SusanJillParker
I'm 100% woman
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I'm a big movie and TV buff. I wish I could have written for a situation comedy. I'd never write for the movies as I hate writing screenplays.
Did you know that screenplays are only 120 pages? That translates to a minute a page to make a 2 hour movie.
I don't like only having to write dialogue without writing the backstory, developing characters, writing descriptions, and imagery while inserting tension. Even more than that, I want creative control of what I write. I want recognition for what I write. I want to write everything and not just dialogue.
When writing a screenplay, everything is left up to the director's interpretation. Then, there are the know-it-all actors who take what you've written and destroy it to fit their needs. Yet, I suppose I'd write a screenplay for an armored truck full of money but I'm not a screenplay writer. I'm not even a short story writer. I'm a novelist. I prefer writing 60,000 to 150,000 word novels, break them up in chapters, and post them on Literotica.
So...did you ever wonder how to earn some money with the erotica that you write other splitting your profits with a publisher by publishing e-Books that pay a few dollars, if you're lucky? There aren't many places to publish an erotic story. Seemingly there are more writers trying to do the same thing. So, what do you do? You must think out of the box. That's what you do.
I'll give you a hint. Where are the most perverts collected in one place? New York? Boston? Somewhere down south? On a small farm in Vermont? In the hills of Montana? None of those places have any more perverts than you have in your neighborhood.
So where are all the perverts who read your erotica for free? Where are they? Who are they? More importantly, how can you reach them? How can you solicit them?
Are you ready? Get closer to the screen. I don't want anyone else looking over your shoulder to read this. This message is just for you. I'm giving you my secret way, the best way, to earn big bucks writing erotica.
So where are these perverts? Moreover, who are these perverts? Don't know? Won't even hazard a guess? The perverts are actors, actresses, producers, directors, stage hands, sound people, stunt people, extras, cameramen, gaffers, caterers, production assistants, accountants, et al those people who work behind the scenes to make movies.
Years ago, when I wrote my first celebrity story, Paparazzi or something like that, I don't remember, as BostonFictionWriter, I thought out of the box. I wrote about Cher, Madonna, Susan Sarandon, and others. Cher contacted me. You never know who reads your work.
Cher is the one who gave me the idea of writing erotica for celebrities when she contacted me back in 2008. I love Cher. She's so generous with her time. I discovered what to do with erotic stories that seemingly no one else had thought of doing. I thought of a way to earn more money than I could earn selling thousands of e-Books.
Let's see a show of hands. How many of you sit in the movie theatre after the movie has ended to watch the credits. That's where your audience is. Right there. That's where your money is. Right there. That small group of talented people are more apt to read what you write than a mother from Iowa, a father from Chicago, a daughter in New Jersey, or a son in New Hampshire.
The answer is Hollywood or wherever else they make movies, Burbank, New York, wherever, even India. I can't tell you how many stories I've written for Bollywood celebrities.
You have questions? I have answers. You'd be more surprised by the celebrity who will write you to ask you to write their story than you'd be surprised by how money you can earn writing erotica for celebrities.
I wrote more than one story for Oprah and Gayle King, I did. I wrote a story for Beyonce and JayZ. I did. I wrote a story for Jennifer Aniston. Yep, I have. I've written more than one story for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Over the years, I've written more stories for celebrities than I can remember.
The ones who want the longer multi-chapter stories are the ones who want a story where they have sex with the celebrities they know. Those are the people who will pay you the most money. Most celebrities don't have the time to even read your erotica but there are a boatload of retired and out of work actors and actresses with lots of time on their hands and lots of money to spend.
Think out of the box. You must think out of the box. Forget about writing e-Books. Forget about querying publishers, be your own agent/writer. Look to who will not only read what you write but also pay you to write it.
Now what you're going to read below are several bashers making rude comments to this thread and to me because they've never thought out of the box. I call them e-Book writers. I call them sad. I call them small. I call them jealous.
