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Dear Clowns,
Why has this thread been silent for months?
The Cleaner
Dear Cleaner,
There is no one left to help. I have fixed all the fine folks of the PG. What once was a board of misfits and wannabes, is now home to high class, well mannered, sophisticated men and women who are here to simply sip fine wine and smoke Cuban cigars.
My job is done.
Dear Cleaner,
There is no one left to help. I have fixed all the fine folks of the PG. What once was a board of misfits and wannabes, is now home to high class, well mannered, sophisticated men and women who are here to simply sip fine wine and smoke Cuban cigars.
My job is done.
Dear Clowns,
I do not like fine wine or cuban cigars. Clearly I need help, so get back to work.
Signed,
Beer drinking princess
I don't smoke anything but do live in winery country...so yes, wine is part of some meals...but I don't need a fix...er...fixin....uh..repairs...thanks anyway!![]()
Dear Clowns,
Those itchy bumps showed up again on my lady biscuit. That home remedy you suggested didn't seem to help (fyi - lemon juice hurts!).
Any other suggestions?
Sincerely,
Itchy and Scratchy
But some of us still need help... although I do enjoy a good Cuban from time to time (eat your heart out Monica!!)
Of course! Silly me.
By the way, I apologize in advance for any PMs you get from Agnes. I last heard her muttering something about how she'd love you to put your big fat cigar in her mouth.
I don't want to know.
I really don't.
Dear Clowns,If only my penis was long and wrapped.
Dear Clowns,Oh damn...
Dear clowns,
What's for dinner?
Hungry for meat
Dear Clowns,
Hi Kat!![]()
Dear Clowns,
Buddy. Pick your head up.
I want a friendly face to punch.
Signed,
Your Homie-Gmoney
Dear Clowns,
Once Corbs has had her wicked way with you, will you have enough energy left to answer a question?
Signed,
Wondering
Dear questioning,
Corbs is a teddy bear under all the bullshit. Don't tell her I said that please. She will kick my ass.
Signed,
I'll survive. I hope.
Dear Clowns,
Sounds like you're doing it tough.
Chin up though. As Agnes says, "You can't keep a good man down."
Upon reflection what she may have said was she can't keep a good clam down ...
Oh, shit.
*sound of distant retching*
Sorry, man, gotta go.
Just remember, no matter how bad things are they can't possibly be as fowl as cleaning up the old baggage's regurgitated seafood.
Feeling better yet?
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Dear Clowns,
Buddy. Pick your head up.
I want a friendly face to punch.
Signed,
Your Homie-Gmoney