The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[yossi]

I'm just imagining LTR throwing pixie sticks at her monitor at pointless's avatar. I'm amused.

 

[pointless]

the pocket sized blonde chick is singing the national anthem at the mets game. i would put my penis in her and in doing so she would be allowed to see my flat, hairy butt. oh what day that would be.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

What's in it for me since I'll be winning? I'm already well versed in my curves.

I've seen photographic evidence of your curves, milady.

Those aren't mere verses you'd be learned in, they'd be entire chapters.

I'm Irish on my mother's side. I got my ass from my father's Italian heritage, though.

For that, your father deserves a raised glass in honor.

No, no, no, wait...for the heritage of that majestic ass, we tipping up the whole damn bottle!

http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/elaine-chugging.gif

 

[pointless]

I'm just imagining LTR throwing pixie sticks at her monitor at pointless's avatar. I'm amused.

it's only amusing if you also imagine her yelling "strip, whore!" as she does so.

 

[pointless]

shhh, the game started.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I've seen photographic evidence of your curves, milady.

Those aren't mere verses you'd be learned in, they'd be entire chapters.

Shanks!

You still haven't answered my question. What's in it for me?

 

[lovetoread]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9jGM3cldYj0/Tz6UhQP6diI/AAAAAAAABEE/Toi_twmUzOc/s320/goody_pixi_stix.jpg

strip whore!!

 

[pointless]

damn, daniel murphy is having a good week.

 

[pointless]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9jGM3cldYj0/Tz6UhQP6diI/AAAAAAAABEE/Toi_twmUzOc/s320/goody_pixi_stix.jpg

strip whore!!

never!!!! also, you need more blues and reds.

 

[lovetoread]

http://popcultureasylum.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/pixie-sticks.jpg

 

[AllyRose]

They... like big butts... and they cannot lie.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Shanks!

You still haven't answered my question. What's in it for me?

Hmmmm...I don't know. What ever could I get for the woman who seemingly has everything?

Or could probably get everything just by wearing that Anna Sui t-shirt of yours sans a bra and walking around downtown?

 

[1HF]

Beautiful day out today. I love the cloudy skies.

Tis a good day for daydreaming.

 

[Adre]

Beautiful day out today. I love the cloudy skies.

Tis a good day for daydreaming.

It was glorious here as well. A great day to be alive.

 

[AllyRose]

I don't want autumn to end.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Hmmmm...I don't know. What ever could I get for the woman who seemingly has everything?

Or could probably get everything just by wearing that Anna Sui t-shirt of yours sans a bra and walking around downtown?

I'm really tempted to ask for art, but that seems to be too much to ask for, and something that should not be born of a bet. I'll have to give it more thought.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I was just going say I was going for more out of Rizzo.....

 

[Super-Surprise]

Beautiful day out today. I love the cloudy skies.

Tis a good day for daydreaming.

https://mattsko.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/errol-flynn-western-gif-500.gif

 

[Lorilei]

Holy shit. Pretty sure that was food poisoning.

 

[pointless]

this is a fun game so far.

no hate for the cubs, of course. i actually wouldn't mind seeing them go all the way, but i've liked the mets since i was kid. you can't fight that shit.

 

[neci]

american horror story is on. i like the background noise.

 

[neci]

german cussing.

 

[neci]

They... like big butts... and they cannot lie.

they like ass .

 

[AllyRose]

they like ass .

Dear Lord! My virgin ears!

 

[pointless]

arschloch.