Tree sex??

[parodyluvr75]

Ok, I've just gotten home from having the most amazing time in a tree with a high flying man...my legs are still shaking!! When is the last time you had sex in the tree with a trapeze artist??

 

[Noor]

Ok, I've just gotten home from having the most amazing time in a tree with a high flying man...my legs are still shaking!! When is the last time you had sex in the tree with a trapeze artist??

Never, although I have been a trapeze which was exciting enough.

 

[pink]

You wild birdy, you.

 

[pollynova]

I'm afraid of heights. And wood ticks.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Never, although I have been a trapeze which was exciting enough.

You wild birdy, you.

*curtsey*

I'm afraid of heights. And wood ticks.

Wimp.

 

[thør]

You're just fucking bragging.....

 

[parodyluvr75]

You're just fucking bragging.....

While hanging from a branch.

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://www.filmquarterly.org/wp-content/uploads/webex_ac_still9_lo.jpg

It... got a little weird.

 

[bronzeage]

Ok, I've just gotten home from having the most amazing time in a tree with a high flying man...my legs are still shaking!! When is the last time you had sex in the tree with a trapeze artist??

Is a tattoo artist close enough?

 

[parodyluvr75]

It... got a little weird.

It usually does. https://jackmackenziewriter.files.w...f_the_frozen_wastes_by_bellechere-d4ibiix.jpg

Is a tattoo artist close enough?

Close enough.

 

[spacekowboy]

I hope for you're sake it was more than a twig!

 

[parodyluvr75]

I hope for you're sake it was more than a twig!

Not every man can be a tree.

 

[bronzeage]

Close enough.

I was keeping her in the basement, but it turns out, she was an escape artist, too.

 

[1HF]

Always bringing the sexy, birdy. You know I like trees.

 

[pollynova]

Not every man can be a tree.

Or get wood, at least not without a pill...

 

[parodyluvr75]

I was keeping her in the basement, but it turns out, she was an escape artist, too.

The usually are.

*sigh*

Need bars on the window.

Always bringing the sexy, birdy. You know I like trees.

Hey pretty girl, thought you'd like this parody.

Or get wood, at least not without a pill...

 

[pink]

Hopefully, the tree was more than a weeping willow.

 

[doctor_insanus]

It usually does. https://jackmackenziewriter.files.w...f_the_frozen_wastes_by_bellechere-d4ibiix.jpg

Nice.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/56788c3fbb2b9bb54f4c17b63dd773e1/tumblr_n367kaK0JW1srg5rbo3_500.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

Hopefully, the tree was more than a weeping willow.

Ha!

 

[pollynova]

http://www.filmquarterly.org/wp-content/uploads/webex_ac_still9_lo.jpg

It... got a little weird.

I hope they used protection. You know, for slivers.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I hope they used protection. You know, for slivers.

Me, too.

They needed plenty of protection.

 

[jhane]

I may not be a trapeze artist...
but I work without a net​

 

[ElijaRDC]

Ok, I've just gotten home from having the most amazing time in a tree with a high flying man...my legs are still shaking!! When is the last time you had sex in the tree with a trapeze artist??

Never. Have you not seen that episode of "Sex Sent Me to the E.R."?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I may not be a trapeze artist...
but I work without a net​

Love tree houses.

Never. Have you not seen that episode of "Sex Sent Me to the E.R."?

No.

 

[pollynova]

Love tree houses.

Most birdies do!

http://www.greenleafdollhouses.com/images/bird-houses/birdhouse.jpg