I caught someone wanking

[doctor_insanus]

Maybe the swallows were vegetarian.

Ha!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Oh that's possible.

 

[doctor_insanus]

 

[vibes]

Why does this never happen to me?

Because it's not real ... it's in her mind *shushh*

 

[parodyluvr75]

Because it's not real ... it's in her mind *shushh*

 

[vibes]

Ahm ... perhaps those glasses aren't working properly

 

[parodyluvr75]

Ahm ... perhaps those glasses aren't working properly

I recognize seeing that butt in my bushes.

 

[vibes]

I recognize seeing that butt in my bushes.

That flatters me, birdie

 

[parodyluvr75]

That flatters me, birdie

Hush up, stalker.

 

[vibes]

Hush up, stalker.

Until your next antics

 

[parodyluvr75]

Until your next antics

You know me well.

 

[vibes]

You know me well.

I'm actually waiting impatiently

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://memecrunch.com/meme/QAZD/and-i-m-just-sitting-here-masturbating/image.png

 

[parodyluvr75]

I suspected you were Spider-Man.

 

[thør]

Is this why SWMBO made me take the fence down around the roase bushes?

 

[parodyluvr75]

They wanted a better view.

 

[thør]

They wanted a better view.

The fucking moose (tis the season for moose fucking) have been gorging on the rose plants. I'm seriously questioning the lack of wire around the roses.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I suspected you were Spider-Man.

http://i.imgur.com/zdz79.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

https://superheroesdelfuturopasado.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/aa5panel.jpg?w=614