What shall I call you? Rich? Successful? Glad that you read this thread? You tell me.
Did you know that screenplays are only 120 pages? That translates to a minute a page to make a 2 hour movie.
I don't like only having to write dialogue without writing the backstory, developing characters, writing descriptions, and imagery while inserting tension. Even more than that, I want creative control of what I write. I want recognition for what I write. I want to write everything and not just dialogue.
When writing a screenplay, everything is left up to the director's interpretation. Then, there are the know-it-all actors who take what you've written and destroy it to fit their needs. Yet, I suppose I'd write a screenplay for an armored truck full of money but I'm not a screenplay writer. I'm not even a short story writer. I'm a novelist. I prefer writing 60,000 to 150,000 word novels, break them up in chapters, and post them on Literotica.
So...did you ever wonder how to earn some money with the erotica that you write other splitting your profits with a publisher by publishing e-Books that pay a few dollars, if you're lucky? There aren't many places to publish an erotic story. Seemingly there are more writers trying to do the same thing. So, what do you do? You must think out of the box. That's what you do.
I'll give you a hint. Where are the most perverts collected in one place? New York? Boston? Somewhere down south? On a small farm in Vermont? In the hills of Montana? None of those places have any more perverts than you have in your neighborhood.
So where are all the perverts who read your erotica for free? Where are they? Who are they? More importantly, how can you reach them? How can you solicit them?
Are you ready? Get closer to the screen. I don't want anyone else looking over your shoulder to read this. This message is just for you. I'm giving you my secret way, the best way, to earn big bucks writing erotica.
So where are these perverts? Moreover, who are these perverts? Don't know? Won't even hazard a guess? The perverts are actors, actresses, producers, directors, stage hands, sound people, stunt people, extras, cameramen, gaffers, caterers, production assistants, accountants, et al those people who work behind the scenes to make movies.
Years ago, when I wrote my first celebrity story, Paparazzi or something like that, I don't remember, as BostonFictionWriter, I thought out of the box. I wrote about Cher, Madonna, Susan Sarandon, and others. Cher contacted me. You never know who reads your work.
Cher is the one who gave me the idea of writing erotica for celebrities when she contacted me back in 2008. I love Cher. She's so generous with her time. I discovered what to do with erotic stories that seemingly no one else had thought of doing. I thought of a way to earn more money than I could earn selling thousands of e-Books.
Let's see a show of hands. How many of you sit in the movie theatre after the movie has ended to watch the credits. That's where your audience is. Right there. That's where your money is. Right there. That small group of talented people are more apt to read what you write than a mother from Iowa, a father from Chicago, a daughter in New Jersey, or a son in New Hampshire.
The answer is Hollywood or wherever else they make movies, Burbank, New York, wherever, even India. I can't tell you how many stories I've written for Bollywood celebrities.
You have questions? I have answers. You'd be more surprised by the celebrity who will write you to ask you to write their story than you'd be surprised by how money you can earn writing erotica for celebrities.
I wrote more than one story for Oprah and Gayle King, I did. I wrote a story for Beyonce and JayZ. I did. I wrote a story for Jennifer Aniston. Yep, I have. I've written more than one story for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Over the years, I've written more stories for celebrities than I can remember.
The ones who want the longer multi-chapter stories are the ones who want a story where they have sex with the celebrities they know. Those are the people who will pay you the most money. Most celebrities don't have the time to even read your erotica but there are a boatload of retired and out of work actors and actresses with lots of time on their hands and lots of money to spend.
Think out of the box. You must think out of the box. Forget about writing e-Books. Forget about querying publishers, be your own agent/writer. Look to who will not only read what you write but also pay you to write it.
Now what you're going to read below are several bashers making rude comments to this thread and to me because they've never thought out of the box. I call them e-Book writers. I call them sad. I call them small. I call them jealous.
What shall I call you? Rich? Successful? Glad that you read this thread? You tell me.
