When you lose a spouse in the grocery store.

[ms_ann_thrope]

Do you phone them up? Or just get in the car and drive off without them?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Leave them because I don't have one.

 

[RoryN]

You're spoofing a cancer death thread?

You've regressed from trying to be clever to just wanting attention, apparently. How dull.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Leave them because I don't have one.

I think the term you're searching for (or not searching for) is "baby momma".

 

[smoothg103rd]

I think the term you're searching for (or not searching for) is "baby momma".

I'll definitely leave those bitches.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

You're spoofing a cancer death thread?

You've regressed from trying to be clever to just wanting attention, apparently. How dull.

I'm a cancer survivor. We can do that kind of thing. It's like the whole black person/nigger thing.

Free pass.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I'm a cancer survivor. We can do that kind of thing. It's like the whole black person/nigga thing.

Free pass.

FYP. We don't call each other niggers.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

FYP. We don't call each other niggers.

I'm not an each other, hence the white spelling.

 

[pollynova]

As a real life grocery store employee, the first place to look for a missing husband is in the meat department.

 

[XsNrg]

As a real life grocery store employee, the first place to look for a missing husband is in the meat department.

I tend to do most of my perving in frozen foods......

 

[smoothg103rd]

I'm not an each other, hence the white spelling.

Fuck is a each other?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

As a real life grocery store employee, the first place to look for a missing husband is in the meat department.

Or searching for Gold Bond.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Fuck is a each other?

Your "homies"? Is that the correct spelling?

 

[JohnnySavage]

I don't have a spouse yet, but when I get one she can find me checking out the melons.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Your "homies"? Is that the correct spelling?

Spelling is correct. But all my homies here are white.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I don't have a spouse yet, but when I get one she can find me checking out the melons.

You'll never get one.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Spelling is correct. But all my homies here are white.

You must stick out like a sore thumb.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

You'll never get one.

A man gets to a certain age it's just best for everyone that he remains a bachelor.

 

[smoothg103rd]

You must stick out like a sore thumb.

Do you have any friends?

 

[MNGuy]

When I lose the spouse in the grocery store, I hurry up and buy all the shit I want to eat, run it out to the car and hide it, then go look for the ball and chain.

When I was younger, I was in a store, and an attractive clerk asked if I needed help finding something. I just said I was looking for the wife. She replied she was available. If I was single . . .

Edited to add, I see it was a parody thread.

But I;ll stick to answer.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Do you have any friends?

Well...there's Dave.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Well...there's Dave.

Scotty dump you?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

When I lose the spouse in the grocery store, I hurry up and buy all the shit I want to eat, run it out to the car and hide it, then go look for the ball and chain.

When I was younger, I was in a store, and an attractive clerk asked if I needed help finding something. I just said I was looking for the wife. She replied she was available. If I was single . . .

Edited to add, I see it was a parody thread.

But I;ll stick to answer.

Apparently, in poor taste.
Too bad you can't just trade them in like a used car.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Scotty dump you?

You mean you?

 

[smoothg103rd]

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