I think, at my age, I'm old enough for your ride. I'm capable of both deprived, dirty, amazing chats (voice or text, or...) as well as just fun and friendly chats.
Anyhow, I'd love the chance to chat and get to know you. Because this place is a sausage factory, you will certainly have your choices ahead of you. ANd you will get more attention than you ever hoped for.
Well, I've not told you what I would fancy... But hey... Maybe you will take a look at my profile and see if you find something you fancy.
We all need a great friend. A person you can feel a deep connection with in that special place. Its not important that you feel irristably compelled to act upon it as long as it makes you feel those special feelings.