numeniusa's boudoir

[numeniusa]

I like you open---

and





(I can also do actual words... )

 

[longbow200033]

Greetings

My man posted a rude flower in your Phallusarium a few days ago - it so made us laugh.. It had actual, ahem, quim whiskers, if I may use that term

Oh, and thank you for your compliment... I thought it about time I proved I had actual legs...

Having just entered your boudoir, may I say thankyou, some very errr.stimulating compositions

 

[numeniusa]

Having just entered your boudoir, may I say thankyou, some very errr.stimulating compositions

Why thank you, you're very kind!

 

[lowphat]

Good day Sexy (morning here, *yawns*)

 

[numeniusa]

Good day Sexy (morning here, *yawns*)

*looks up from the chaise longue*

Hey.... Nearly lunchtime here. Good sleep? Or did you stay up too late satisfying the ladies of Lit?

 

[lowphat]

*looks up from the chaise longue*

Hey.... Nearly lunchtime here. Good sleep? Or did you stay up too late satisfying the ladies of Lit?

Nope, I actually slept very nicely for a change

 

[numeniusa]

Nope, I actually slept very nicely for a change

Nice.... I had a horrible dream about a small creature I had been nurturing being eaten by a dog before I could stop it.... Ugh...

So you've woken up all raring to go, then, I suspect?

 

[lowphat]

Nice.... I had a horrible dream about a small creature I had been nurturing being eaten by a dog before I could stop it.... Ugh...

So you've woken up all raring to go, then, I suspect?

Yep, dick in one hand, coffee in the other

LOL, just tryin to wake up actually

 

[numeniusa]

Yep, dick in one hand, coffee in the other

LOL, just tryin to wake up actually

*laughing* you don't want to get that wrong...

 

[lowphat]

*laughing* you don't want to get that wrong...

I was kicked out of the "Arouse me" thread, it's not fair. Make it better M . . . .

 

[numeniusa]

I was kicked out of the "Arouse me" thread, it's not fair. Make it better M . . . .

Aw, did they bully you? Come here, let me kiss it better

 

[lowphat]

Aw, did they bully you? Come here, let me kiss it better

Wow, you're good at that . . . and while you're eating lunch too

 

[numeniusa]

Wow, you're good at that . . . and while you're eating lunch too

*giggles* no, finished lunch a while back.... Just a little snack...

But glad you approve of my ... technique....

 

[lowphat]

*giggles* no, finished lunch a while back.... Just a little snack...

But glad you approve of my ... technique....

Hey, Hornblende! You can't have your cake and eat it too!

Oh, okay . . . M, it looks like you're in trouble

 

[numeniusa]

Hey, Hornblende! You can't have your cake and eat it too!

Oh, okay . . . M, it looks like you're in trouble

Who's 'M'? You been watching James Bond again?

 

[lowphat]

Who's 'M'? You been watching James Bond again?

Your name ties my tongue in a knot, so you are

 

[lowphat]

*Goes away embarrassed*

 

[numeniusa]

*Goes away embarrassed*

It's OK, it's a mouthful, isn't it...?!

You can call me Curlew, that's what it means...

 

[lowphat]

It's OK, it's a mouthful, isn't it...?!

You can call me Curlew, that's what it means...

This will sound stupid, but I see "Men" "USA" LOL (that's me, I win)

 

[numeniusa]

This will sound stupid, but I see "Men" "USA" LOL (that's me, I win)

Well, if it helps, in my head it sounds like 'new meanie us ay', for Numenius Arquata...

But Curlew is way easier to say...

 

[lowphat]

Well, if it helps, in my head it sounds like 'new meanie us ay', for Numenius Arquata...

But Curlew is way easier to say...

Nope, "M" is eaier to say

But I can do Curlew . . . Mm, yes . . . I can DO Curlew

 

[Jonny G]

Sending you Halloween hugs , even if it was yesterday !

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

I didn't want to interrupt the I assume thread and reply but I was pretty certain you two were on the other side of the other pond and yes I am out here in the middle of the Pacific. It's fun to see how all the different time zones crash together and who is up late and who is starting their day. And....hello! lol

 

[numeniusa]

Sending you Halloween hugs , even if it was yesterday !

Thank you. I don't like Halloween, more of a Bonfire Night type, but thank you anyway!

 

[numeniusa]

I didn't want to interrupt the I assume thread and reply but I was pretty certain you two were on the other side of the other pond and yes I am out here in the middle of the Pacific. It's fun to see how all the different time zones crash together and who is up late and who is starting their day. And....hello! lol

Hello to you too.... And I'd always wondered why I hadn't seen you over the wall, as it were (*giggles*), you being next door and everything...

I never knew that Hawaii didn't change time for so-called daylight savings...

And yes, it's always fun to be up early whilst others are still seeing out the day before with a glass of something lovely to hand. Or vice versa of course!