The Isolated Blurt Thread XXII: Let The Butthurt Commence.

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If you gave a human rat poison, they would immediately puke it all up. So not only would I have survived your attempt on my life, it would have also made me skinnier.

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i once had a friend who tried to convince to come to his house to eat rat poison because someone had told it was the main ingredient in lsd. he really didn't want to listen to me tell that it really wasn't. in case you haven't guessed, yes, he was a fucking moron.

incidentally, i didn't see him for at least five years after i told him i would not be coming over to his house to eat rat poison. unsurprisingly, by that time he'd become a worthless junkie. ah, memories.
 
i made myself google alex mack. i'd still hit that. well, larissa oleynik now as a grownup. i'm not that big of a perv. anyway, she's still cute. she needs to get on a show i don't think is kinda shitty.

I didn't even know she was still acting. I like JGL more than Alex Mack. I would bone him.
 
i once had a friend who tried to convince to come to his house to eat rat poison because someone had told it was the main ingredient in lsd. he really didn't want to listen to me tell that it really wasn't. in case you haven't guessed, yes, he was a fucking moron.

incidentally, i didn't see him for at least five years after i told him i would not be coming over to his house to eat rat poison. unsurprisingly, by that time he'd become a worthless junkie. ah, memories.

I'm surprised he lived that long.
 
wow. i googled him. apparently the prison bit was dead on.

and holy fuck does he look terrible.
 
damn, i shouldn't have googled the fucker. that was depressing. found at least ten mugshots. nothing horrible, but still. fucking hell, man.
 
When I read that title about bike porn my mind instantly started picturing bikes in compromising positions.

I refuse to click on the thread in case thats not what it is.
 
There seems to be no effective way to communicate complete lack of interest in it. Ignoring it is a victory, insulting it is a victory, being polite and distant to it is a victory.
 
I am charmed by the thought of bicycles with double head lights

Two bicycles, standing on their rear wheels,
Propped up by a fence, handle bar to handle bar.

Oh my stars and garters! Bicycle orgy!

Then, again, the Whitewalkers had a nasty hobby of rearranging parts.

Murdered bicycles, arranged artistically, would surely follow.

eeeeeeeeee!
 
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