there must...

[MattWolf]

... be one woman online this evening/afternoon/morning/night who'd like to indulge in a little quasi-intelligent, vaguely erotic banter with a not entirely arm-chewingly horrendous fella...

 

[ashesatwork]

... be one woman online this evening/afternoon/morning/night who'd like to indulge in a little quasi-intelligent, vaguely erotic banter with a not entirely arm-chewingly horrendous fella...

such a way with words

 

[MattWolf]

such a way with words

You know, these days I'm never sure if things are meant ironically or not.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Unironically, you are quite the wordsmith.

 

[ashesatwork]

You know, these days I'm never sure if things are meant ironically or not.

your personals always amuse me.. I'm not near witty-bitty enough to combat

 

[MattWolf]

your personals always amuse me.. I'm not near witty-bitty enough to combat

Think of it more as collaboration, than combat.

 

[MattWolf]

Unironically, you are quite the wordsmith.

Unironically, that is a beautiful bum in your avatar.

 

[ashesatwork]

Think of it more as collaboration, than combat.

haha... that does sound better

 

[MattWolf]

haha... that does sound better

Unless anybody would like to lock (s)words?

 

[northstarlet]

Hello Mr Wolf!!

 

[MattWolf]

Hello Mr Wolf!!

And hello northern star in return... or are we playing grandmother's footsteps?

 

[ashesatwork]

Unless anybody would like to lock (s)words?

oh I'm sure we would lock something.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Unironically, that is a beautiful bum in your avatar.

Why thank you, it's nothing if not resourceful.

 

[MattWolf]

Why thank you, it's nothing if not resourceful.

Resourceful isn't the word I'd use for it.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Resourceful isn't the word I'd use for it.

And what word would you use?

 

[MattWolf]

And what word would you use?

peachy

 

[ElizabethWest]

peachy

Peaches bruise easily and must be handled delicately.

 

[MattWolf]

Peaches bruise easily and must be handled delicately.

Or nibbled with joy and delectation.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Or nibbled with joy and delectation.

The peaches here is the Peach State get quite juicy.

Have a napkin...

 

[MattWolf]

The peaches here is the Peach State get quite juicy.

Have a napkin...

Ah, for men on this site it is always good to have a napkin handy.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Ah, for men on this site it is always good to have a napkin handy.

Or a silk ascot.

 

[MattWolf]

Or a silk ascot.

Or a pair of skimpy knickers.

 

[Madmar]

Or a pair of skimpy knickers.

Men in skimpy knickers?

 

[MattWolf]

Men in skimpy knickers?

Not exactly what I had in mind, but I get the confusion.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Not exactly what I had in mind, but I get the confusion.

Good morning!