UK men, are you willing to go to prison to risk getting laid?

[4est_4est_Gump]

I bet Duranman is!

 

[RobDownSouth]

4est_4est_Gump, self-annointed protector of white womanhood.

Stay strong, my friend, little Soon Yi will be legal in less than two years.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

We can't play along if'n you don't post the Drudge Report link.

 

[Aella_]

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/6310/Snow/

http://new4.fjcdn.com/gifs/Snow_b0b352_209729.gif

 

[Aella_]

One-off blurt
Highlights of my day today:
When I came home and fed the dog , and he kept interrupting his meal from time to time to look at me with that "I'm so happy and greatful" expression.
When I chatted over the phone with my parents, and he started jumping up and down in joy, and doing endless marathons between rooms.Because that's how he reacts when he sees anyone being happy.
((Maternal instincts gone wrong, I know, I know)).

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

My wife's dog and my daughter's dog go crazy when I get home.



But I give them the ol' Cesar Millan and they calm right down. I do it to the women too...

 

[Aella_]

They're funny creatures, aren't they?
A lot of people at work are Crazy about dogs (that's Au/Nz for you) so most screensavers
have dog pics. Like one of my colleagues said: "What would life be without dogs!"
And I agree. We have so much to learn from them, in terms of loyalty and how to enjoy every little thing about life.

 

[Aella_]

But I give them the ol' Cesar Millan and they calm right down. I do it to the women too...

hey now…

 

[removed9556]

 

[Aella_]

You live in Australia/New Zealand?

Are you one of the criminals in limbo?

I live in Au at the moment, but I lived in NZ before that.
And over the last years I occasionally jumped from one to the other.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Disgustipated]

Like one of my colleagues

The fry guy isn't really a colleague. Now, the kid with the drive-thru headset, SHE's a colleague.

 

[Aella_]

The fry guy isn't really a colleague. Now, the kid with the drive-thru headset, SHE's a colleague.

oh boy,
another one…

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I just had to yell to the minidachs "Not Yours" for the umpteenth time for barking at the chickens as the cross the porch.



She has the same attention span as the women. Shiny is replace by chicken.

It does make a certain sort of sense...

You can eat chicken.

​

 

[Aella_]

TO MY TROLLS :

"What do you call a woman who loves small dicks?
Hopefully your girlfriend."

"Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken."

 

[Aella_]

btw: "I wear heels bigger than your dicks !"

 

[Aella_]

TO MY TROLLS DESESSEINTES AND JUTJAW :

DICK JOKES PART 1 :

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.

2. Ahh, it's cute.

3. Who circumcised you?

4. It's more fun to look at.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Karl Childers: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Aella: I don't know.

KC: Ah reckoned so, hmmm, hmmmm...

A: Why did the chicken cross the road?

KC: Hmmm, hmmm, to get to your house.

Ah reckon that's funny, hmmm, hmmm...

A:

KC: Knock knock.

A: Who's there?

KC: The chicken. Hmmm hmmm...