Bring Back Desireeessentials

[Fata Morgana]

Laurelle please forgive his trespasses, Lit needs that marmalade loving little fuckboy.

Can we have him back please?

 

[Sean]

He didn't get banned, no loves spam. What the fuck happened?

 

[Fata Morgana]

He didn't get banned, no loves spam. What the fuck happened?

Maybe Cuntybollocks shredded him!

 

[butters]

*coughs*spectre*coughs*

y'all thought he was cute. the bear costume was a great way of smuggling the good stuff.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Maybe he hunkered down with Vette in the ISIS bunker. Sipping tea with pinky finger extended, no doubt.

 

[butters]

Maybe Cuntybollocks shredded him!

in his dreams... and ate him on triangles of buttered toast. look on the bright side - maybe he'll choke!

 

[Fata Morgana]

in his dreams... and ate him on triangles of buttered toast. look on the bright side - maybe he'll choke!

Don't. I'll have to touch myself and I'm still at work.

 

[parodyluvr75]

What are you talking about?

He was just posting the other day.

 

[Fata Morgana]

He's gone. Hold me?

 

[kbate]

ffs.

One more cunting SeanH alt and cunting Fata goes all ga-ga over it.

 

[butters]

i hear manu's holding him hostage - orrr that might be the voices in ma head. they will gossip so. pish posh.

 

[parodyluvr75]

He's gone. Hold me?

Okay, but if I was a spider I could hold you better.

Seriously, if he left he must have had his reasons and he'd let people know if he wanted them to know.

I'm very partial to him, he's a swell fellow. I'll miss him.

If he comes back, I'll make him pasta and not spaghetti'os.

 

[Fata Morgana]

He's not left, he's been banished to the Netherlands.

 

[Fata Morgana]

ffs.

One more cunting SeanH alt and cunting Fata goes all ga-ga over it.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_nwmwligKlz1qff2ilo4_400_zps1wotl1sa.gif

 

[Disgustipated]

Did semen4her get him fired?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Well hell, I wish he'd taken me with him. Of course I'd need rain boots and a coat.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Bring him back as ShopsAtAldi.

 

[kbate]

http://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1734703&d=1437481381

He's really gone? Locked out?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Well that stinks.

We've got enough douche nozzles, not enough posters I like.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I've put a black cloth over the Earl Grey.

 

[butters]

Bring him back as ShopsAtAldi.

hahahahahahahhahahahaaa

http://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1734703&d=1437481381

He's really gone? Locked out?

like a wraith caught between double-glazing

 

[Killswitch1]

What the hell are you talking about.

 

[kbate]

Now that he's not looking, I'll use Lipton for my travel tea. And from a bag at that!

 

[butters]

marmalade shall always taste more poignant hereon in

 

[parodyluvr75]

As long as you don't put milk or cream in it.