Dr. SusanJillParker Consultation Thread, MA, MBA, PhD., JD, CPA, of SEX

[NaokoSmith]

Would you like a fruitcake?[/SIZE][/FONT]

I think I already got two here

 

[SusanJillParker]

I think I already got two here

You may have already received two fruitcakes. There are lots of fruitcakes on the Author's Hangout.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

About 30 years ago an ER MD sent me a patient who told me her complaint was headaches.

I called the ER doc with a WTF query. He said headaches are a psychiatric problem. I reminded him there are no pain receptors in the brain. I diagnosed her BARBITUATE ADDICT and that was her problem. She was in withdrawal and wanted drugs.

Three weeks ago a friend of mine fell, injured her wrist and went to the ER. No problem the doc told her. And the pain and swelling lasted for 3 weeks. I told her, YOU HAVE A BREAK, see a competent MD. She saw one yesterday, she has a break.

Diplomas mean shit.

 

[SusanJillParker]

About 30 years ago an ER MD sent me a patient who told me her complaint was headaches.

I called the ER doc with a WTF query. He said headaches are a psychiatric problem. I reminded him there are no pain receptors in the brain. I diagnosed her BARBITUATE ADDICT and that was her problem. She was in withdrawal and wanted drugs.

Three weeks ago a friend of mine fell, injured her wrist and went to the ER. No problem the doc told her. And the pain and swelling lasted for 3 weeks. I told her, YOU HAVE A BREAK, see a competent MD. She saw one yesterday, she has a break.

Diplomas mean shit.

Interestingly enough, you're right.

As Matt Damon said in "Good Will Hunting," you can learn more with a library card and the dedication to learn by giving yourself to reading and knowledge than any professor can teach you at any university.

Only, especially today, children don't read. Alas, they'd rather fry their brains playing video games. When I was a little girl growing up in the North End of Boston, the Italian section, and the historic section of Boston, I lived at the library.

It's not what they tell you that you know, it's what you know. Obviously, you don't need that piece of paper to prove anything to anyone. You're a reader and...you have that giant gun.

Knowledge, no matter how you get is is all you need in the world today, other than money, lots and lots of money. Money makes the world go around. Money is what greases the wheel. Money will put you in line ahead of everyone else.

Just ask Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, you don't need stupid knowledge, you don't need stinking diplomas, you just need money.

Thank you for your post.

 

[TxRad]

How to? I don't think my thread applies to How To?

Instead of having a writer having to do research on Google, I was hoping to answer questions specifically on the research on subjects regarding writing, which is why I posted this thread to the Author's Hangout.

Thank you.

Would you like a fruitcake?

No, this is just another hey look at me thread to disrupt the forum. It has nothing to do with writing or anything else but you.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Questions? Does anyone have a question that I can answer?

Take a number and take a seat. I'll be right with you.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Sorry all for keeping you waiting but I'm with the President, President Obama. He has a lot of questions that need to be answered. I won't be much longer. Again, I apologize to keep you waiting.

In the meantime, as a way to speed up the process, write your questions and give them to my assistants Tiffany or Crystal.

 

[loquere]

I'd still like a clear awnser on why you used the term "Secretaries."

 

[SusanJillParker]

I'd still like a clear awnser on why you used the term "Secretaries."

I've already "clearly" told you.

It was Tiffany's and Crystal's word choice and not mine.

I gave them the choice of titles, Administrative Assistant, Vice-Presidents of appointments, or Secretaries and they chose secretaries. If you have a problem with the title take it out on them please.

I have to run. I'm still busy with President Obama.

 

[R. Richard]

SusanJillParker:
I have a problem with creative writing. I live in an imaginary world, where I have co-written a book, Anatomy of An Adult Film, with porn star Sunset Thomas. I have no problem with the book that I imagine that I wrote. It seems to me that the book is creative. However, publishers keep sending my money to pay for my imaginary book, feeding my delusion.
I like living in my imaginary world. How can I get publishers to send me more real money, to pay me for my imaginary book?
TIA
R. Richard

 

[SusanJillParker]

SusanJillParker:
I have a problem with creative writing. I live in an imaginary world, where I have co-written a book, Anatomy of An Adult Film, with porn star Sunset Thomas. I have no problem with the book that I imagine that I wrote. It seems to me that the book is creative. However, publishers keep sending my money to pay for my imaginary book, feeding my delusion.
I like living in my imaginary world. How can I get publishers to send me more real money, to pay me for my imaginary book?
TIA
R. Richard

Please check my other thread. I've already answered your question there.

Thank you for your post, albeit duplicate post.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Instead of posting to this thread, more readers are sending me PM's with their questions.

If you'd rather not share your question with the rest of the board, feel free to PM me with your questions. All personal messages will be answered unless they are rude and nasty.

Thank you

 

[Sir Victor]

Hey, I asked both Tiffany and Crystal to choose their titles, personal assistant, administrative assistant, vice-president in charge of appointments but they wanted to be secretaries. Who am I to argue. I didn't want to be sued, if you know what I mean, for workplace harassment.

It was their decision and not mine.

Do tiffany and crystal have big tits?

 

[TxRad]

Do tiffany and crystal have big tits?

LOL

This should be interesting.

 

[sr71plt]

Do tiffany and crystal have big tits?

Yes, but since they are both male, that's not necessarily a good thing.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Thank you so very much for bumping my thread to the top.