific author's on the site, as long as I don't break any rules, I have as much right to post here with my nonsense as you do with your idiotic and mean spirited posts.

Thank you for your post and have a nice day.

 

[Nathan_Brazil]

I brought my own beverage...

But I'm always willing to sit and talk.

 

[jaycox]

I would love a cup of coffee. When you deliver it, please wear that elegant gown I bought you for your birthday ball last summer. I always liked the cleavage and low back, Susan.

I notice your fans just can't stay away from you. Such a polite and friendly bunch.

 

[jaycox]

I forgot, Susan, I like cream and Splenda with my coffee. How can I get some? Do you have special plans for us regulars so we can get some condiments too? (lol)

 

[jaycox]

More than coffee?

I would like some writing advice. Do you do house calls?

 

[SusanJillParker]

But I'm always willing to sit and talk.

Grab a chair and make yourself comfortable. Would you like some coffee?

 

[SusanJillParker]

I would love a cup of coffee. When you deliver it, please wear that elegant gown I bought you for your birthday ball last summer. I always liked the cleavage and low back, Susan.

I notice your fans just can't stay away from you. Such a polite and friendly bunch.

Sorry Daddy. Too cold for a gown. Just my jeans and sweatshirt today but if you behave yourself, I'll flash you my tits later (lol).

 

[SusanJillParker]

I forgot, Susan, I like cream and Splenda with my coffee. How can I get some? Do you have special plans for us regulars so we can get some condiments too? (lol)

Sorry. I supply the coffee and the conversation. It's up to you to supply the condiments.

 

[jaycox]

Where are your friends today? They don't like coffee, I guess. Perhaps you have to expand your menu to keep their interest?

I must go read now. I love to read and re-read your stories.

 

[sr71plt]

And now Freddie's been reduced to talking to himself.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Hello, Mr. Pretend Pilot," said Susan giving him the hairy eyeball. "Would you like a cup of coffee? Or are you just here to make disparaging remarks. If you'd like a cup of coffee, you'll have to take it to go. I don't allow any troublemakers in my thread."

Susan poured Todd a cup of coffee.


"Big Louie, give this man a cover for his coffee and make sure he leaves with it. Thank you. Come again. Nice talking to you. Careful the door doesn't hit you in the ass on your way out. Bye. Take it easy. Have a nice day."

 

[Nathan_Brazil]

Coffee?

Grab a chair and make yourself comfortable. Would you like some coffee?

Nasty stuff, for external uses only. (Cuts and bruises)

Let's talk about satire; I believe that its almost a lost art.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Nasty stuff, for external uses only. (Cuts and bruises)

Let's talk about satire; I believe that its almost a lost art.

Satire? That's an odd conversation to have when the only one here, beside myself, with a sense of humor is Scouries and Jim Johnson.

 

[Nathan_Brazil]

Satire? That's an odd conversation to have when the only one here, beside myself, with a sense of humor is Scouries and Jim Johnson.

Scouries was before my time, for Jethro, I have developed an appreciation. His latest opus is an undertaking of offensive performance art. Trolling on an epic, if unevenly written, level.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Scouries was before my time, for Jethro, I have developed an appreciation. His latest opus is an undertaking of offensive performance art. Trolling on an epic, if unevenly written, level.

Jethro?

You lost me.

Jethro Tull or Jethro, Max Baer, from the Beverly Hillbillies?

 

[SusanJillParker]

I still have coffee. I made a pot fresh a few minutes ago if anyone wants a cup and stop by to talk about writing or anything.

I like cars. We could talk about cars. I don't care much for trucks. Sorry.

I'm a TV and movie buff too. We can talk about movies.

I've been watching Satisfaction. That's a hot TV series about a bored wife who pays to have sex with an escort. Her husband finds out and becomes and escort too.