They can have my prune when they dry it from my cold dead hands

[Que]

It needs dehydration. It's still a plum at this point.

 

[Oh_That_Guy]

Plums are better than prunes.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Oh_That_Guy]

( Gianbattista have me a box last year and I have had three, for exceptionally good behaviour deserving of reward )

Elle

What?

 

[Aglaopheme]

On of my favorite things to dishes to bring to a party.

http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/1204804/2011_devils_on_horseback1.0.jpg

 

[Que]

What?

Yes, what? I got questions...

• You got a box and only ate three prunes in a year?
• How long do they last?
• How many to a box?
• Are they gilded?
• Why the rationing?
• How good do you have to be to get a box of prunes?
• I thought dates came in boxes and prunes in cans or pouches?
• Wee there sexual favors involved in earning gilded prunes?

On of my favorite things to dishes to bring to a party.

http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/1204804/2011_devils_on_horseback1.0.jpg

The file name says "Devils on Horseback" and the subject matter is prunes so I am going to guess that either the devils or the horses are prunes? Carmel sauce?

I wonder if there is a raunchier version called "Devils on Whore's Backs?"

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Que]

No wee, ( but glad its not just me that makes typos maybe sexual favours. I cannot remember how I got the prunes. ( I have a bad memory) only that I REALLY deserved them. I think its more likely to have been more mundane like behaving well with in laws.

Well absent a specific memory to contradict, I am just going to have to assume the obvious, that fellation was involved. Prunes having the shape that they do, I am going to further assume a lot of very good testicular work was provided and that the prunes are symbolic in that way.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

On the farm, we had a plum tree in our orchard.



Interesting title...

 

[ElijaRDC]

I love prunes. You have to be so careful with them, though

I once didn't go to class because I'd eaten too many prunes.

 

[pensivepoet]

I love prunes. You have to be so careful with them, though

I once didn't go to class because I'd eaten too many prunes.

Dammit
I never know when to stop reading.

 

[JustaSCOUNDREL]

Ummm, here in the U.S. where I live it seems we can no longer get prunes. I used to really like prunes for breakfast, but now all I can find is boxes of "Dried Plumbs". Where the hell have all the prunes gone, I for one will not accept dried plumbs as a sorry substitute for my beloved prunes.

I just walk past the boxes on the store shelves containing dried plumbs and morn for my departed prunes.

 

[Oh_That_Guy]

Ummm, here in the U.S. where I live it seems we can no longer get prunes. I used to really like prunes for breakfast, but now all I can find is boxes of "Dried Plumbs". Where the hell have all the prunes gone, I for one will not accept dried plumbs as a sorry substitute for my beloved prunes.

I just walk past the boxes on the store shelves containing dried plumbs and morn for my departed prunes.

You're looking in hardware. Plums are in produce.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Que]

I gave my then 2 year old prunes once, she left a trail of shit wherever she went for a whole day. Lesson, don't over prune while potty training.

Two year old prunes? Maybe being past the sell-by-date contributed to the laxative effect.

Also...'then' is an odd name to give a child, you wierdo.