Things that make you feel like a king!
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oggbashan
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I don't need anything.
I'm King Og of Bashan, sometimes playing King Henry VIII
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Edited: There is one thing I'd like - King Henry VIII size black opaque pantyhose. They don't make them in Henry VIII size and they keep slipping down.
I'm King Og of Bashan, sometimes playing King Henry VIII
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Edited: There is one thing I'd like - King Henry VIII size black opaque pantyhose. They don't make them in Henry VIII size and they keep slipping down.
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Lord Pmann
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Blowjobs. If I were king, that's what I would do all day.
BabblingBrooke
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I prefer making him feel like a king, of course.
BabblingBrooke
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You'd give blow jobs? What a benevolent king you'd be!
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*flutters eyes*
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BabblingBrooke
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You coquettish minx, you. Meet me in the royal apartments!
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Thank you.. That gave me the first laugh of the day.
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Getting head while playing the game.
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I will blow or get blown by whomever I choose. Long live Lord Pmann.
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Hmmm...
I followed your directions but it took me to a kitchen full of dirty dishes.
Damn. I fell for it again!
I don't know if I'm happy or not about them not making the plus size pantyhose. Truly, either image is equally horrible to my thinking.
oggbashan
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If they made men's hose for dancers in King Size, then I wouldn't need to use pantyhose. The manufacturers seem to assume male dancers are slim and not tall. How can I perform a stately pavane if my hose are falling down?
How do actors playing Sir John Falstaff manage to get hose of the right size?
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Concubines.
I stand by my previously mentioned horrified countenance.
And thank Jesus Christ for teaching me about eye plucking and casting.
oggbashan
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There are many roles, particularly Shakespearean ones, that require male actors to wear hose. The problem isn't the width of butt, but the length of leg, the heavy leg muscles and the shape (or lack of waist) for a male actor.
Pantyhose are made for women whose butts have a greater circumference than their height. Pantyhose are also made for very tall women - at high prices as my six feet plus nieces complain - but no hose at all even from theatrical suppliers for tall muscular men.
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Being able to behead anyone who pisses me off. Also, my own jester.
oggbashan
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According to one family history site the real me is descended from England's King Henry II.
Tracing HIS pedigree back finds significant historical figues, themselves descended from deities - Cleopatra (Isis and Osiris); Julius Caesar (Venus) and the Norse God Odin/Woden.
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II adds some more to her family line: for example Genghis Khan and most of the Greek Gods/Goddesses.
BUT King Henry II had many children and several of them married and produced many children. From that remote date if they all had descendants living now the number who can claim descent might be in the millions.
I have one unusually named woman in my maternal line. She had twelve children. All those children married and had about twelve children each. Almost all of those grandchildren married... Someone has worked out that there are 2,500 living individuals descended from that one woman.
Her father was named Pryke. Her grandfather was less devious. His name was John Prick. His father was John Prick; his father was... John Prick.
Her maternal grandfather was a John Smith, whose father was John Smith, whose father was... John Smith. The Smiths were the village blacksmiths.
The Pryke/Pricks were cattle herdsmen who used a sharp stick (a cattle goad) to prick the backsides of their cows to get them moving. Unusually the Pryke/Pricks were not agricultural labourers but cattle farmers owning the cows and land.
So - I'm descended from Gods and Goddesses and a whole line of Pricks.
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According to one family history site the real me is descended from England's King Henry II.
Tracing HIS pedigree back finds significant historical figues, themselves descended from deities - Cleopatra (Isis and Osiris); Julius Caesar (Venus) and the Norse God Odin/Woden.
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II adds some more to her family line: for example Genghis Khan and most of the Greek Gods/Goddesses.
BUT King Henry II had many children and several of them married and produced many children. From that remote date if they all had descendants living now the number who can claim descent might be in the millions.
I have one unusually named woman in my maternal line. She had twelve children. All those children married and had about twelve children each. Almost all of those grandchildren married... Someone has worked out that there are 2,500 living individuals descended from that one woman.
Her father was named Pryke. Her grandfather was less devious. His name was John Prick. His father was John Prick; his father was... John Prick.
Her maternal grandfather was a John Smith, whose father was John Smith, whose father was... John Smith. The Smiths were the village blacksmiths.
The Pryke/Pricks were cattle herdsmen who used a sharp stick (a cattle goad) to prick the backsides of their cows to get them moving. Unusually the Pryke/Pricks were not agricultural labourers but cattle farmers owning the cows and land.
So - I'm descended from Gods and Goddesses and a whole line of Pricks.
Liz's grandma or ma or somebody comes from America and married a prince or lord (like Churchill's ma).
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