Okay ladies, talk is too cheap around here

lowphat

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Like the title says, TALK IS CHEAP! Too bad all I ever hear is, "Tell me what you'll do to me," and then we're expected to tell you all the dirty, sexy details.

I'm a writer, can you out "Talk" me? Prove it. I doubt you can do it :rolleyes: Age doesn't matter, but over 40 would be nice, because experience counts.

So bring it, either here, or on yahoo or skype. Text only, no cams or mics. My handles are in my profile.
 
If you want to hear all the dirty little giggles, coos, sighs, and screams you're darn tooting you better be forking out all the dirty little details! :D
 
Trust me, I'll tickle every crack in your sexy labia sweetheart :D
 
Which brings us right back to..."tell me what you'll do to me". It's a vicious cycle. You can't get away from it.
 
Which brings us right back to..."tell me what you'll do to me". It's a vicious cycle. You can't get away from it.

LOL, nope, not if that's all the woman ever says. You just proved my point, because I've actually said something, and you haven't said a single sexy word.

It's easy to act all giggly and cute, but like I said, talk's cheap :D
 
LOL, nope, not if that's all the woman ever says. You just proved my point, because I've actually said something, and you haven't said a single sexy word.

It's easy to act all giggly and cute, but like I said, talk's cheap :D

Not entirely true. For some girls, talk is like $9.95 a minute. Though I suppose that's still cheap if you're independently wealthy. ;)
 
Like the title says, TALK IS CHEAP! Too bad all I ever hear is, "Tell me what you'll do to me," and then we're expected to tell you all the dirty, sexy details.

I'm a writer, can you out "Talk" me? Prove it. I doubt you can do it :rolleyes: Age doesn't matter, but over 40 would be nice, because experience counts.

So bring it, either here, or on yahoo or skype. Text only, no cams or mics. My handles are in my profile.

Me and my female friend that I met on Lit could out-talk you. We can do in one day what you'll be trying to do for months.
 
LOL, nope, not if that's all the woman ever says. You just proved my point, because I've actually said something, and you haven't said a single sexy word.

It's easy to act all giggly and cute, but like I said, talk's cheap :D

If I couldn't say a single sexy thing, there'd be no way a guy would want to continue messaging/talking to me, let alone get to skype. I just chose where I use them. ;)
 
Me and my female friend that I met on Lit could out-talk you. We can do in one day what you'll be trying to do for months.

LOL, okay, you and your "Friend". Where is she? I'm here to talk to the ladies, not you :D
 
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LOL, okay, you and your "Friend", yeah, I gotcha. Been here ten days, been old enough to eat pussy for a month, and now you're a badass.

Okay junior, take barbie and run along.

He was referring to me and wanted to ask me before dropping names. Being a Dick doesn't make you any more "badass" :rolleyes:
 
Or better yet, do it right here. Go for it Chris, you just called me out, so why don't you two put up or shut up.

I certainly don't want to talk sex in private with your friend, and I don't want to talk about it with you, so what would you like to do?
 
LOL, go write a story or two, post it to Lit, and prove how great you two are.

LOL Nice edit up there. :rolleyes:

What does going to write a story have to do with out "talking" ?

I am great, I don't need to write a story to prove that. :kiss:
 
Or better yet, do it right here. Go for it Chris, you just called me out, so why don't you two put up or shut up.

I certainly don't want to talk sex in private with your friend, and I don't want to talk about it with you, so what would you like to do?

Are you fucking serious? Is this some sort of high school rumble kind of thing?? :rolleyes:
 
LOL, go write a story or two, post it to Lit, and prove how great you two are.

Oh heh, no way man. Getting a doctorate in pharmacy and passing my licensing exams were hard enough. Writing erotica isn't on my To-Do list anytime soon.

Ahem. So yes, I'm Dr. Chris_Michael. :)
 
Or better yet, do it right here. Go for it Chris, you just called me out, so why don't you two put up or shut up.

I certainly don't want to talk sex in private with your friend, and I don't want to talk about it with you, so what would you like to do?

I said we could "out-talk" you, not write erotica better than you. I have no interest in finding different metaphors for genitalia.

"It was a beautiful October evening. Her blossoming Venus Fly Trap opened up to him as he stuck his meat rod into her."

Nah, I'm good.
 
Oh heh, no way man. Getting a doctorate in pharmacy and passing my licensing exams were hard enough. Writing erotica isn't on my To-Do list anytime soon.

Ahem. So yes, I'm Dr. Chris_Michael. :)

So whatcha gonna do Doc? You rolled in here with a plan, right? Was it to brag about your doctorate, or what? You said you and Foxy can talk me right under the table, so let's see it :D
 
I said we could "out-talk" you, not write erotica better than you. I have no interest in finding different metaphors for genitalia.

"It was a beautiful October evening. Her blossoming Venus Fly Trap opened up to him as he stuck his meat rod into her."

Nah, I'm good.

I also said no mics and no cameras.
 
I also said no mics and no cameras.

Did you want to see how much we text or something? What started as a joke about how much we can talk, turned into a pissing match. Can we at least wait until it snows so we can all write our names in the snow or something?
 
We can get you on Skype if she wants to do it

Edit: Oh derp, no mics. See, you're smarter than me, too. :)

I guess I still don't get your point Chris, did I insult you with my thread title? I was just trying a new angle, and you blow in here bragging about your ability to what, talk dirty on camera?
 
I guess I still don't get your point Chris, did I insult you with my thread title? I was just trying a new angle, and you blow in here bragging about your ability to what, talk dirty on camera?

No silly, I meant we could "out-talk" you. It's as simple as that. We just talk. We're friends. We talk a loooooooot.

I think you read far too deeply into the challenge, which was sorta kidding. I did have a point, though. I met ForeverDreaming as a friend on Lit, just talking about normal stuff and then it built up into an amazing friendship where we talk 6+ hours per day. =P

And yes, she puts out. :D She has a higher sex drive than I do. :/
 
Did you want to see how much we text or something? What started as a joke about how much we can talk, turned into a pissing match. Can we at least wait until it snows so we can all write our names in the snow or something?

I never asked for any couples, but I guess that wasn't made clear enough.

A pissing match? Excuse me, I could care less how prolific you two are, why would I care? Go fuck like bunnies, go cyber or whatever. I can buy better porn I'm sure.

I'm at Literotica for the literature end. I know its old school, but I'm . . . well old enough to be Chris's father, since I have a son older than him.

So again, what's your point exactly?
 
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