everything you've heard is true...

and i love me a filet-o-fish. i don't know why, but those things are glorious.

My mom legit thought McD's only offered their fish sandwich during Lent and on Fridays. I asked her what she wanted me to get her one time, she said "Fish sandwich! Wait, is it Friday? DAMN IT!"

Yep.
 
The double filet o fish is fucking incredible. Oh man. It's delicious. But I do object to those tiny ass slices of cheese they put on a fish sandwich.

all true and yet it still makes no logical sense. man, now i want to go mcdonalds. this is bullshit.
 
My mom legit thought McD's only offered their fish sandwich during Lent and on Fridays. I asked her what she wanted me to get her one time, she said "Fish sandwich! Wait, is it Friday? DAMN IT!"

Yep.

as a person who was raised as a halfassed methodist i can only offer you a mix of bemusement and basic human empathy.
 
Oh fuck.....Hardee's. Hardee's is so fucking good. Not a single one near me here, though.

Probably a good thing because I'd never cook again and we'd just eat Hardee's for a few months until our hearts gave out.

We used to have a Hardees, but It closed down. I ate there like 3 times a week when I was pregnant with my first. Their philly cheesesteak thickburger they had sometimes was amazeballs.
 
as a person who was raised as a halfassed methodist i can only offer you a mix of bemusement and basic human empathy.

That's my future, man. I've been slowly preparing myself for it for years.
 
They are putting in a Sonic near me, finally. Yet I can't have any of that shit.
 
We used to have a Hardees, but It closed down. I ate there like 3 times a week when I was pregnant with my first. Their philly cheesesteak thickburger they had sometimes was amazeballs.

I could never bring myself to order anything but the Frisco burger because it was that freaking good. I had a Hardee's across from my office once. Ended up eating dinner there every night on my way home and gained probably 25 lbs in the span of a few months. lol
 
I remember posting a "this reminds me of you" to Jelly, of ginger beer and ginger candy, and some other bitches jumped all over me. I was like, wtf? This was right before she quit coming around... it all makes sense now.
 
I thought you were gay?

Pansexual. Basically, expanded bisexual to include everyone else. Transgender, asexual, etc. I like people for their personality, their heart. Which is not related to what set of genitalia they may happen to have.
 
My mom legit thought McD's only offered their fish sandwich during Lent and on Fridays. I asked her what she wanted me to get her one time, she said "Fish sandwich! Wait, is it Friday? DAMN IT!"

Yep.

Your mom wasn't that far off about the origin of the Filet-o-fish: http://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/the-fishy-history-of-the-mcdonalds-filet-o-fish-sandwich-2912/?no-ist

When I lived in a predominately Catholic area in Louisianan, Friday school lunch was shrimp gumbo for that reason.
 
Pansexual. Basically, expanded bisexual to include everyone else. Transgender, asexual, etc. I like people for their personality, their heart. Which is not related to what set of genitalia they may happen to have.

Here all this time I thought you wanted me for my vast fortune.
 
all true and yet it still makes no logical sense. man, now i want to go mcdonalds. this is bullshit.

I just don't get why they decide to go halfsies with a slice of cheese ONLY for a fish sandwich. I mean, I sound like a fat fuck ordering extra cheese with my double fish sandwich, just to get a full slice of cheese. It's hard to order a double filet o fish and sound dignified.
 
Again, I was under the impression you changed keyboards and mice for a living, not driving a truck. Did you drive a truck before that?

He most definitely was a truck driver. And he most definitely is a pisshead. Of course they will play dumb and just pretend I am completely wrong and ignore you, but yep. If he's changed jobs since I wouldn't know. Don't follow the cunt.
 
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